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When You're Mad

Fuming, annoyed, and altogether pissed the hell off, Kagome stormed through the trees, hands fisted tightly at her sides, dark scowling twisting her pale features and brown eyes set into a deadly glare that promised death of anyone who dared get in her path. The vegetation beneath her feet was flattened by the force of her stomps and vicious, dark mutterings about rude, insensitive, and asshole half-demons gave enough warning for forest critters to quickly make themselves scarce.

God, the nerve of the guy! What his was problem?! Everything had been perfectly fine until the big jerk decided to ruin the peace by opening his stupid mouth for no damn reason and start firing insults at her! Her jaw clenched in anger, Kagome attempted to recall what had evidently set him off but still couldn't come up with anything. It had been a unanimous decision amongst them that they would take the rare opportunity to wind down and relax in Kaede's home and the day's lunch had been cooking over the fire pit while Kaede and Kagome quietly discussed various herbs and other healing remedies. An increasingly annoyed Sango attempted to polish Hiraikotsu while continuously fending off a certain lecherous monk's wandering hand and Shippou was curled up with Kirara, enjoying a lazy afternoon doze. And as per usual, Inuyasha sat presumably brooding against the far wall and Kagome had thought nothing of it, used to his anti-social behavior, thinking he was probably just brooding over the fact that they haven't had much alone time as of late. She had to admit, she was a little annoyed too, having only just recently become much more intimate with each other, but there wasn't much help for it so they made do with secret smiles and passing touches.

But then, out of the freakin' blue, Inuyasha had just started spouting pure bullshit from his mouth and all activity within the tiny hut had come to a screeching halt as all eyes turned to stare at him. First he had commented on the "awful stench" that was coming from the pot over the fire pit, the lunch that Kagome had helped prepare, and she had been so shocked that all she could do was gape at him. Incredulously, Inuyasha had kept going, next looking directly at Kagome and thinking out loud if maybe it was her he was smelling. Miroku was gaping, Sango was ready to clobber him with her freshly polished weapon, and even Kaede was looking quite appalled. Seemingly having a death wish, the half-demon continued, having the gall to look nonchalant as he casually stated how anyone as flat-chested as she was could possibly hope to cook a decent meal.

Miroku had paled and choked, Sango looked murderous, Kaede had shaken her head sadly, and by this point Kagome's face was red, her eyes flashing dangerously and her hands balled into tight fists on her thighs. Even if the random statement had made absolutely no sense and sounded as if he was just pulling things out of his ass now, it had nonetheless succeeded in thoroughly pissing the young woman off and she appeared just about ready to sit him into the seventh layer of hell but was somehow miraculously restraining herself.

He had to have a reason, right? Surely there was some kind of logical explanation as to why Inuyasha was doing his level best to guarantee he never had children. Perhaps this was some sort of payback for something she said or did? Or a joke! Maybe—maybe this was just one huge joke, a scam, something to relieve his boredom, however…unorthodox his way of going about it seemed.

Sticking his nose in the air and crossing his arms, Inuyasha cast her a sidelong glance and Kagome could have sworn he looked almost…expectant. But that was impossible, right? Surely he couldn't be doing this on purpose! Surely he couldn't be that stupid, right? Right?

Wrong.

Because then, evidently bored with living, Inuyasha decided to bury the hatchet and sign his death warrant when he muttered just loud enough for everyone to hear, "And at least Kikyou didn't think everything revolved around her."

Kaede gasped, Miroku face-palmed, Hiraikotsu was suddenly poised above his skull by an ominous looking Sango, and Kagome snapped.

Needless to say Kagome hadn't stuck around to see the damage she had caused but she was pretty sure she now owed Kaede a new floor in her hut and vowed to make it up to her by buying a crapload of that joint pain medication she liked on her next visit home.

Just—just— "Urrrggghh!" Kagome screamed through clenched teeth and in a brief display of childishness, she stomped her feet on the ground and couple times and had a mini tantrum. Surprisingly that made her feel a little better and she continued deeper into the forest with no destination in mind, mildly embarrassed for her momentary lapse of control and glad no one had been around to witness it. Considering herself even-tempered, even when it came to a certain big-mouthed, jerk-faced half-demon Who Shall Not Be Named, she was usually better than that. But she supposed that even the most even-tempered of people required an outlet every once in a while, especially dealing with somebody as stupid and stubborn and stupid as Inuyasha.

"So stupid," Kagome hissed and viciously kicked a stone out of her path. "Moronic. Idiotic. Imbecilic. Foolish." Wow, this was actually making her feel a lot better. "Irrational! Thoughtless! Rude—"

"Flattery will get you nowhere, you know."

The voice came from above her and before she could even register what was happening, Kagome was pressed against a tree, a pair of clawed hands were up her shirt and a hot mouth was latched onto her neck, kissing, licking and nipping the soft skin.

It took a moment but Kagome finally realized what was happening through the haze of sensation and immediately started struggling, a fierce scowl on her face as she punched and pushed at his chest, bent her knees to try and break off his stupid dick, and just wiggled around as she bit hard at any exposed flesh near her mouth. To his credit Inuyasha merely grunted and pressed her harder against the tree, shoving his thigh between her legs and pinning her hips with his, effectively allowing her to feel the hard rod concealed in his hakama.

Kagome gasped and the instant desire that curled in her belly pissed her off even more. Dammit, she was mad at him, she didn't want him! "Prick," she growled and twisted her head away from his attentions even when all she wanted to do was give in. When shoving him away didn't work, she started clawing at him with her nails. "Get off me, you stupid—"

"Use another word, wench, that one's gettin' old." In one swift move Inuyasha seized her wrists then caged them together above her head with a single hand, using the other to grab a fistful of her hair to still her before kissing her roughly. "Fuck, I want you," he rasped against her lips and to accent that statement he ground his erection into her center and groaned, once more dropping his mouth to her jaw and kissing his way back to her mouth. He nipped at her bottom lip before pulling it into his mouth and sucking gently, flicking the tip of his tongue across the tender flesh.

Incensed that he had the balls to show up, act like he hadn't just deliberately pissed her off, and attempted to seduce her, Kagome tried valiantly to ignore the insistent ache developing between her legs and did everything in her power to escape his grip, yanking at her imprisoned hands, thrashing wildly, jerking, biting his lip when he dared put his mouth anywhere near hers. She tasted blood and Inuyasha jerked back with a surprised grunt, however he didn't lessen his grip and merely bit her back, sinking his fangs into her neck but not hard enough to draw blood.

A badly stifled moan reached his ears and if possible Kagome's attempts grew more urgent, twisting away from his touch, pushing against him, and muttering threats consisting of violent bodily harm but Inuyasha wasn't fooled; he could smell her desire for him, feel her heat even through the layers of clothing. God, she smelled so fucking good and all he wanted to do was bury his face between her legs and—

"Dammit, Inuyasha!" Growling impressively for a human, Kagome arched her back and bucked her hips in an effort to wriggle her way free, but all the movement succeeded in doing was drive his cock harder against her center and she bit her lip to stifle the needy whimper. Despite her growing need for him, however, Kagome glared at him with as much anger as she could muster given the circumstances, knowing that her face was flushed, her lips swollen from his kisses, and her breathing harsher than normal. "I mean it," she hissed, scowling at him, trying very, very hard to not rock her hips into him and relieve the throbbing ache between her thighs. "I am not in the mood for this! How dare you fucking touch me—"

Unperturbed by her anger, Inuyasha snarled back at her and leaned own to deliver a reprimanding nip to her neck, reveling in her gasp. "Bitch," he rumbled and swiped his tongue across her flesh, soothing the brief sting. "I'll touch you whenever I damn well please." And as if to prove that particular statement, Inuyasha slipped his hand beneath her skirt, pressed his fingers against damp fabric and smirked rather arrogantly. "And besides," he continued, his voice low, dark, hedonistic as he rid her of her panties with a flick of his wrist, claws tearing through the flimsy fabric, "I know you want this." His fingers stroked against slick heat and that time Kagome couldn't contain her moan and he chuckled at how peeved it sounded. Only his Kagome could make a pissed off moan.

Without any warning Kagome's hands were released and instantly she clutched his shoulders, her intention to shove him away from her as hard as she could, but instead she found herself tugging him closer and rocking her hips against his hand. Goddammit, she was supposed to be mad at him, not giving into his ministrations and riding his hand! "Asshole," she spat even as she curled her hand around his neck and yanked his head down to hers and his kiss was hard, demanding, tongue thrusting inside her mouth and dueling with hers. When they parted Kagome was panting and once more she leveled a deadly glare at him. "Don't think this changes anything," she muttered as she hooked her thigh onto his hip and his clawed hand grabbed it, anchoring her to him. "I'm still pissed at you." She dug her fingers into his hair, jerked him back down and bit down on his neck.

Growling, Inuyasha withdrew his hand from between her thighs and tugged at the ties of his hakama, freeing his straining erection. "Shut up," he fired back and shoved the fabric of her skirt out of his way. His cock slid against her hot center and he cursed, his arm snapping around he waist and pulling her closer. Bending his head he delivered hot, open-mouthed kisses to her neck, sucking the salty skin, leaving his mark for everyone to see. She was his and he dared anyone to take her from him.

"I will not shut up," Kagome hissed and he lifted his head to see her glaring at him again, lips parted, breathing heavy, and face beautifully flushed. "You said I smell," she reminded him and her scent spiked again, face twisting into another scowl. "And flat chested? Really? What the hell possessed to make you say all that, you insensitive jerk?"

Inuyasha raised his brow at her and flashed his fangs in a grin. "You do smell." Then his lids lowered to half-mast and he emitted a dark, hungry growl and he licked his lips. "But I never said bad." He leaned forward and nibbled the line of her jaw to her ear then gently nipped her earlobe.

Despite the delightful shivers that rolled down her spine, Kagome scowled and dug her fingers into his shoulders, refusing to give this up so easily as she tried to ignore what was doing at their hips. "You said 'awful stench,'" she stated through clenched teeth, eyes daring him to deny it. "That sounds bad enough to me." She paused. Then, as an afterthought, added, "Idiot."

Instead of giving a direct answer Inuyasha drew his hips back then thrust forward, sliding his cock against her hot folds, coating himself in her excitement and grinding against her clit. Kagome jerked against him and gasped while he emitted another possessive growl. His gaze flew to hers, molten amber colliding with passionate dark brown and then a devilish smirk curled his lips upward and goddammit but didn't that make her even wetter. And the bastard knew it too, his eyes glinting knowingly, fangs flashing as his smirk widened.

"Then allow me to clarify." Inuyasha licked his lips, watched as her eyes hungrily followed the movement, and finally admitted huskily, "I love it when you're mad." He slid his fingers into her hair and tugged, tilting her head back, exposing her neck to him. "You smell so fucking good."Burying his face against her throat, Inuyasha inhaled deeply and groaned, his hips snapping forward of their own accord, the easy glide of his hard cock against her weeping, hot core eliciting a needy growl. "Your scent gets darker, headier, and fuck, I can't explain it but I get so fucking hard for you I can't think straight." With both hands on her hips, he ground his cock into her snatch, teasing himself, breath coming in harsh pants.

Kagome momentarily forgot her anger to stare at him in disbelief, however her brows snapped low over her eyes in an annoyed frown. "Are you saying that you deliberately pissed me off just so you can fuck m—ah." Her question ended in a moan when his stiff length brushed her sensitive clit and she bucked her hips to feel it again. Her half-demon did not disappoint; with a grunt he thrust forward once more, rubbing against that bundle of nerves and this time she cried out, lifting her other leg to wrap around his hips. His hands cupped her ass and together they developed a slow grind, hips rocking together, teasing, but never fulfilling and suddenly what they were talking about didn't even matter anymore. She needed him inside her and she needed him now.

"Yeah," Inuyasha said hoarsely and it took Kagome a minute to realize he was answering her earlier unfinished question. Then he flashed those fangs again in a sinful smirk and damn near purred, "But ya gotta admit…the sex is so much fucking better when you're pissed." He slanted his mouth over hers before she could respond, darting his tongue inside for a taste as he reached down and aligned his cock with her slick entrance.

"God, you're such a dick," she muttered against his lips even as she slipped her fingers inside his kosode to trail down his chest in a teasing caress. Her fingers brushed across hard male nipples and she smiled when he shuddered at her touch. Almost of their own violation her hands pushed the garments off his shoulders, her eyes greedily taking in the toned chest bared for her viewing pleasure. Kagome was vaguely aware of him releasing her briefly to shrug his arms out but then they were on her again, one hand at her hips, the other tangled in her raven hair.

"Fuck you, you love this dick," he countered a little breathlessly and before Kagome could wonder if he meant himself or his actual dick, or even argue about it because it was true, on both counts, Inuyasha proceeded to take his own advice and fuck her ruthlessly against the tree, slamming his cock inside her in a savage thrust that had her crying out and head tossing back. Thankfully his hand was there to cushion it from the rough bark of the tree as he started pistoning his hips, slamming into her again and again as his mouth alternated between kissing the ever-loving shit out of her and laving attention to her throat and jaw.

Kagome barely felt the hard bark of the tree against her back as he filled her over and over, the mind-numbing pleasure overwhelming everything else. She met his thrusts with her own, one hand curled around the back of his neck while the other stayed flat against his bare chest, over his rapidly beating heart. Eyes fluttering open, she found Inuyasha already staring at her, amber gaze half-lidded, intense, mouth parted as he dragged in haggard breaths and once her eyes collided with his, he slowly dropped his gaze down to their hips and a savage growl ripped from this throat as he watched his cock disappear again and again inside her hot sheath. God, she felt fucking amazing, hot, tight, wet and fuck he loved her so much.

Taking note of just what exactly he was staring at, Kagome's eyes flashed mischievously and she bit her lip before rolling her hips in a way that had him emitting a strangled moan and quickening his pace, fucking her harder, faster, as he slammed a hand on the tree beside her head to brace himself. Smoldering amber darted back to passion-filled brown and didn't miss the impish twitch of her lips. "Bitch," he rumbled and felt the corners of his own mouth curl upward.

"The biggest dick," she breathed in return and the teasing smile flirting with her lips was abruptly covered with Inuyasha's smirking one.

"Your dick," he groaned against her mouth and once more Kagome was unsure to which one he was referring to but then he delivered a hard, grinding thrust and suddenly she didn't care anymore, crying out as the pleasure coursing through her body suddenly rushed southward and concentrated between her legs. Her vision went white and her mouth dropped open on a silent scream of her lover's name as pleasure like nothing she had ever experienced before exploded throughout her entire body, her hips jerking against his, muscles clenching and stomach quivering as her release roared through every part of her being. With her arms wrapped around his neck she rested her head on his shoulder, her breathing ragged, heart thundering in her chest, and her body trembling.

Inuyasha was more vocal about his climax and the second her muscles clamped down on his cock he shouted his release, squeezing his eyes shut tight as he clutched her to him, pumping his hips frantically, giving her all that he was, his heart, his love, his very essence.

It seemed like a small eternity before Inuyasha came down form his high and the strength in his legs suddenly left him. With a rough groan he sank to the ground, keeping his wench pressed securely to him with an arm as he collapsed back onto his ass and stretched his legs out before him. Kagome didn't move, merely shifted her legs and straddled his thighs to attain a more comfortable position. She felt Inuyasha grunt beneath her and the his hand was at her back, lazily stroking up and down as a low, soothing rumble started in his chest. She smiled and turned her head enough to kiss his bare chest, right over his heart. He dropped a kiss to her head and neither of them moved for a long time.

"So," Inuyasha said at length, breaking the peaceful quiet that had fallen over him and she leaned back far enough to glance questioningly up at him. He quirked a grin at her, golden eyes flashing playfully. "…Are you still mad?"

Kagome laughed. "Shut up and kiss me, you stupid—"

He did.