Chapter 3: Act I Scene 1 Throw-Rug

I don't own the Lion King and I'm quoting lines so please don't sue!

A small gray mouse entered onto the stage. The scene was in a cave and the light was on the mouse. Then a hand smashed down on the mouse. The light then revealed Grace with long crimson nail and a black scar over her left eye. She was wearing a black long sleeve under armor shirt and pants and she was wearing a dark brown fur coat and it had black mixed into it and long dark brown boots. She held up the mouse.

"When did she get the scar and nails?" Wonder Woman whispered to Batman.

"The scar is make-up and the nails are fake," Batman explained.

"That makes sense. But why the scar?" Wonder Woman asked.

"It's one of Scar's main attributes in the film," Batman whispered back.

"Life's not fair is it?" Scar (Grace) told the mouse. "You see I, well I shall never be queen." She then let the mouse weaved through her fingers before catching it. "And you, shall never see the light of another day. Hum, hum. And you." She lowered the mouse into her mouth.

"This was a male character in the film?" Wonder Woman asked. Batman nodded. "He's weird."

"Didn't your mother ever tell you not play with your food?" a bird demanded. Scar (Grace) took the mouse out of her mouth and put it under her hand. The bird was a colorful Toucan with a long orange beak.

"What do you want?" Scar (Grace) asked lazily.

"I'm here to announce that King Mufusa's on his way," the bird said. "So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning." The mouse then slipped out her hand and slid away.

"Zazu, you made me lose my lunch," Scar (Grace) said innocently.

"Ha! You going to lose more than that when the king gets through with you," Zazu (unknown) said. "He's as mad a hippo with a hernia."

"O, how I quiver with fear," Scar (Grace) said. She went from sarcasm to a growl. She walked toward Zazu and he backed up.

"Now, Scar. Don't look at me that way," Zazu said. He flew a little ways up and Scar (Grace) grabbed him. "Help!" Scar (Grace) stuffed him in her mouth.

"Scar," a man said. He had brown hair, mustache, and beard. He was wearing thick, fuzzy, golden-brown rob and dark brown boots. "Drop him." Zazu's beak then pocked out of Scar (Grace)'s mouth.

"Who is that?" Wonder Woman asked.

"Mufasa," Batman responded. "The king."

"No, I mean the actor," Wonder Woman clarified.

"Supreme Sorcerer," Batman told her.

"Impeccable timing your majesty," Zazu said. Scar (Grace) threw up Zazu onto the cave floor.

"Why if it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners," Scar (Grace) said. She then walked over to her cave wall seemingly to look for the mouse.

"Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba," Mufasa (Supreme Sorcerer) told her.

"That was today?" Scar (Grace) asked sarcastically. "Oh, I feel simply awful." She then scrapper her nails against the wall. It sounded like nails on a chalkboard. "It must just slipped my mind." Zazu (unknown) flew up and around her mouth.

"Well, as slippery as your mind is as the king's sister you should've been first in line!" Zazu (unknown) exclaimed. Scar (Grace) tried to snatch him out of the air but Zazu (unknown) was too quick. He drove down and hid behind Mufasa's (Supreme Sorcerer) legs.

"O, I was first in line," Scar (Grace) informed him. "Until the little hairball was born."

"That hairball is my son," Mufasa (Supreme Sorcerer) told her. "And your future king."

"O, I shall practice my curtsy," Scar (Grace) said unapologetically. She then walked out of the cave part of the set and headed for stage left.

"Don't turn your back on me Scar," Mufasa (Supreme Sorcerer) warned her.

"O, no, Mufasa. Perhaps you shouldn't turn you back on me," Scar (Grace) responded. Mufasa then appeared in front of her.

"How did he do that?" Flash asked.

"It's a lighting trick," Superman told him. "They kept the light on Scar so that he could get in front without it looking awkward."

"That makes sense," Flash responded.

"Is that a challenge?!" Mufasa (Supreme Sorcerer) demanded.

"Temper, temper. I wouldn't DREAM of challenging YOU," Scar (Grace) said lazily.

"Really! Why not?!" Zazu (unknown) demanded.

"Well as far as brains go I got the lion's share," Scar (Grace) told him. "But when it comes to brute strength…I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool." Scar (Grace) then walked off stage to backstage on the left side of stage.

"Ha, there's one in every family, sir," Zazu (unknown) sighed. "Two in mine, actually. And they always manage to ruin special occasions." Zazu (unknown) flew onto Mufasa's shoulder.

"Hah, what am I going to do with her?" Mufasa (Supreme Sorcerer) wondered.

"She'd make a very beautiful throw rug," Zazu (unknown) responded.

"Zazu," Mufasa (Supreme Sorcerer) said.

"And just think," Zazu (unknown) responded. He flew off of Mufasa's shoulder and they headed out of the cave and they headed toward stage right. "Whenever, she gets dirty, you can take her out and beat her." Mufasa, Green Lantern and Batman chuckled and Flash, Superman and Hawkgirl laughed. The lights went dark and everyone clapped.

"Isn't that mean?" Wonder Woman said. "Calling her a throw rug."

"They're not serious and it's a joke," Batman explained. "Do you know who's the voice of Zazu?"

"It's says that Electronicboy is in the bulletin," Wonder Woman responded. The lights then began to turn on and the next scene began.