here's the second part of this week's double chapter! um, i really don't know what to say in here, so i guess i'll say something thats been on my mind lately? you've all seen the commercials for the 13th doctor, right? why does she sound like she's orgasming in the beginning of the commercial? will there be more sex in the new series? maybe this doctor has that disorder where your really sensitive down there. maybe it means danny pink will come back and be her lover i always wanted to see that happen.
chapter five: carnival of sex
we stepped out of the new tardis and onto my moms farm. there were cows and pigs and chicken and sheep and even a pony named rufus. it had been so long since i smelled the hay and the chicken feed.
"HENNA!" cried two voices from the farmhouse.
"moms?!" i said. my moms ran out to greet me, mama H smelling like flowers and mama A smelling like beer.
"we thought you were dead" said mama H. "weve been putting up missing posters everywhere!"
"no, i'm not dead," i said "i just found a time travelging man and fell in love and married him. also... I'M PREGNANT."
my moms gasped in surprise and immediately started smacking rory all over his body, including his weenie, though i'm sure it was an accident.
"no no not him! the other man!" i said.
"oh" said my moms and they started smacking the doctor and his delicate weenie too.
"no please dont hurt him!" i said.
"he took our beautiful little girl away!" they said.
"WHAUTCH THA WANKAH, LADEYS!" the doctor said but was punched there anyway.
after the punching session we went inside because there was a tornado warning. i went up to my room, everything was exactly the same. even the picture of my beloved pet chuwawa, cookies, who mysteriously died when i was very young. i hugged the picture close and sobbed into it. my bed and closet were exactly the same too.
i went downstairs. mama H was cooking lunch and mama A was watching tv with amy and rory. the doctor was looking at our family photos hung up on the walls.
"yew louked sew happay"he said.
"yeah well that didn't last" i grumbled.
the doctor put his arm around me to try and comfort me. then he reached up my top and groped my breasts because he had a thing for big breasts and figured he might as well take advantage of their size while i was still pregnant. i grunted like a mating warthog as he slipped my panties down from my miniskirt and pulled his wanker out of his pants but it got caught in the zipper so he put it back in and pulled his pants down instead. he rammed his gentlemans thing into me against the wall. the pitcures slammed back and forth threatening to fall off.
"OH!" i shouted, enjoying myself.
"BE QUIET!" shouted mama A who was watching tv.
"sorry" i said and tried to express my ecstasy in quieter ways.
when we finally orgasmed we remembered we didnt want twins, so the doctor pulled out and did his manny squirty thing across the wall over the photos to get back at my moms for making me unhappy. and for beating his maneroni.
"ok everyone lunch is ready" mama H said in her high pitched voice.
"oh boy im starved!" said rory even though he wasnt he had a beer gut for crying out loud. then i realized that beer gut was new! mama A gave him beer when i wasnt looking!
"MAMA A WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" i screamed.
"what?" she asked.
"WHY DID YOU GIVE RORY BEER
"he wanted some"
"YOU FATASS FREAK OF A FAILURE OF A MOTHER HE IS JUST A CHILD MY CHILD HOW COULD YOU GIVE HIM BEER WITHOUT ASKING ME?!"
"HENNA HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THAT WAY TO YOUR MOTHER!" mama H said as she served the grilled cheese sandwiches.
"HOW DARE YOU SPEND ALL OUR MONEY ON YOUR COMICLY HUGE BREASTS!" i shot back "I MEAN LOOK AT THEM. NO WONDER ALL YOUR COWOEKERS HATE YOU AND YOU GET ALL THOSE OFFERS FROM SUGAR DADDIES ANONYMOIUS! AND I HATE YOU TOO! AND MAMA A!"
"henna GO TO YOUR ROOM" said mama A and H.
"NO NO I WILL NOT IM SLEEPING IN THE STABLE TONIGHT!" i shouted and ran out of the house.
"heannah wayt, come back!" said the doctor and he got up and ran after me.
"dont you dare you've caused enough trouble!" warned mama H.
"fock owff yew waunnahbea poauhn stah!" the doctor retreated and ran to the stable. mama H gasped and started crying.
i was sitting sobbing in the stable where all the cows and warthogs and chickens and rufus the obese pony were stabled for the night (rufus was now a lot fatter than i rmemeber and his belly and giant ass were draging on the ground). the doctor came in and sat on the straw bail with me.
"naouw naouw heanah, douent cruy, theah nut wurth eet" he said and rubbed my back and my breasts.
"im sorry for the scene back there" i said between sobs. "i'm just so angry with them for everything. i came here to ask for help and all they do is crap in my hands"
"eet weel awl bea awlruyt een tha end, uym shoh"
i started crying even harder so the doctor lowered me to the stable floor and undressed me. soon we were both naked and i grabbed his weenie to feel better. we started making slow sexy love and got hot and sweaty in the stable because the ventilation was terrible. all the animals noticed and got horny and soon they were making love too. it was like a carnival of sex within three minutes. it was so much like a carnival in fact that i could hear elephants and lions and street performers making love in my head. amy and rory were also making hot gooey love on the dining table and so were my moms on the sofa (but i didnt want to think about it because that would have made me not horny). even rufus the obese pony got some lovin' with one of the cows.
everyone in the stable reached orgasm at the same time and the amount of maonign and grunting from the animals was deafening. the doctor pulled out and said "whautch thees muy luff" and used his winky to write "DOCTAH X HEANAH FOREVAH" on the ceiling.
"oh doctor" i said and grabbed onto him and pulled him close. we made out passionately for several hot minutes and the animals wouldve done the same but they were tired. when we were done we were both horny again but were to tired to make love so we used our hands instead. when the doctor orcasmed again this time i used his winky to draw a big heart around the words he wrote earlier.
in the end we cuddled next to each other and fell asleep in each others arms. i had a dream where i was standing and looking at a vast city made of glittering clear crystals. hovercars flew around me. the trees were sapphire blue and in them lived birds made of glass. suddenly, there was a voice behind me.
"henna... its me... your..." then the dream ended.
i woke up next to the doctor in the stable. remembering our love making the other night, i kissed him on the cheek.
"good morning honey" i said. there was no response.
i opened my eyes. RUFUS THE OBESE PONY WAS STANDING NEXT TO MY HUSBAND AND THERE WAS A TWO FOOT PILE OF HORSE POOP ON THE DOCTORS HEAD! HE WAS SUFFOCTING!
"doctor are you okay?!" i asked but he didnt answer. i started shoveling the poop off him with my hands and eventually revealed his beautiful face. his eyes were closed and he was still smiling. but he wasn't breathing!
"HELP!" i screamed out. "THE DOCTOR IS DYING!"
END OF CHAPTER 5~
