Say hello to another chapter. This time around, we have 4 snippets. Also pls note that I will refer to Scrap Baby as Elizabeth from now on.
Disclaimer: I down own FNAF
Chapter 4: WTF
"This cannot be real." William Afton spoke in his shocked state. Most of the animatronics that were with him nodded their heads in agreement. The reason was that they found a lot of things that were hidden away in one of the many hidden chambers of purgatory and they found the diamond in the rough.
It sat there on a pedestal, with a light shining down on it. Around it was the darkness and piles of discarded objects and materials. It only made the find so much more valuable. If you listen closely, you could hear angels singing and the handunit speak in a loop.
"Exotic Butters".
For a moment, everyone stood transfixed at the bowl of foreign dairy products wrapped in ribbons. Reason and sanity wore away as the desire to have the butter overwhelmed all their senses. For everyone involved, their minds exploded as they smelled the goodness of the ingredients in front of them.
No one knew who threw the first punch, only it became a fight to get the bowl first. The brawl for butter began in its earnest. Blows were flying as the fight turned into a opaque ball of dust with an animatronic getting out every now and then only to get pulled back in. The sounds of metal screaming, voices yelling and things breaking took everyone's attention away from the holy grail.
William was conveniently out of the fight and was crouching low, slowly getting closer to his prize without anyone noticing yet. A few more steps and he basked in the radiance of the bowl, in the process knocking over a glass bottle. It didn't alert the robots behind him but the next step which broke the bottle did.
The fighting behind him immediately stopped. The animatronics froze at someone getting close to their Holy Grail without them noticing. And it was the murderer nonetheless. He locked eye contact with the robots and then bolted for it.
The movement snapped them out of it as the animatronics began chasing after the man. William Afton dashed quickly through the halls with screeching robots on his heels and got himself inside the office. He pressed a button he installed and every door, vent and duct closed shut. No way in, no way out.
He could here the bangs on every possible entrance to his room and slumped on his seat, relaxed. Without any animatronics bugging him, he could enjoy his well earned prize. William began unwrapping the ribbon on the basket when he heard the telltale sounds of cymbals behind him. The killer cursed as he set the basket down on the desk and turned around.
"Fuck me." He said as he fought Music Man tooth and nail for the Holy Grail.
All three freddles spawned on the desk in the office. They stopped trying to form Nightmare Freddy when they noticed the night guard sleeping. His head rested over his arms as he leaned onto the table. Light snores could be heard if you listen closely.
As one, the Freddles looked at each other and nodded. They scrambled out of the office in search of the parts they need for their plan. One went to the Parts, Service and Entertainment room. Another checked the supply closet. The last went and stole Puppet's music box who wasn't active.
An hour later, they managed to set up their latest scheme. William Afton won't know what hit him. They laughed to themselves once again as they set his alarm to before 6 am.
The Night Afterwards
William Vincent Afton screamed in fury as he held a giant metal, serrated claw the length of his arm and chased the Freddles around the building. The little demons cackled madly as they dashed around, avoiding the weapon aimed at them. Nightmare Freddy stood in the corner with a hand over his face.
Nightmare Fredbear looked at Elizabeth who was coincidentally missing her signature claw. They were both seated at a table near the kitchen, away from the chaos. The duo watched as the Freddles flip chairs, tables and other objects just to impede the man behind them.
"Why aren't you taking your arm back?" He asked.
Elizabeth placed her working arm on the table. "Daddy needs it." She said as she clenched her fist. "Those obnoxious little scraps attached rockets to my legs. I couldn't go anywhere without crashing into something."
Suddenly, the door to the Kitchen blew of it's hinges as the Puppet floated into the room. She had an angry visage on her mask as she began to chase the Freddles alongside William. Some of the animatronics who were active and in the room began laughing as the tiny demons escaped their pursuers, cackling all the while.
"Still." Scrap Baby mused as she watched the ever growing carnage in the dining area. "It's was impressive to fake a Fredbear jumpscare with nothing more than his suit, rope and Puppet's sound system to scare my father."
Freddy shook his head in exasperation as he observed the guilty party. The pizzeria was a mess with so much collateral that purgatory itself made an outside section within the void just to reduce damage. Every animatronic that was outside now stood in this area in the greyed out parking lot.
"And pray tell who was it that started this mess? Come up front so I can send you to Old Man Consequence with a lighter punishment." He asked the crowd of bots in front of him. The bear expected someone like Foxy, the Freddles or Funtime Freddy to fess up but they didn't. What he didn't expect was Lefty of all people to go up front.
A few checkles were heard until Freddy sighed. "Why did you do start a paintball fight and change everyone's color schemes?" The bear himself looked like a goddamn panda bear that he could still hear someone laughing.
"Because he told me to." Lefty's sickly voice said, gesturing to the murderer. William was off to the side and managed to stumble while standing in place.
His eyes widened. "Oh hell no! Just because I suggested it doesn't mean you should do it."
The robot had a smug grin despite having an inactive eye and giggled. The other animatronics shifted in their places and looked around warily. Freddy restrained a hiss when he turned around to face the restaurant.
'Boom!'
Just in time to see several windows get splattered with paint from the inside. Even the door got the same treatment and was blocked by paint, allowing no one to see the inside of the building.
William sighed and walked towards the doors causing Lefty to fidget slightly. Elizabeth noticed and bumped her arm on her friend.
"Why are you worried?" she asked.
The blue painted colored bear thought that the endless void around them was interesting and looked the other way. Coincidentally when William opened the door, a tidal wave of paint burst from the entrance and flooded outside. Elizabeth looked at a sheepish looking bear for a second before she and the other animatronics were dunked in paint.
Rockstar Freddy activated and spoke his usual speech to the night guard. Thankfully, the man wasn't there or he would have died via laughter. The animatronic's voice box went through his line.
"Please deposit 5 condoms." It took a while before what he said registered and he began sputtering profanities. Behind the door, a camera was discreetly viewing the event
"Please deposit 5 hot chicks." he tried to speak but every time he did, a word that isn't coin popped in. The bear did not hear the snickers coming from outside.
"Please deposit 5 porn mags." That killed it. The culprit of Rockstar Freddy's malfunction began making his recording live. Everything the bear is saying is hilarious.
"...Please deposit 5 carcasses. 5 gallons of lube. 5 hearts of maidens. 5 decks of cards. You are attempting to trick Freddy." The animatronic kept repeating his broken speech with different words each time before his head blew off with a bang.
4.1 Exotic Butters. The Holy Grail in FNAF.
4.2 No one disturbs a known killer's precious sleep
4.3 Lefty was honestly bored so she made things colorful.
4.4 And that, is how you get easy crack.
