hi there everyone! c: well here we are at the second to last chapter of the first arc! i can't believe we've made it so far thank you all so much! this chapter is kind of short though but the next chapter will more than make up for it! c: also lautaro94, i honestly have no idea what you're talking about? i do talk to my critics i did so in chapter 3? unless you're talking about yourself? but you haven't been critiquing you've just been ranting numerous times it's kind of unnerving really and written rather poorly sorry and i thought you were joking at first...

chapter nine: baby birth

i couldnt believe it. standing in front of me was... was... my real mother! ruby stone!

"yes, my little citrine, it is i" she said.

"and it is i, too, my child" said fufle and he took his face mask off. he was my real father!

"were so happy you have returned" they said.

"u dont understand" i said "wait what why did you want to kill me"

"that was all an act, sweetheart. we really just wanted to bring you here" said mom.

"so... there are no splinterers?" i asked.

"there are, but we have them fooled. we actually killed their king and i have been wearing his corpse as a disguise this whole time" said my mom.

"oh wow" i said.

then the doctor remembered i was in labor and we all drove to the hospital. while i was in a room the doctor checked me in at the desk. it hiurt SO BAD but i new it would all be over soon and the doctor and i would have a baby! maybe even twins like in sims 2!

"hello henna i am dr barbre" said the dr who came in "hm hm hm hmh hm hm hm" he hm laughed.

"hello" i said

"okay now i want you to take a deep breath and push" he said

"ok"

i breathed and pushed and screamed cause it hurt.

meanwhile the doctor was splashing cold (or not really maybe lukewarm?) water on his face in the bathroom. he was having a nervous breakdown from everything.

"BLOODY WANKAHS!" he said but remembered thats how all of thsi got started. he dried his fce and ran into my room screaming to blend in.

"OW DOCTOR THE PAIN" i said.

"eets okaey heanah uy am heah foh yew" he said and held my hand.

i strained through my female area and blood went everywhere (thats how it looked when my aunt showed me a video of when she gave birth to my cousin! it was HORRIFYING) but we stayed strong. dr barber told me to keep pushing and then i did and he told me to push more and i did and the nurse said to breathe and i did and i also pooped myself (ive heard that happens to some women when they give birth =.= yucky!) but they threw it away and i started pushing from the right hole.

"waaaaaahhhhh" cried a baby.

"i can see the head hm hm hm" said and laughed dr barber.

"keap pooshing heanah" said the doctor.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" i screamed as my little bundle of joy fell out of my clam and into the doctors arms.

"ITS A GIRL" shouted dr barber and he spanked the baby so she would stop crying. (they used to do this! O.O)

our daughter was wrapped up and handed to us and we looked at her while crying. she had the doctors blue eyes from his last face and my face shape. she was beautiful.

"ouh honaey louk at hah" said the doctor "helouw muy beayoutifo chuyld"

suddenly the baby started crying "sounds like somebodys hungry" i said and unsheathed my hairy apelike breast. i fed my baby... AND SUDDENLY THR HAIR FROM MY BREASTS MIGRATED TO MY DAUGHTERS HEAD! SHE WAS NO LONGER BALD!

"oh now everything makes sense!" i said

"whut weao we nayme hah" asked the doctor.

"hmm" i said "we will name her... moonstone citrine who"

"that swonds wondafo" said the doctor and he hugged the two of us and accidentally sank and suffocated into my breasts.

"now that thats settled, its time to finally end the splinterer kings rein of terror" said dad. "come with us. we have something we want to show you."

END OF CHAPTER 9~