Here is chapter 7! or 8? Bleh, who cares! I am also very excited for this chapter! She will FINALLY meet Naruto and Konoha genins!

Disclaimer (Bwahaha! I forgot!):

Me: Hey, Pein-sama!

Pein: What?

Me: Do you think I'm crazy?

Pein: Doesn't everyone?

Me: *Pouts* Look what you did! Now you can't do the disclaimer!

Pein: I don't care. Let Itachi do it.

Me: Okay. Itachi! Where are you, my sexy weasel?!

Itachi: Please don't call that or I won't do the disclaimer.

Me: Fine. Please do the disclaimer now, the readers are getting impatient.

Itachi: *Nods* Amara-sama does not own Naruto. She only owns Konaishi, Momotaro, Takahiro, Shizuka and Bunko, Tomoko, Ryuu, Momotaro's mother, and this plot.

Me: *Sweatdrops* Well, that's more than what I asked for, but thank you anyway, Itachi.


I ran with Temari, Kankuro, Gaara and Baki, not a single word escaped my mouth every since I talked with Oreo. My mind was going crazy ever since I have that 'conversation' with the Kazekage.

FLASHBACKBRINGINGSEXYBACKFLASHBACK

"Konaishi," His voice suddenly turned creepy and so did the atmosphere,"you are a part of this plan."

What plan- oh shit, I nearly forgot about the invasion going to happen soon!, I thought in panic.

The Kazekage, or Oreo, continued,"You became a part of this plan ever since you came here..." He paused before saying a name I never thought he would know.

"...Naomi." I froze.

"How...how did you know my real name?!" I glared at the man before me.

"Oh my, you don't really know that you're not Naomi." He shook his head.

I was confused,"W-what. do you mean by that?!"

Oreo chuckled darkly and slowly shook his head,"In due time, Naomi."

End of Flashback

My eyes widened in realization. What if it was Oreo that sent me to this world?!

No!, I thought, that's impossible! But then again, this is Orochimoomoo we're talking about!

I shook my head furiously and slightly jumped when I heard a voice,

"Are you alright, Konaishi?" I looked over and saw Temari looking at me.

"H-huh? Of course I am! Why wouldn't I?" I faked a smile, but I could see that Temari did buy it.

"You've been silent the whole trip, and that is highly unusual for someone like you." Temari pointed out. I mentally frowned.

"Temari, don't say anything more! Or else she's gonna be loud for the rest of the trip! Do you not like the peace?!" I heard Kankuro hissed quietly.

I giggled quietly, "I'm fine. Don't mind me. There's just a lot in my mind right now."

Temari nodded and got back to running. I looked at the silent Gaara and mentally laughed an evil laugh.

Mwahahaha! You will be a nice person by the end of the Chunin Exams, Gaara! Just watch!


"Goddamnit! That was a flacking long trip!" I growled loudly as I saw the gates of Konoha. Damn, it's much bigger in person!

After we showed our passports to Izumo and Kotetsu, who I gave a peace sign at, we, as in Temari, Kankuro, and me, continued to walk around Konoha. Gaara just suddenly disappeared.

I licked my lips. Damn, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are totally going to hate me for this.

You see, Tomoko and I made a bet; we have to give a bad impression to the Konoha genins. If I win, I get money, If I lose, I have to babysit her little brother when we get back to Suna. Same goes for her, except she will run a lap around Suna if she loses. She does not like running, plus, Suna is huge.

When we got a teeny bit close to Naruto, Sakura, and Konohamaru and his friends, I suddenly mysteriously disappeared and hid behind the branch above the one Sasuke will be on. I concealed my chakra so no one would notice me. Those are one of the techniques that Momo-kun taught me.

I waited until Konohamaru bumped into Kankuro.

"That hurt." Kankuro said. He lifted Konohamaru by his collar...or scarf?

"Konohamaru!" Naruto exclaimed.

"That hurt, brat." Oh, I see how it is. Suna-nins has a habit of saying brat. I get it.

"Stop it. We're going to get scolded later." Temari looked around for Gaara.

"I'm sorry, I was joking around, so..." Sakura trailed off.

"Hey! Let go of that hand, dattebayo!" Naruto yelled.

"But I want to play around before some noisy people come." Kankuro protested.

"Let go!" Konohamaru kicked Kankuro as he struggled to speak.

"You're very energetic kid." said Kankuro.

"Why you...!" Naruto ran at Kankuro, but tripped backwards because of Kankuro's chakra strings.

"What was that?" Naruto asked.

"Konoha's genins are weak."

Naruto quickly got to his feet and said, "Hey! If you don't let go of him, you're gonna get it from me, you idiot!"

Sakura got Naruto into a headlock.

"You piss me off," Kankuro started, "I hate short people anyway. And you're impertinent for someone younger than me."

I grew a red angry mark on my head from the 'short people' comment. I'm a short girl and that offends me.

"It makes me want to break you." Kankuro continued.

Temari sighed, "I'm not going to be responsible for what you do."

"After this short kid, the short kid over there is next." Kankuro said cockily. Just as Kankuro was about to punch Konohamaru, Sasuke finally decided to throw the rock at Kankuro's arm, causing him to let go of Konohamaru.

"What do you think you're doing in another's village." Sasuke said calmly. Sakura decided to go all fangirl on him.

"Another kid that pisses me off." Kankuro glared at Sasuke, then Sasuke crushed the rock into pieces.

Poor rock. RIP. You don't deserved to be crushed by the Konoha's one and only duckbutt, I thought, pitying the rock's sad fate.

Sakura and Moegi went all fangirl on Sasuke while Konohamaru cried and told Naruto that's he's not cool. Oh, Kami, Konohamaru is so friggin' cute!

"I would have beaten that guy..." Naruto said.

"Hey, come down, kid." Kankuro called out. "I hate kids like you, who think they're so clever."

"Oi! You're going to use Karasu?" Temari asked as Kankuro took Karasu from his back.

"Kankuro, stop." Gaara commanded. It took a lot of me to resist a fangirl scream. Everyone looked at Gaara in surprise.

"You're a disgrace to our village." Everyone gasped.

"G-Gaara..." Kankuro stuttered and I remembered that time that I first watched this episode. I was creeped out when Gaara moved his eyes. Seriously.

"Why do you think we came all the way here to Konoha?"

"Listen, Gaara, these guys started it." I rolled my eyes at Kankuro's answer.

"Shut up. I'll kill you." Gaara glared. Oh, that glare.

"I was at fault. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

"Excuse them, you guys." Gaara disappeared and reappeared beside his siblings using his sand. "Let's go. We didn't come here to fool around."

"I know." Kakuro admitted as he and his siblings began to walk away, when Sakura suddenly asks the stupid question. Don't get me wrong, I love Sakura and all, but...yeah.

"Judging from your forehead protectors, you are ninja from the Hidden Village of the Sand, right? The Country of Fire and The Country of Wind have an alliance, but a treaty prevents ninjas from entering each other's countries without permission. State your purpose."

"You don't know anything?" Temari and Kankuro turned around while Gaara just turned his head.

Temari held up our pass, "This is a traffic pass. As you guessed, we are Genins of Sunagakure from the Country of Wind. We came here to take the Chunin selection exam.

"Chunin selection exam? What's a Chunin selection exam, 'ttebayo?" Naruto asked.

"You all really must not know." Temari smirked and crossed her arms. Konohamaru explained the Chunin Exams to Naruto.

The Sand Siblings started to walk away again but Sasuke stopped them.

"Hey, you there, what's your name?" Sasuke asked.

"Temari turned around and blushed, asking if it was her. I snickered quietly.

"No, not you. The one next to you with the gourd."

Gaara turned around, "Subaku no Gaara. I'm also interested in you. What's your name?"

Sasuke smirked, "Uchiha Sasuke."

They had this intense stare (so intense!) until Naruto broke it.

"Ne, ne, what about me." Naruto asked, pointing at himself.

"I'm not interested." Gaara and his siblings were about to walk away, yet again, and Gaara glanced at me at the corner of his eyes. That's my cue, but it's not like he knew what I was planning.

I threw a kunai at Kankuro, but he caught it. Figures, I always do that to him, so he got used to it. But what he doesn't know is that I attached a fish on the kunai and it ended up smacking Kankuro on the face.

I resisted the urge to burst out laughing, but I had to maintain a cold personality for now, for the money.

"Hey, you're trying to get rid of me?" I asked coldly, but winked at Temari. Thank Kami that the Konoha genins didn't see it.

"I would of gotten rid of you if I could." I heard Kankuro muttered.

I glared at him and turned to the Konoha genins who looked surprised at my sudden appearance. I mentally cried at what I was going to say next.

"I saw what Kankuro did. You Konoha genins are...weak, Except for that guy with a duck's ass for a hair." I pretended to sneer. You have no idea how much I'm crying inside right now.

I jumped down to join the Sand Siblings. Hey, Oreo ordered them to also escort me to the Hokage Tower and meet my team in there, so they're stuck with me until we meet my team.

"And who are you to say that, 'ttebayo!" I saw Naruto clenched his fist.

"Kurosaki Konaishi, Sunagakure's Best Two-Bladed Katana User. Remember that." I said coldly. Did I ever mention that I was the best Two-Bladed Katana user? No? Well, sit, children as I tell you the tale of why I'm called that. You see, I trained a lot with it and since I'm a fast learner at everything, I was titled Sunagakure's Best Two-Bladed Katana User.

Then I nodded to the Sand Siblings, who took the signal to go to the Hokage Tower. I went with them, but not before sparing a sad glance at the Konoha genins.

Goddamn, Tomoko-chan, I am so going to kill you!