hi again! :D so here we are with chapter 3! thank you for your readerage! just wanted to give a heads up though, this chapter contains an adult scene, its not too bad because the rating is t but just thought i should say something. anyway enjoy! c:

also to my reviewers: thank you! i will keep those points in mind loulouflowerpower, though i don't understand what you mean by parody do you mean parody as in fanfiction? if so then yes. c: also thank you for the bilogy help, im actually studying medicine so it was very interesting to read! though by henna not being able to get pregnant without a period i didnt mean she needed to do the dirty with the doctor on her period to get pregnant, i meant it in the same way you did i guess it was just the way i wrote it that was confusing. c: still thank you so much and yes to both you and karia goat that is the doctors accent i'm trying a new writing technique. c:

chapter three: goodbye old friend

"MUY TAHDEES!" the doctor cried and fell to his knees. the tardis was a really dark shade of blue, like rotten blue, and was sagging in places and the windows were cracking under it and stink lines were coming off the roof.

"omg whats wrong with the tardis?!" asked amy scaredly.

"SHEA EES DOYENG!"

we all suddenly remembered how much the tardis got shot when we fought the zarkax a few hours earlier (in the last chapter in case you were wondering! ^_^) it seems it was just too much for the old girl. with a large puff of gas and a disgusting squishing sound, she colapsed to the ground and all this tardis juice and rorys pee from earlier came spilling out of the corpse.

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOEOEEEEOEEEEEEWEWWWWWWWWWWWW!" the doctor screamed in pain (emotional pain ;-;)

"its okay babey, shes in a better place" i tried to comfort him.

"AAUHHH HAUH HAUH HAUH" he sobbed.

i knew this was going to cause a scene and suggested we stay at the venus hotel that night. amy and rory got their own room and i tucked them in and red them a bedtime story and kissed them goodnight, then as soon as i left they pushed thier beds together and made love. amy still cried because of everything that happened earlier though.

i went to the doctors and my room. he was having a piss so i laid down on the bed and read a little more of so close to you by rachel carter, a book about a girl falling in love with a time traveler, just like me (its one of my favorites! you should read it!)

the doctor stood in the doorwaey to the bathroom, pants down and massive throbbing wanker hanging out for all to enjoy. "hey babey, poot on that sexay laece tedday, i'm pruyme foh some loveeng"

i looked at him wide eyed. "but the doctor said you cant make woopee for 8 weeks!"

"whouh ees tha doctah heah, ruyt naow?" he asked and raised an eyebrow and smiled fiendishly.

looking at that smile and his weaner that was swaying back and forth as if to music made me immediately horny, so i got my teddy from the drawer and slipped into it. i jumped on the bed and the doctor crawled on on top of me, and ripped the teddy off of me. we made out hard for a few minutes before he plunged himself into my delicacies and we made exquisite love.

i clawed into his back as he sent shockwaves of pleasure throughout my aching body. he bit into my neck but not like a vampire, and i gasped with joy. the headboard of the bed smacked into the wall again and again, i was sure amy and rory could hear it because they stopped having sex too. the headboard was starting to leave cracks in the wall and i knew we would get an angry letter from the hotel owner but it didn't matter right now.

i grabbed onto his heinie cheek and squeezed it as hard as i could, and he giggled in delight. finally, we started to orcasm at the exact same time (we were practiced).

"OHH DOCTORRR!" i wailed, grabbing both of his cheeks now.

"UUUURRRRRGGGGHHH HEEEEAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" he also wailed, and i looked down... THERE WAS BLOOD! IN THE MAN JUICE!

"DOCTOR YOUR BLEEDING!" i screamed in horror.

"wut?" he asked as he pulled out. there was blood all over his wanker too.

"doctor this isnt supposed to happen this isnt normal you should go to the hospital again" i said, scared/

"dont bea sillay, uym fuyne, lets git sahm sleap" he said, and we cuddled together and spooned and eventually his weenie stopped bleeding, but i was still concerned.

in the morning we left the hotel and went to the time machine shop to buy a new tardis. i held amy and rory's hands so they wouldn't wander off.

"mom dont you think we're too old for this?" they asked, angry.

"youll always be my little ones" i said and started crying a little. (this is what my mom always says to me, even though i am one person not 2)

but before we left i went into the bathroom to change my clothes. something didn't feel right though. i looked in the mirror.

"oh well that is something new" i said, shocked. my breasts, which are normally a cups, were now huge bs. my special lady breast pieces were also bigger. i figured it was just the air on venus and we left for the shop.

"eaxcyuse meah, dou yew carrey aney tahdeeses?" the doctor asked the old fat guy behind the counter.

"what model" he asked.

"moudel 3278"

"no sorry we dont have any more of those, some old guy stole our last tome years ago"

"ouh fock"

"but we DO have the next model up!" the guy said and pressed a big blue button. suddenly the floor opened up on the other side of the room and a tardis came out of it, spinning, and the doctor who theme song started playing from the wall speakers. this tardis was sleeker and had fins and was a lighter shade of blue than the last one and had 0 emissions.

"uy'll taeke eet!" said the doctor whipping out his wallet.

we got in the tardis and waved goodbye to the fat guy, then we were on our way again!

END OF CAHPTER 3~