-FIRSTS-

Disclaimer: The works of Detective Conan and Magic Kaito belongs to Gosho Aoyama-sensei.

Warning: KaiShin relationship.

Warning II: Some MATURE CONTENT(-ish?)

A/N: This is a filler, a definite filler, just because I'm suddenly coming up blank...


First Dress-Up

"How about this one?" Kaito lifted a dress out of the wardrobe inside the Kudo Manor, a simple black dress that flared out from the waist downwards, skirt length just ending about the knee, showing ample legs and skin. There was a corset back, that definitely needed someone else's help to lace up the string. "It brings out your complexion."

"Kaito, why do you insist on torturing me?" Shinichi tries to burrow himself in his parent's pillows. They were here for some disguising costumes.

Kaito placed the dress on the end of the bed, adding it to the 'consider' pile before delving back into the large range of designer clothes stashed inside the wardrobe. They figured Kudo Yukiko would have a larger range of clothing for various occasions, that was why they are currently raiding said wardrobe (with permission and a small fee of wanting a picture of the both of them all doled up).

"I can just slap on a silicon mask and no one would be the wiser. Why must you insist that I..." Shinichi let out a groan and a whine. He figured Kaito must have been plotting for a day like this ever since the trip on the cruise.

"Silicon masks aren't natural." Kaito chided, taking another elegant dress out of the wardrobe, this one in a deep violet shade with a pale sash around the waist. It did not meet his expectations and was quickly replaced back into the wardrobe. "Besides, you looked wonderful with long hair."

Shinichi resigned, lying flat on the bed as he watched his magician perused the selection. He picked up a random blouse, light pink with ruffled sleeves, and let out a grimace.

"Ah-ha!" It seems Kaito found something of interest. He took out a dress in a similar style to the previous black dress, only this was in a white and had a transparent laced back. "We'll look lovely in a pair."

It seemed to Shinichi that Kaito was quite set in his vision for them to appear as a pair of monochrome twins by the colour scheme.

"I think we should also accessorize a bit. And we need to find some shoes as well, I don't think you'll fit into you mother's shoes physically."

"Can't we, I don't know, shop online?" Shinichi offered weakly.

"Nope, you'll need to get used to the feeling of the persona. Think of this as a dress rehearsal." Kaito took the black dress from the pile and matched it to Shinichi before doing the same with the white. "Definitely black. Now put this on and I'll lace you up."

Shinichi groaned as he sat up, flinging the pillow to the side.

"You're not wearing boxers underneath are you? It might show...or are you going commando?"

Shinichi let out am embarrassed sound, possibly a rendition of a dying squirrel, and picked up the previously discarded pillow to throw it in Kaito's direction.

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"These should fit better." Kaito dangled a pair of low heels in front of Shinichi who had just took off the pair of red stilettos.

"Thank goodness. I could barely walk in the last pair." Whereas Kaito could easily change his voice to match that of a woman, Shinichi relied on Hagase's invention, a simple black choker, to disguise his voice. Still, Kaito insisted on buying some accessories to make the look more natural. "How many more?"

"A few more from this shop and if we still can't find any that fits, we'll have to head down the block. There's a shop that specialize in larger sizes." Kaito appraised Shinichi as he stood from his seat, testing his steps as he walked. "The style is nice, colour matches. How's the fit?"

Shinichi considered his options. The shoes weren't that bad, though long distance running would be a problem. He could walk in them with little difficulty. The prospect of having to visit more shops was tiring so he might as well just say yes and be over with.

"No fibbing." Kaito reminded, easily reading Shinichi's inner turmoil.

"They're doable." Shinichi settled for something open to interpretations.

"Hmm..." Kaito had a finger tapping on his cheeks, his other hand dangling a pair of heels. He walked away with a thoughtfully expression. Shinichi sighed, hoping for the shopping trip to be over soon. He really wanted to get out of the dress, it was mortifying no matter how much Kaito said he looked sexy and cute in it. Burying his own face in his hands, Shinichi hunched over to remove the pair he was trying on.

"Shinichi?" A feminine voice called from behind.

"Yes?" He replied reflexively, forgetting he was disguised. He looked like a deer caught in the headlights as he realised what he said and turned towards the voice in slow motion. He breathed a sigh of relief when he found the owner of the voice to be Ran. At least it wasn't as mortifying as being seen as he was by Sonoko.

"What are you doing here? Especially dressed like that?" Ran looked bewildered as her hand twitched for something from her bag. Shinichi has reason to believe she had been trying to reach for her mobile phone. "Did you lose a bet with Kuroba-kun?"

"He insisted. Who am I, and how can I, refuse?" Shinichi shrugged his shoulders, there was no way he could have escaped Ran and lying to her is a really (REALLY) bad idea. He knew that he was bad at coming up with any sort of lie so he might as well go with Ran's suggestion and leave her to interpret the events as she saw fit. "Why are you here today? I thought you said you were going on that trip with your father."

"I was but I had a better use for those onsen tickets." She had a conspiratorial grin pasted firmly on her face.

Shinichi has good reason to believe she still had the firm belief that her parents could reconcile after the many years apart.

"It's not going to end well you know." As long as he wasn't there to witness and become part of the resulting squabble, he could pretend for Ran that the two adults still have a chance.

"All the more reason for them to talk it out. Seriously, those two are like children, holding a grudge for so long but still loving each other dearly. Just the other day, I found dad updating his newspaper collection on mum's cases. Why couldn't they admit to each other?" The frustration was clear from her tone as she rambled. Ran always had more than just wanting to have a complete family as her motive; she did not want to see her parents in this miserable limbo they have set themselves up for.

"Mouri-chan!" Kaito finally returned with another pair for Shinichi to try on. The detective remembered Kaito said they could finish after that last pair. Kaito ceremoniously laid down two pairs of shoes in similar height to the last but one was a pair of low boots and the other a set of heels again. Kaito motioned for Shinichi to start with the heels. "What a surprise to see you here!" He added an extra squee at the end of his falsetto tone to show his enthusiasm. "Shopping I presume? They're currently having a sale on tops I believe."

"We just came from there actually." Upon seeing the confused look on the two, Ran clarified. "Sonoko just finished her purchases but still wanted to buy some new shoes."

"A girl never can have enough..." Kaito nodded approvingly. Shinichi raised a questioning eyebrow. "What? They're good investment!" Kaito added as-a-matter-of-factly, as though it was a normal thing for him. Shinichi didn't doubt they were actually an investment for the sometimes-thief, especially when it comes to investing at a new disguise.

"I guess Kuroba-kun wanted you here so he could buy that extra pair of shoes. I hear they limit sales to five per person." Ran nodded knowingly.

Kaito smiled at the misunderstanding but made no motion to correct her. It would not do for the karate master to know the dangerous situation they planned to be involved in.

"Ran," Sonoko ran over excitedly, waving a pair of sandals dangling from her fingers. "Look at these!"

As the heiress approached, she looked at the disguised pair with confusion and recognition.

"They look...recognizable, have we met before?" She directed the last phrase towards the pair. Shinichi was frantic as he really did not need to re-live the Cruise Ship Experience (the videos, those incriminating videos, and the hours of torture. Shinichi had to suppress the shudder from forming as he mentally re-lived the events).

"We're friends of Ran-chan." Kaito offered politely, sparing his detective the embarrassment. He knew Shinichi would stutter to come up with a believable lie. "I'm Nanashi Kanna, this is my twin Shinna." Kaito decided to stick with something that sounds like their own names to minimize the number of possible slip-ups just in case they needed this disguise again.

Shinichi bowed politely at the introduction, grateful for his magician's save.

"You know," Sonoko looked contemplative as she turned to address Ran, "if those two weren't so into one another, I'd push for you to introduce these two to them. They'll look really cute together." It took a while for Ran to decipher what the other girl was talking about. Ran couldn't help but let out a giggle.

"You mean Shinichi and Kuroba-kun?"

The pair sweatdrop at the mention of their name. They could not believe the heiress was trying to set them up with themselves.

'At least she thought we'll look good together.' Kaito thought to himself as he leaned over to hug Shinichi. "Oh, you know some cute boys?"

"Don't get your hopes up Kanna-chan. Can I call you that?" The heiress took out her phone to flip though some pictures, landing on a group photo from the Cruise. "They're cute but they're taken. Shame really since the two of you looked like their type."

Despite how they look on the outside, Sonoko still managed to befriend Kaito. Shinichi couldn't help to realise the validity in the phrase Birds of a feather flock together.

"So what say we grab some food before I show you that shoe shop?" Sonoko's voice snapped Shinichi back into reality.

"That'll be great! We still haven't found the shoes to match our outfit yet! We were hoping to surprise a few boys with this look but it still seems incomplete..." Kaito dramatically pouted before motioning Shinichi to hurry up. "The dress looked good but none other the shoes go well..."

He continued to gossip with the heiress as they exited the shop empty handed. Shinichi wondered why Kaito had to go through such lengths and, out of pure curiosity, what were the criterion for that perfect pair.

"Shinna, you don't want me to leave you behind do you?" Kaito teased with mischievous eyes. "If you're any slower, I'll let you fend for yourself in the crowd next time."

To Shinichi, it sounded as though Kaito would be focusing his efforts to prank him during a heist in the near future if he continued to lag behind. Shinichi weighed his options and did not feel like being covered in whatever concoction the magician-thief had cooked up, most likely it would involve Shinichi begging Kaito for some tool to get rid of the after effects, and not willing to risk his sanity.

"Coming, coming." Shinichi resigned the rest of today to shopping.

"Don't worry," Ran gave Shinichi a pat on the shoulders, "I'm sure it wouldn't be too bad."

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For Shinichi, day wasn't too bad, it was Really Bad. But for Kaito, it was great. He managed to not only find the shoes that could match the dresses, and has enough potential to be modified to store extras ammunition or lock-pick, but also managed to pick up a few dresses that would suit their new persona. Kaito would try to encourage Shinichi to dress up as Shinna as much as possible, solely because Shinichi looked so flustered in the dress and it was an extremely adorable look.

"Why are you smiling so creepily?" Shinichi edged away from Kaito once they entered the Kudo Mansion, taking care to place the numerous bags they had been carrying. If Kaito found any damaged done to the articles, there was no doubt in Shinichi's mind that his magician would drag him out to shopping again (and of course it would be under disguise). Shopping was really tiring no matter how much people say it was therapeutic.

"Just picturing you in that outfit I bought." Kaito sauntered slowly towards Shinichi. "It'll show off your prominent features..." Kaito let one of his hand sneak up underneath the skirt as it caress the warm skin. "But I'm still thinking whether I want others to see you like that."

Shinichi blushed hard, knowing the magician meant the black mini skirt. Though Shinichi thinks Kaito would look a lot better in the skirt than him.

"Oh? Are you dreaming of the same thing as me?" Kaito teased. "I wouldn't mind putting up a little show for you." Kaito pulled Shinichi up the stairs, remembering to snag a few choice clothing for the show. Since his detective had been such a good sport today, he decided to reward him for his efforts. Kaito held back another grin, knowing his detective would turn brilliant colours when presented with that particular side of himself. He just needs to remember to set the hidden cameras to record so he would be able to add to his Shinichi collection.

-TBC-


A/N: Told you it had some mature content. I just realised this chapter had no plot to speak of...apologies for those waiting to see how the story develops. I'll get back into the main story next chapter. The Omake is definitely MATURE CONTENT.


-OMAKE: Fashion Show & Aftermath-

Kaito led Shinichi towards the master bedroom, where they had been lounging (an subsequently pilfered its wardrobe) earlier in the day. He made sure to set Shinichi up at the bed so that his detective would not be going anywhere anytime soon (by which said magician had secured his detective with handcuffs once more. Said detective had actually resigned to being locked to the bed, knowing full well that whatever his magician want, his magician got. That and Shinichi was already worn out after the day's shopping and had willingly made himself comfortable on the soft bed).

Kaito disappeared behind the doors leading to the en-suite bathroom only to appear less than a minute later devoid of the wig and makeup but clad in the tight black mini-skirt and white blouse. He had also accessorized himself with a long black tail and a pair of black ears secured to his head.

"Wh-what are you...?!" Shinichi stuttered the moment his eyes laid on the toned body and impish face. "Wh-wH-Wha?" Shinichi had to bring his hands up to check whether he was bleeding from the nose.

"You deserve a little reward for behaving so well throughout the day I believe." Kaito sauntered slowly towards Shinichi. "Though I believe I too should be rewarded as well."

Kaito snapped his fingers and the area around Shinichi bursted into smoke. Shinichi squeezed his eyes shut but felt hands roaming about him. When the smoke cleared, Shinichi found himself in the exact same outfit as Kaito, only he had a collar attached with a bell around his throat. Shinichi blinked, wide-eyed, as Kaito held his chin up. The detective could not, for the life of him, deduce the magician's intention. He never realised Kaito had such a...fetish for him dressed up (or more specifically in a cosplay costume).

"Now that's a look worth turning the army for." Kaito laid a chaste kiss on the tip of the nose, to which Shinichi went cross-eyed as he focused on his magician's facial expression.

"Ka-Kaito?" Shinichi blushed as he stuttered once more. His own mind was more focused on how the skirt rode up the pale, yet strong, legs of his magician. Kaito let out a giggle underneath his grin.

"I see your eager as well. We've never tried something like this before have we?" Kaito let his tongue lick Shinichi's lips but not pressing his own lips for a kiss. Instead, he peppered kisses at other places, such as on the neck, cheeks, eyelids. Anywhere but the mouth area, which left Shinichi quite frustrated and began to struggle out of the handcuffs. Not making any progress with his arms, Shinichi decided to go for a different tactic and used his legs to wrap around Kaito.

"You better stop teasing or I might retaliate." Shinichi challenged, eyes ablaze with lust.

Kaito had decided to give in, not wanting to possibly anger his detective, and took the breath away from his blue-eyed kitten.

-END-