I'M NOT DEAD NEITHER HAVE I ABANDONED THIS STORY

Hello guys, sorry for not updating, my laptop got busted, no internet, exams at hand, all excuses I don't have, sorry for being a lazy butt, so I hope this chapter makes up for it. There is only one chapter left in this story, I feel great that I have actually made a fanfiction story and had been committed to it (more or less), so I'm making it better than most of the other chapters so ENJOY! :), oh and I want to prescribe?... a song for this chapter, Ed Sheeran's "BLOODSTREAM", I love that song and I suggest you get it if you don't have it.

Please bear with me, the next chapter will be posted very soon, just bear in mind that hiccup is going to be very badass in the next chapter, hope you liked this chapter.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON OR IT'S CHARACTERS, IT IS OWNED BY DREAMWORKS, IF I DID OWN HTTYD THEN I WOULD MAKE HICCUP A LITTLE BIT MORE MUSCULAR AND THEN MAKE HIM NEVER TO WEAR A SHIRT, ALSO I WOULD HAVE SO MUCH HICCSTRID FLUFF THAT YOUR TV'S WOULD EXPLODE BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE CUTENESS.

*psychiatric officers come in and hold me down* "you're coming with us fiction lover250 and you won't escape again"

"Let me go, you can't hold me forever, I will be back to update, I'll be backkkkkkk"

DEDICATED TO: Talon Searunner

Astrid's POV

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!, all I planned to do in this god forsaken closet was sit in silence, nothing more nothing less, then he goes and ruins my plan by kissing me leaving me this danmed hickey, thank Odin I have a fur coat to cover that mess up, anyways, why did he have to do that, he could have left me alone to do what I pleased and by that I meant letting myself get drowned in my thoughts.

There he is, grinning like an idiot, satisfaction showing its irritating presence on his smug face. I think I had better wipe it off his face, yep, that's definitely a good idea, now the question is how, how do I get this hormonal little piece of man... Well duh, hormonal. A mischievous smile crept up my face as I had a brilliant idea for my revenge.

I stood up, quite slowly if I may add, and brushed the invisible dirt off my skirt. I walked as seductively as I could to him and sat down on his lap.

"umm, astrid what are you doing?"

"nothing, just sitting down comfortably is all" moving slowly on him I put my hands on his neck and started playing with the hairs around it, especially the braid I had done for him. As I increased my pace, I placed my lips on his neck and kissed it as slowly as I could, trying to find his sensitive spot I moved my lips around and as I heard a groan from his throat I nibbled that area adding my tongue in the mix once in a while.

After a while of moving against him, I found the 'result' of my moving on his laps poking me. Deciding that was enough I stood up and looked at him. He had his eyes closed and I saw a red spot on his neck. When he opened his eyes, I moved over to him and placed my lips a centimeter apart from his, I saw his eyes closeing and as he leaned forward, I moved my lips over to his ears and whispered "Karma's a bitch".

His eyes immediately flew open and I saw a tint of pink on his cheeks and I started giggling then it turned to full blown laughter. His cheeks turned scarlet.

Damn who thought messing with my chief would be this fun.

"Astrid that was not funny" he said trying to get the colour out of his cheeks which came back when I started laughing again.

"You, ha, should, ha, have seen, ha, your face, ha, priceless, I am never forgetting this day ever" I said trying to stop myself from laughing again but it was impossible because as I took a look at him I remembered how his face looked when I pulled my little prank on him and I started laughing again.

After a whole 10 minutes my laughter died down

Hiccup's POV

That damned astrid leading me on like that and laughing at my face, definitely not fair.

"I might make a law forbidding you from ridiculing me" I could hear her chuckle, man, that felt good, you know, making her laugh, I haven't been able to do that, with our unofficial breakup and all, but with this time I have with her alone I'll do my best to fix that.

"astrid you know we were locked in here for a reason, and that's discussing our problems and I would like to do that if you don't mind"

I heard her sigh.

"hiccup, I had some time to think about us and what is going to happen to our relationship from right this moment and it doesn't take a fool to know that I was wrong for doing that to you, you know purposely try to make you jealous and angry and I'm sorry for that, I realized this a while back and came to apologize to you but you said some hurtful things which I'm trying to forget"

"astrid I'm so sorry I was angry and I didn't mean a word I said and..."

"it's ok, I mean you already apologized for that so no need trying to do it again"

"but I do" I started stubbornly wanting her to hear what's been tormenting me for a while, "I said some unforgivable things that I shouldn't have said, even though I was angry it didn't give me the right to utter those words to you, especially when we were both fragile, I hurt you, something I promised myself I wouldn't do, and I regret it, and I'll use all my time trying to make you forgive me and forget what I said, I'm sorry, even though you don't forgive me..." I was cut short when I felt her finger on my lips.

"that's the thing, I do forgive you, I can't really stay angry at you. It's practically impossible for me with that damned face of yours"

I laughed at that, who knew I had some kind of hold in the great Astrid Hofferson, It felt good but I have to admit she has a stronger hold on me, her chief.

"I feel the same way towards you"

Before I knew what was happening I felt the lack of air in my lungs because I was caught in one of Astrid's hugs, I call this the "bone crusher".

"astrid, can't breathe" I choked

"oh sorry" I felt her release her hold on me.

"no biggie" I smiled at her.

"so this means that all is forgiven between us"

"Definitely" she smiled back at me

I scooted so I could stay next to her, I could smell the vanilla she used to wash her hair and I immediately felt intoxicated.

"I missed you" I blurted out before thinking, I was about to apologize when I heard her say, "I missed you too".

I couldn't help but grin at that, I've never loved anyone as much as I love her.

"does this mean we're back together" I could feel my nerves acting up, I was scared she wouldn't want our relationship to continue.

Surprisingly, I heard her chuckle beneath me.

"I don't think we ever broke up, but let's say we can start over"

She looked at me then I started leaning in, she came closer and closed her eyes, our lips were so close, I went straight to her ears and whispered "karma is a bitch to all, my dearest".

I laughed at her, I see what she meant by telling me 'you should have seen your face'. I had never seen anything so priceless.

"that was so funny" I said grabbing my side and tumbling over, rolling on the floor and laughing.

I saw a flash of pink on her face.

While laughing, something painful collided with my gut and I let out a grunt in pain.

"that was for tricking me" I was about to argue when I felt soft lips on my own, I melted into the kiss.

A minute later we broke apart for lack of air.

"and that was for everything else".

I couldn't help but smile at that.

WARNING THIS IS A RANT, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Thank you for reading this, it really means a lot.

Again I'm very sorry for not updating earlier in time, I had writer's block, so I needed a little time to think about what to write, I hope the behaviors i wrote on suited the characters and they weren't OOC, I had a complaint about the characters being a little OOC, so I hope my time spent wasn't wasted.

I have to admit I liked the chapter, although a little on the short side, it was humorous, just like I wanted it to be. Last chapter coming soon, I already have some ideas so it won't take as long as it took me to write this chappie, which was like idk 3 months or so, oh man I suck at updating but at least I'm trying, and my writing has improved, or at least it has to me.

If you bothered to read this rant, then, a big THANK YOU to you.

Reviews are greatly appreciated :).

Presh out.