Chapter 15: Act II Scene I Back Home
The scene was now in a cave with Scar onto of a rock bed while Zazu was in a small rib bone cage.
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen," Zazu sang. "Nobody knows my sorrow."
"Oh, Zazu do lighten up," Scar said. She threw a bone at Zazu's cage. "Sing something with a little bounce in it."
"It's a small world after all," Zazu began to sing.
"NO, no, no, no!" Scar exclaimed. "Anything but that."
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, de, de, le, de," Zazu sang. "Here they are hanging in a row."
"Bum, bum," they both sang. "Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head." Scar sang on for a little while longer.
"I never had to do this with Mufasa," Zazu muttered.
"What!" Scar exclaimed. "What did you say!?"
"Nothing your majesty," Zazu responded. Scar got off of her rock bed and walked toward Zazu.
"You know the law," Scar began. "Never, never say that name in my presence. I am the queen!"
"Of course, your majesty," Zazu said hastily. "I only mentioned the name to illustrate the difference in your royal managerial approaches." Scar was about to say something to Zazu but she was interrupted.
"Hey boss!" Bonsai exclaimed. He along with the other two hyenas walked onto stage from stage right.
"Hah, what is it THIS time?" Scar sighed.
"We've got bone to pick with you!" Bonsai began.
"Let me handle this," Shenzi said to Bonsai. "Scar, there's no food and no water."
"Yeah," Bonsai agreed. "It's dinnertime and we ain't got no stickin' entrees!"
"It's the LIONESSES job to do the hunting," Scar told him.
"But aren't you a lioness?" Bonsai asked.
"Your point?" Scar wondered.
"Why aren't you hunting then?" Bonsai asked.
"Because I'm the queen and I get to do what I want," Scar explained. She then retracted her claws and showed them to her claws. "And more stupid questions?"
"No," the two talking hyenas said.
"Anyways, the rest of the lioness won't hunt," Bonsai responded.
"Oh, eat Zazu," Scar answered.
"Oh, you won't want to eat me," Zazu exclaimed. "I'd be all tough and bony and uck!" Scar walked away from the hyenas and headed for Zazu.
"Oh, I don't know Zazu," Scar began. "You could taste good with some garlic."
"I thought things were bad under Mufasa," Bonsai muttered to the others.
"What did you say!?" Scar exclaimed as she turned her attention to her hyenas.
"I said Mu…," Bonsai began. Then Shenzi elbowed him. "I said, um, Qu pasa?"
"Good," Scar said. "Now, GET OUT." The hyenas walked toward stage right.
"Yeah, but we're still hunger," Bonsai reminded her.
"OUT!" Scar yelled. The three hyenas ran off stage. A blackout accorded a few moments after.
"Nice," Lantern said.
"Yeah, they added stuff that wasn't even in the movie and it worked amazingly well with their casting choices," Superman added.
"Yeah, like what they did with the uncle line in the last act," Flash said. The lights came back on for the next scene.
