"Uh, Genos? What are you wearing?" enquired Saitama as he stared at his cyborg disciple.

"Sensei, my research shows that women are more likely to be attracted to men in suits. Would you like me to go into deta-"

"No." The bald hero thought back to the day before, scratching his temple. Was setting Genos up as Fubuki's date really that good of an idea? Could the cyborg even feel love?

"Sensei, you seem to be reconsidering your idea. Would you rather I come as just your disciple?" the cyborg interrupted his Sensei's train of thoughts, causing the bald to let out a sound of confusion.

"Wha- No, I'm just wondering Genos, can you even feel love? I mean, there wouldn't be a point to this if you don't feel any attraction."

Genos put his hand to his chin. "I do not feel any love towards the Blizzard of Hell as of now, Sensei, but I am sure if I were to interact with her more often, my human braid will-" He was quickly interrupted by Saitama, who was in no mood for another long explanation.

"Genos, do us both a favour, don't creep out Tats' sister by going into monologue mode, okay?" he begged as he put on his hoodie. "Just... try to be yourself. It would be bad if she falls for a facade."

"Yes, Sensei!" exclaimed the cyborg as he changed into his usual sleeveless shirt. "You are very wise, Sensei!"


Fubuki watched as her subordinates set up her room for hotpot. Her usually empty table was now crammed with quality ingredients that surrounded a boiling pot of stock. "Today is the day the Blizzard Bunch gets recognised for being acquainted with two S classes." thought Fubuki as she checked the time. They should be here any second no-

There was a knocking on the door and a certain baldy's voice could be heard. "Yo, Fubuki! You in?" followed by the door being opened and footsteps closed in on the ESPer's room.

"Miss Blizzard, your guests have arrived." one of Fubuki's subordinates announced, to which she replied "Bring them in." Saitama's jaw dropped as he entered the room and saw the plates of ingredients he could only dream of getting a sale for.

"Whoa! All of this just for the three of us?" exclaimed Saitama, causing Fubuki to smile smugly.

"Well, I didn't know what you'd like so I figured why not a bit of everything!" Fubuki was delighted. Already she had claimed the favour of one S class. But now came... him. Genos, the one who refuses media, the cyborg that is always stoic. "He... will be difficult." she thought to herself.

The three sat down for the meal of their lifetime, or perhaps just Saitama's lifetime. Saitama introduced Genos to Fubuki, winking to the cyborg. This did not escape the ESPer's eyes.

"It's a pleasure meeting you." Fubuki addressed the cyborg, who shook her outstretched hand.

"The pleasure is mine, Miss Blizzard." replied Genos.

"Please, just Fubuki is fine." Fubuki was quite surprised by how much of a gentleman the S class was, considering the comments that could be seen on his page. She expected either socially awkward or complete douchebag. Perhaps this was because his "Sensei" was in the room with him.

"Of course."

A few minutes passed by, and Fubuki noticed something strange. Genos seemed to glance at her every so often, while Saitama made a few gestures to the cyborg. Overall, the two of them were acting suspiciously. That, and the otherwise complete silence, was starting to weird out the ESPer.

"Okay, what is with you two?" Fubuki questioned, crossing her arms to look stern.

"Huh!? Nothing, nothing at all!" Saitama waved his hands frantically. "Shit, she's observant."

"Sensei, I do not believe there is a need to be discreet about it." Genos deadpanned. "Besides, the guides I have found online insist on being forward."

"Forward about what, Genos?" The ESPer's eyebrows furrowed.

"Saitama Sensei thinks it would do you good if I were to date you, therefore, I must ask, will you allow me to court you?" Genos divulged his Sensei's plan, to which the bald hero facepalmed. It might have been too early, for the woman gaped at the cyborg.

"Co-could you... repeat that?"

"Will you allow me the honour of courting you?" Genos repeated, steely determination in his eyes. "Please say yes, or Sensei will be disappointed in me."

"D-D-date an S class?... That means... I'll have even more power! Hah, thank you god for this opportunity!" Fubuki was ecstatic. If she agrees, she might finally have control over all of B class.

"Uh... I'm starting to think maybe this isn't such a good idea. I mean, you barely know each other." Saitama watched as Fubuki stared at his disciple in shock. It appears Genos managed to somehow break her. "You know what Fubuki, let's just forget this ever happe-"

"Yes!" exclaimed the ESPer. "Of course I'll date you!"

"Eh?" Saitama was a bit surprised Fubuki would agree to all, she only just met Genos minutes ago. "Meh. As long as it helps her with her issues."

"Good. Are you free tomorrow?" asked Genos

"Wait, so soon?" Fubuki was caught off guard, much to her dismay. She got date requests from men everyday, why would she be caught off guard now?

"Of course. I have only just met you, therefore I must spend more time getting to know you in order to be an adequate boyfriend."

Fubuki smirked. "Well, when you put it that way, who am I to say no?"


"... He's late." 10 minutes Fubuki waited. 10 painful minutes she sat at the restaurant she booked. 10 damned minutes passed the agreed upon time. Was she just stood up by Genos? "I knew it was too good to be true." the ESPer muttered to herself. As she prepared to leave, a certain cyborg burst through the door in a torn suit that was covered with... blood?

"Genos!? What happened?" Fubuki asked the cyborg

"I apologise for being late, Fubuki. I encountered a monster and had to deal with it."

"Yea, I guessed as much! I'm asking if you're okay."

"I am fine, Fubuki though the same cannot be said for my suit. My apologies." The cyborg looked slightly disappointed. "Now how will I impress her and complete Sensei's task?"

Fubuki stifled a giggle. Oh, this robotic dork. "It's fine. Come on, we have to get you changed."

"But our date-"

"I am not going to date you in this mess Genos! Besides, the restaurant wouldn't allow you in."

"I see. How much did the reservation cost you? I shall repay you, for it is my duty as-"

"Oh, shut up you moron. I have enough cash to cover the costs. Let's just get you cleaned up before we go somewhere else for our date."

Some time later, the two exited a shop with Genos in a new suit, which he insisted on paying for, and were wondering what to do when Genos' phone buzzed.

"Yes, what is it? Now? Are there no other competent heroes? I'm busy with a- very well." The cyborg sighed as he terminated the call, clenching his fist in frustration. "I apologise Fubuki, but there is a monster nearby that needs-"

"I'll come along."

"What?"

"I'll come along and watch. When you're done, we can go on our date."

"It is a demon level monster Fubuki. I do not wish to put you in-"

"Oh please, I'm the B class Rank 1 heroine Blizzard of Hell. Do you doubt my ability to handle a monster? Besides, I'll just watch." insisted the ESPer.

"... Very well. It is this way."

A few blocks ahead and the target was spotted. A large minotaur of some sort was destroying buildings and beating up whatever heroes stood between it and civilians, both C class and B class.

"AHAHAHAHAHA! IS THAT ALL? YOU HEROES ARE SO WEAK!" taunted the 10 foot cow.

"Incinerate."

A cone of fire headed towards the monster who managed to dodge in, but not before it singed his tail.

"YAOW! WHO DARES ATTACK TAUROS!" bellowed... Tauros. Are you serious?

Genos landed a few feet in front of the creature, charging up his arms. "I am Genos, and I am here to eliminate you."

"OH YEA? BRING IT." The minotaur charged at the cyborg, who leaped out of the way, sending a kick down on the creature's head. The monster was fast though, and leaped out of the way.

"OOOO YOU'RE A TOUGH ONE, ARENTCHA! I WILL ENJOY TEARING YOU FROM LIMB TO-" Before he could finish bragging, Genos launched several missiles towards the creature, followed by his signature blast of fire, effectively roasting the monster into a medium well steak.

"Wow, that was amazing Genos!" Fubuki walked over to the cyborg, doing her best to look entranced when in reality she was more annoyed by the cyborg ripping another suit. "No wonder he wore a sleeveless top when we first met."

"That was nothing." Genos detected a slight annoyance in the ESPer's tone and was about to apologise for the suit when he heard a weak chuckle from behind. The minotaur was still alive. Barely.

"Heh, you... won't be able... to say that... when you meet my crew..." Tauros remarked, before slumping.

"Crew?... FUBUKI! LEAVE THIS INSTA-" Too late. Genos and Fubuki were surrounded by 4 monsters, similar to the minotaur, but were different animals and were far larger. A rhino, a tiger, a eagle and a elephant.

"WE WILL AVENGE OUR FALLEN COMRADE!" Yelled the rhino.

"Shit, what do we do?" Fubuki whispered. She and Genos were back to back. They might be able to take on one each, but four...

"Listen closely, in three seconds, I will blind them. I will bring you to safety, so hold on tight!." Genos grabbed onto the ESPer and readied his thrusters. "Blinding lightning!" Fubuki gripped onto Genos and covered her eyes with his shoulders. She soon felt her feet leave the ground and the two landed on a building.

"Get out of here! I will hold them off!" Genos commanded. Unfortunately for them, the tiger had already caught up to them and punched the cyborg, sending him flying past Fubuki.

"Hahaha! Didn't you know cats have eyes that can adjust to lights? I, the king of the jungle, will eat you both!" the tiger charged, but was punched away by a very large, very furry, clawed fist.

"King of the jungle? HAH. Don't make me laugh." Fubuki recognised the voice and looked up. "Bunji?"

"Fubuki-sama, are you alright? Bang shishou will murder me if you aren't." The giant kitty cat checked Fubuki for wounds.

"I'm fine, Bunji-wait, Genos!" Fubuki turned to see the cyborg standing up, looking more pissed off than anything.

"I am fine, Fubuki. Please leave immediately, I will handle the rest with Beast King."

"Please don't. Me and the others are being tested by Bang, so leave it to us." The Beast King requested Genos, before jumping off to face the false king.

"We should get out of here, Genos." the Fubuki tugged at Genos' arm. The cyborg was still dead set on fighting.

"No, I must eliminate them for intruding on our date."

"Genos-"

"Genos-kun, please allow me to indulge in judging my disciples." A very familiar voice came from behind the two. Bang walked over with his hands behind his aching back.

"Bang jii-san!" Fubuki beamed. It had been a while since she saw Bang in person, no thanks to her hero work.

"Fubuki-chan, it has been a while. How have you been?"

"Just swell. I was supposed to be dating Genos until those things came along." Fubuki casually complained, and then she realised her mistake.

Bang raised an eyebrow in amusement. "Dating eh? Should I expect a great grandson sometime soon?"

"D-Dating? Oh no, I meant hanging out! Yea, ju-just hanging out, heheh." the ESPer stammered. Yea, the old man isn't gonna fall for that.

"It appears the awkward "talk" applies to grandfathers too, not just fathers." mused Genos.


Hey guys, quick update, sorry again. I'm still shit at writing action scenes so the disciples vs animal things will be next chapter. I just wanted to get this small thing out instead of delaying it by a few days just to write lame action sequences.

So I just wanted to ask, do you think I should screw around with bonus chapters/OVAs for my filler story? Just a thought.

Insert cheesy thank you here, sorry I'm getting more and more lazy. School's gonna reopen in a few weeks and I'll have to deal with Secondary 4. Bugger.


Lightningblade47: I have no idea what CE will be doing in this story. King though, you little otaku shit, why do you have to be the hardest to solve.

wildarms13: So... wingman wingwoman combo? Eh, that might be fun.

Ander Arias: So do I. I guess I just expected ideas to come to me far easier when I said "4-5 days". I'll probably extend it to about a week or two in between updates by the time school rolls around. As to Genos and Fubuki... BorgBuki all the way.

Hektols: Ain't nobody good enough for her Imouto, amirite?

Scarletrailgun: SaiTatsu will be soon, I hope.


My inspirations:

The Bald and The Esper: Fanfiction

The Strongest Hero: Fanfiction

Icebreaker: Fanfiction

An Odd Kind of Love: Fanfiction

There is definitely more to the list, please let me know if you read anything similar! It could be from this here site, ArchiveOfOurOwn or Wattpad.


The names given to the HoE's creations belong to "The Lone Lobster".