Hello there! I'm Princess Amara of the Sand and I'm so sorry I didn't upload yesterday. I had a lot of homework to do and I had to prepare for a big state writing test! And my parents didn't let me go on the computer unless I finish everything from school (All of it took me from 3 pm to 9pm to finish!) ._. Anyways, I'm sorry there haven't been a lot of Konaishi and Gaara moments, but please stay tuned I promise you more interesting chapters will come!
Oh, and if you're wondering what Konaishi looks likes, it will be revealed in this chapter!
Warning: An okay amount of swearing!
Disclaimer:
Me: I'm too lazy to do the disclaimer so Gaara, my love, can you please do it for me?
Konaishi: Hey! Back off Gaara sister, he's mine!
Me: I'm the authoress here and I can do whatever I want, like replace you with me. MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Konaishi: You...you monster! You're evil! EVIL! You're an evil bitch!
Me: ...I hope you step on a lego..
Konaishi: GASP! That's just cold!
Deidara: Ladies, ladies. Do not worry, I'm here to save the day, un.
Me + Konaishi: Why are you in here? We asked for Gaara
Deidara: Fine. Gaara! Amara-sama and Konaishi wants you to do the disclaimer, un!
(Gaara comes in without his shirt and me and Konaishi drools)
Gaara: Amara-sama does not own Naruto.
Me + Konaishi: That's it?!
Konaishi's POV
Cotton candies. Unicorn. Lots of chocolate and seaweed. Rainbows. Water on my face. Wait...water on my face?
"AHHHHHHHHH!" I bolted up from my bed and slowly turned to the person who splashed water on me like a freaking ghost. I saw a dude with a kitty suit.
"Kankuro. You. Are. So. Dead!" I pounced at him and choke him so hard that he couldn't breathe. After I did that for 2 minutes, I quickly got up and ran to the kitchen.
"Hey, Gaara, Temari." I panted as Gaara glared at me.
"What happened?" Temari asked.
"I...uh...choked Kankuro." I answered.
"You guys are immature." Temari mumbled.
"And you sound like Logan..." I said.
Temari raised an eyebrow, "Who's Logan?"
"My best friend from the re— I mean my home." I shrugged and looked at what she's doing. She's cooking...and the food are all burnt.
I sweatdropped and grabbed the raw fish she didn't cook yet,"I'll be keeping Mr. Fishy Palooza for...safe purposes."
I saw Kankuro walked into the kitchen so I sang using the raw fish as a microphone,"'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me nowww~"
Kankuro sweatdropped at me and shrugged his shoulders.
"So Panda-kun, my beloved. How are things going, bro?" I attempted to pat Gaara's back but his sand was protecting him. He didn't say anything, and just glared at me. Like always.
But that's all about to change.
Not really, I'm too lazy and even if I try to change him, it won't work. Only the great Naruto would be able to change that.
"So, you've been here for a week and we know nothing about you except your name and your love for seaweed and my brother here." Temari drank from her cup.
"About myself...?," I paled and panicked,"Oh my go—Kami, oh my Kami, oh my Kami! Who am I?!"
"You don't...know yourself?" Temari sweatdropped.
"Of course I do! I'm Konaishi the Great, after all!" I stood up on the table and did a fabulous Gai pose.
"Konaishi, you're stepping on my food!" Kankuro cried. I realized that I'm still holding Mr. Fishy Palooza, so I threw it at Kankuro's face. And I threw it like a boss!
"Ko-nai-shi," Kankuro said slowly and pounced at me. And you know what he did? He tickled me! He fucking tickled me!
"Kankuro! You fucking mofo(1)!" I lunged at him and pulled off his kitty hat then pulled on his hair.
This went on for a while, pulling Kankuro's hair and tickling me while I flailed my arms, trying to shout 'HELP', until Gaara said something.
"Kankuro, stop." Gaara said in a menacing tone and glared at the both of us. In an instant, Kankuro got up and sat back on his chair, apologizing to Gaara. And you know what I did? I took this moment to surprise pinch Gaara's cheek.
"You're so cute!" I cooed.
"Shut up!" Gaara suddenly used his sand to choke me.
"G-Gaara please stop!" Temari shouted while Kankuro tried of fight Gaara's sand to protect me.
"Shut up Temari," Gaara glared at her then glared at me too,"How dare you touch me! I will kill you!"
I looked him in the eyes and said,"Go ahead. Kill me. I don't care. I'm not scared of you"
Lies, My conscience said, you are afraid of death and you know it.
I shut up my conscience and saw Gaara emotionless, but shock from my words clearly shown on his eyes.
Gaara released me and looked at me, who is gasping for air.
"Next time you touch me, I won't hold back on killing you." Gaara glare at me one last time and walked away to his room, his sand shutting the door loudly.
"You shouldn't of done that, Konaishi." Kankuro helped me up and Temari gave me water.
"Sorry, I just thought he wouldn't be this menacing. But whatever, let's just forget this whole thing ever happened." I walked away from the scene to my own bedroom.
It's been a few hours since that whole Gaara thing happened. My tummy is now killing me because I forgot to eat breakfast...not like I would ever eat those...food. If you could even call that food.
I had some chocolate and apple juice, and it helped my tummy for a little bit. After that, I played a Naruto episode on my iPod to pass some time and because I was bored. I had some good time eating seaweed while watching Naruto episodes. I also did an act and a weird mini fashion show on my mirror.
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"Why hello there, Konaishi," I said in a fake British accent,"aren't you looking so lovely and beautiful?"
I raced to across and answered to an invisible person I was acting as before. I faked giggled and said in a cute little voice,"Oh stop it, you! I know I'm lovely and beautiful. No one can top my epically awesome looks!"
I raced to the spot I had been before and said,"Oh, you really are adorable. Will you marry me?"
I raced back to my previous spot,"Oh, I'm flattered, my dear Kaname (2), but my heart only belongs to the one and only, Gaara."
"Hey, babe. Get lost Kaname, Konaishi's mine." I acted as Gaara and imitated his manly voice,"Babe, would you do a little fashion show for me?"
I giggled,"Of course, my love!"
I walked around the room with a cool hairstyle and clothes that Temari bought me earlier. It was a long, light blue jacket with a hood and I have a fishnet shirt under it too. Because I wanted to seem cool, I cut the sleeves of my jacket up to my elbows. My bottoms were the same color of my shirt. It was a (GASP!) skirt that stops a little below my mid-thigh. Now I don't wear skirts a lot, but when I do, I also wear shorts under it, which is what I did to save myself from being uncomfortable. So now I'm wearing the skirt with black shorts that reaches a little above my kneecaps.
My cool hairstyle is my side bangs combed back into fringe bangs I used to have and the rest of my hair tied into a high side ponytail.
Yeah, I look so awesome.
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Yeah, I'm so arrogant (sarcasm kids, sarcasm), but at least I'm not that arrogant like my math teacher Mr. G. I have to admit though, Mr. G is pretty funny and if I have to choose between him and another one of my funny teachers, Mrs. Reina, I'd have to choose Mr. G. Thank Kami I didn't get put to an another math teacher, Mrs. Martin. I heard from Logan and Mai that she's mean, and twice is more than enough.
Before I go back downstairs, I took a look at myself one last time on the mirror.
I don't look beautiful or ugly, in my opinion, I look pretty average. I have an oval-shaped face and pale skin along with brown eyes and fine-looking nose. My straight hair reaches my mid-back and it was the color of bright red because I begged my mom to dye my hair in the real world. Along with my red hair, I also had fringe bangs that I've swept to the left side of my forehead to hide an ugly scar I got from a car accident.
Yes, you heard right, I have a scar. My scar was a lightning shape. No, it's just a simple inch and a half line of scar, I'm not like the female version of Harry! I don't think he looks that hot, I mean he does, but not much. It'd be really awesome to have wizard powers, though.
Imagine this:
Me: Lalalalalalalalalalala *sees a giant gorilla, I mean a very hairy giant person* AHHHHHHHHH! Who are you?!
Person: I'm Hagrid.
Me: Okay...? What do you want from me?
Hagrid: You're a big poophead, Konaishi. That's why I'm taking you to Owlpoops school of magic!
End of 'Imagine This' Scene
Whoa, I know I'm mentally insane and all, but I didn't know my mind is dirty enough to create an 'imagine this' scene with the word poop in it!
Oh well, now I'm bored. I'm off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz! Not really, there's no yellow brick to follow, and I was thinking of making a fun list to do.
I smiled a sinister smile.
I'm so going to annoy the heck out of everyone in this village. Heeheeheehee...
1. Mofo means motherfucker. I use that on my ex all the time.
2. If you know Vampire Knight, you should know who Kaname is.
So, here is the chapter. I don't know what else to put in here ._. Oh, I get it, I would appreciate any reviews, and constructive criticism is more than welcomed.
Here's a preview for the next chappy:
"Yes, shit just got real"
"The poke of DOOM!"
"You're a jounin and you're only 17?!"
"Can you teach me?"
Well, Princess Amara of the Sand is out, peace!
