hello again everyone! c: thanks so much for the views and the follow it means a lot im so happy! also, surprise, henna who has cover art now! i made it myself and am really proud of it c: without firther a do, here's henna who chapter 2!
chapter two: space battle
i looked at the screen with my jaw wide open. this ship clearly meant business.
"amy, go wake up your father, he needs to see this" i said.
"will do" said amy, and she ran off to our bedroom.
a few minutes later the doctor was in the room in his dressing gown cause he was naked before. he came to look at the screen.
"whuht ees eet honaey?" he asked.
"there's a ship that just showed up outta nowhere and now its hailing us!" i said, scard.
the doctor pressed and held down a red button on the console in front of the screen showing the offending ship. ""hellouw thees ees the dowctah whoueh, stayte yew're nayume and businouse"
"uh im sorry what did you just say?" said someone on the ship.
"i sayde, hellouw thiees ees tha dowctah whouh, stayte yew're nayume ahnde businuws!"
"oh sorry i am hard of hearing" said the alien on the ship.
"i am sorrey to heah that," said the doctor
"was that a joke you will suffer for that!" said the alien. "we are the zarkax we come in not peace! we demand you hand over the one named..."
we waited for them to finish tensely. rory peed in his long johns.
"HENNA LAUREN."
"ha ha sorrey theah ees noew henna lauren hea, i marruyed heh she ees nauw muy wuyfe!" the doctor said proudly.
"well then, we demand you hand over your wife smartass"
"noew aliun-focken waey," the doctor replied, "i aynt gonna send yew muy wuyfe, whouh knoews what yew wood dew tew hah"
" i guess well just have to take her then"
"hah, uyd luyke tew sea yew truy"
suddenly the ship pulled two massive rovolvers out of somewhere (its ass? idk :( ) and started shooting at the tardis! western music like in the old west started playing as we tried to fight back by shooting our own lasers, but it was hard because every time we were shot we went flying all over the place. rorys pee went everywhere and i considered getting him some diapers. then he would really be like our baby!
"UY... CANT... REACHE!" criede the doctor, who was now pinned under a support beam that fell on his back. he couldn't reach the laser button!
i dashed across the room and leaped over fallen beams, and punched the button. this had to work. it just had to.
a laser shot out of somewhere (the tardis's ass? idk :( i should really think about things like this...) and hit the ship right in the cock pit, and we heard screaming from the aliens on board.
"oaky you may have won this round, but we still have a secret weapon," said the alien, and his ships robotic hands pulled out a GIANT. FOCKING. BAZOOKA.
"WEAVE GOTTA GEET OWT OF HEA!" the doctor screamed, and started typing in directions for the nearest planet: venus.
the tardis disappeared with a scary noise, and the aliens became angry. we won this round!
on venus, i pulled the doctor out from under the beam. "are you okay?"
"uy cant feal muy leags," he said sadly scaredly.
amy, rory and i all gasped in horror. the doctor was parlayzed! he stood up, his legs wobbly, and had to hold onto the control panel to keep from falling over.
"uy geass uy weall nead crooches noeuw"
"oh no baby i'm so sorry!" i said, and hugged him.
"uyt wasent yoewre fault, noeuw wea jast nead tew rest an recovah"
"lets head into town maybe theres a hospital?" amy suggested.
we all nodded and left the tardis, and the doctor was hanging on to me the whole way to keep from falling over. on venus the sky was green like a candy apple green not a fart green, thats the color my brother always talks about when i mention green I HATE HIM SO MUCH! there were only wmen on this planet, since this is where all women come from. they were all very beautiful but the doctor still loved me more. i cant speak for rory though
"greetings beautiful people what do you wish here on our lovely planet?" asked the queen of venus, venus herself, she named the planet after herself you know. her hair reached her ankles and was a platform blond, with several diamond crusty barrettes near the top. her gorgeous flowing dress was a little revealing and we could easily see her special lady chest parts (if you know what i mean?) if we tried, but we didn't. i can't speak for rory though...
"hello venus we nead to find a hospital my husband has become paralyzed," i said, biting my lip to keep from crying.
"he doesnt look very paralyzed," said venus raising her eyebrow.
"heah uy;ll prewve eet tew yew" said the doctor, he let go of me and fell to the floor in a limp and handsome heap.
"OH MY GAWDDESS you are right he doesen't look too good!" venus said "well i mean he is handsome hmmmm venus licked her lips "the hospital is right down that way!"
"thank you" we said and hauled the doctor to the hospital.
"hello how may i hospitalize you today?" said the nurse at the desk.
"MY HUSBANDS LEGS ARE BROKEN AND HIS SPINE IS BROKEN AND HIS NECK IS BROKEN AND HIS SOUL IS BROKEN HOW DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HOSPITLAIZE HIM TODAY?!" i shrieked at her, but i was very upset and tired after everything normally i would have been nicer.
"oh my gosh lets get him to a bed"
they put the doctor in a room with all the fixins, including a chair and a tv and a snack cart and he even got his own bathroom cause he was so handsome! they ran all sorts of tests on him and stuck needles in his arms and his eyes and his urethra just to make sure, they found nothing in the last part except his impressive man meat. i thanked them for the compliment.
"okay a surgeon will be in shortly to tell you what is wrong," said the nurse.
"okay thank you"
the nurse left and amy began crying. rory tried to calm her down by making love to her on the empty bed in the room but he thought about venus as he did so.
then the surgeon came in. "hello, i am dr morninglight, how is the patient?" he asked.
"uy cood bea bettah" said my husband.
"that's good. now, about your paralyzement, it is very serious, your spine could cut your spinal cord at any moment, so no sudden movements. it will take 6 weeks for your spine to recover, then you will be back to normal."
"whut abowt maykeeng woupea?" the doctor asked, concerned.
"im afraid it'll have to wait" dr morninglight warned, "healing is more impotent than sex."
"we understand, dr" i said, but i could tell the doctor was angry.
we left the hospital and the doctor had to be on crutches. when we reached the tardis... SOMETHING WAS WRONG! D:
END OF CHAPTER 2~
