Hey! This is Princess Amara of the Sand ^.^. I did not expect any reviews at all but thank you to the two people who reviewed (you know who you are!). So this is the chapter with Konaishi's flashback. Her real name will also be revealed!

Warning: A lot of swearing and some perverted conversations, you have been warned!

Disclaimer:

Me (Amara): Okay, I've always wanted to do this, so HIDAN! Get your ass in here and do the disclaimer!

Hidan: Bitch, I ain't doing anything for you!

Konaishi: Dude, just do it. Do you know how she is when she's PMS-ing?

Me: Hey! I heard that...and now you're dead! (*cue le horror music*)

Konaishi: Uh...Hidan just do it! (*runs*)

Hidan: Okay, damned bitch! That fucking Amara does not own Naruto, because if she does, all hell would break loose because she fucking sucks.

Me: What. Did. You. Say?

Hidan: Shit, I'm dead! *screams and runs*

Me: *chases Hidan with a giant lollipop weapon* (Think of maplestory with the giant lollipop weapon :3)


*1 Week Later*

Konaishi's POV

Okay, I've been here for a week in total. For the last couple of days, this is all what I did: shop with Temari, make perverted conversations with Kankuro, sleep, train (but it's just mostly being lazy), be a pain in butt to Gaara, pinch myself to see if this is a dream, and ask myself how the hell did I get in here and what kind of hole that was. I also found that I have my iPod on my backpack, as well as my phone and the charger for my iPod.

Besides finding my iPod and phone, this week was pretty boring.

Well anyway, I have been daydreaming about my beloved Gaara, who I will soon start stalking, and I've been having flashbacks.

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"...You little piece of crap..." I said I said murderously to my frenemy, who is actually more like an enemy, Dylan.

"Psh, you're a man and you hit like a girl!" Dylan said.

"Dude, get your facts straight. I'm a girl! NOT a man, a girl!" I hit his shoulder.

"No, you're a guy! You don't even have boobs!"

"Dude, have you seen it?" I wiggled my eyebrows creepily.

Dylan looked freaked out, "You're annoying and you can't even hit hard!"

"I know you are but what am I?" I asked.

"Hey! And you're ugly!" Dylan taunted.

"I know you are but what am I?" Oh shit, he just got burned...I think.

"...You're gay..."

"I know you are and it's okay," I patted Dylan's back in fake sympathy,"I got your back man, or should I say Gay! Ooh! Naomi 1, Dylan 0!"

"So immature." Another one of my friends, Logan, mumbled.

Dylan playfully hit Logan on the shoulder and said,"Says the guy who trolls around more than me and Naomi combined."

"Oh, why hello there, my beloved. You're looking gay as ever, I see." I said to Logan in a fake British accent, in which I failed epically.

Logan gave me a death glare,"I told you to stop calling me gay!"

"Okay, okay! Sheesh. Sorry I angered you when I know very well that you're on your period." As soon as I finished that sentence I bolted behind Mai, my best friend who was just about to walk to our hang out.

"Oh, hey! Why are you hiding behind me— oh wait. You called Logan gay again, did you?" Mai sighed. My best friend knows me so well.

"Yes," I came behind Mai and hugged Logan,"I'm sorry Logan!"

"...Uh...Naomi, you...can...let go...now.." I looked at Logan who is having a hard time breathing. I quickly let go of him, resulting him to fall to the ground.
I scratched the back of my head and apologized, and helped him up.

"Hey, do you guys know that hole on the 'forbidden' area of this school? Want to check it out?" I asked as they looked at each other then to me, and finally nodded.

"Sweet!" I grabbed Mai's hand and told Logan and Dylan to follow me.

*At the 'Forbidden' Area (Dun dun dun!)*

"So this is the...forbidden area?" Logan asked.

"Dude, there's nothing on here except that huge hole." Dylan stated.

"No shit, Sherlock." I facepalmed.

"How deep you think it is?" Mai asked.

"I don't know," I looked at down the hole then around the area and found a rock the size of my hand,"maybe we'll find out."

I threw the rock on the hole. We waited, and waited, and waited. We heard nothing.

"This looks dangerous. Let's just go before anyone catches us." Logan walked away from hole and everyone else followed. I followed too but not before giving the strange hole one more look. Geez, I hope this isn't the hole to hell like that movie "The Hole".

*The Next Day*

"Guys, can we go to the hole again?" I asked quietly in case someone might hear us.

"Are you kidding me? That place is creepy!" Mai whispered loudly.

"Just this once?" I pouted.

Logan sighed,"Okay, just this once. Dylan? You coming?"

"Nah. I don't want to go anywhere near that hole. I'll just see you guys later." Dylan waved and walked away. I had the urge to tease him about being scared but decided against it.

*At the Forbidden Area...Again*

"I don't know why, but I feel like this hole is calling me..." I mumbled as I leaned on the sign "KEEP OUT" that is really close to the hole. I looked at the hole in complete curiosity.

"It's just in your head." Logan said.

"Agreed. Now can we go?" Mai asked.

"No! Not yet. I'm curious to see what's in there." I took a step to the hole before Logan stopped me.

"Are you insane?! Who knows what's in there?! And did you know that curiosity killed the cat?! I don't want that happening to you!" Logan shouted.

I coughed,"No, the curiosity didn't kill the cat. The cat is alive, hiding on its house and eating cotton candy and living its life while curiosity was framed and had to go to jail."

Mai rolled her eyes,"Let's just go. I feel like something bad's going to happen."

See, this is one of the amazing things that Mai has. She is like a physic, I'm not kidding. She's helped me a lot of times using her physic ability.

I sighed sadly,"Fine."

I leaned in the sign again and looked at hole one more time. Suddenly, I felt a chill crawl up my spine.

"Did you guys feel that chill?" Logan and Mai shook their heads. Well, things just got a whole lot weirder. And I'm talking REALLY weird.

"Never mind then. Let's just go." As I was about to get up, still leaning on the sign, it suddenly broke, and I was pulled to the hole. I couldn't hear Logan and Mai's screams for help since I was screaming loudly. I gripped my backpack and stayed like that for a long time in the cold and darkness, until I saw the light underneath me.

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So that was how I ended up in here. I wonder if time on earth stopped? Nah, probably not. Sigh. Man, I can't believe I won't be there for the release of Wreck-It Ralph and Rise of the Guardians DVD, and I already miss my friends and my two sisters. And what about my parents?

I widened my eyes.

Oh noes! My parents! When I get back, I mean IF I get back, I'm going to be in so much trouble! And what if my whole life turned out to be like this one fanfiction I read? To have my family, my friends, everyone, forget me, and it'll look like I've never existed in the real world.

This thought brought tears into my eyes. It's official, I've found a new fear besides death and getting fat.


So this is the flashback chapter. The real story starts the next chapter. Um, I have nothing else to say but this chapter is kinda boring if you ask me.

I'M SO SORRY THAT IT WAS BORING! T^T

Well, I'm out. Peace :3