Chapter 56: No Monkey Business
Kurt drove himself and Sam back to the Hummel household. On the ride there, Kurt and Sam went over the plan to get back at Puck.
"Do you really think it'll work?" Sam asked.
"Believe me, it will. As long as there are no hands, he won't know the difference." Kurt said, checking for oncoming cars before he turned the corner heading towards his house.
"Okay, good." Sam said. "On another subject..."
"What is it?" Kurt said, pulling into the driveway.
"Where am I sleeping tonight?" Sam asked.
Kurt turned to look at Sam.
"I figured you'd want to sleep with me, in my bed." Kurt said. "Unless you'd rather sleep on the couch or the floor?"
"No, I don't really do couches or floors." Sam said.
"Then I guess we're sleeping in my bed. And I do mean just sleeping." Kurt warned.
"Yeah, your Dad wouldn't be too happy if we were to have sex in your house." Sam agreed, opening the passenger side door and stepping out, Kurt followed suit on the drivers side.
"It looks like Dad isn't home yet." Kurt said, noticing his Dad's car not in the driveway beside his.
"I thought he was coming right home?" Sam said. "What time is it?"
Kurt looked at his phone.
"Almost five fifteen." He said, reading off the time. "I'm gonna message him. Can you unlock the door?"
Kurt handed Sam the keys. Sam took the house key and unlocked the door while Kurt texted his Dad. Kurt stepped over the threshold and his phone rang.
"It's my Dad." Kurt said to Sam, answering the phone. "Hey, Dad. Where are you?"
"Hey, I'm gonna be a little late getting back. Carole and I had to go see the guy about the wedding venue. Apparently, we can't get in to where we want for Christmas Eve. The only available time for it is one week early to mid-November." Burt said. "We're gonna have to move the wedding up. Is that okay? I don't want you to have to rush anything to get it ready."
"Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem." Kurt said. "Just let me know what day you pick, and we can work around it."
"Sounds good." Burt said. "When are your friends coming over for the party?"
"I told them for seven. Everyone said they'd come." Kurt said.
"DON'T FORGET WE GOTTA ORDER THE PIZZA'S!" Sam yelled out from the living room.
"Who was that? Sam?" Burt asked.
"Yeah, we just got home. I promised everyone there'd be pizza." Kurt answered.
"Okay. You know where I keep the stash of money if you need it for the pizza's." Burt said.
"Tell Kurt to get a couple of pies just for Finn alone." Kurt heard laughter.
"Tell Carole I already planned on doing that." Kurt laughed.
"I'll tell her. You and Sam behave yourselves, and that goes for your friends too, when they arrive." Burt warned through the phone.
"Not to worry, Dad." Kurt promised. "There won't be any monkey business going on."
"OOH OHH OOH, AH AH AH!" Sam yelled out again.
"NOT HELPING, SAM!" Kurt called back, as both Burt and Carole laughed on the other end of the phone.
"We'll see you all later." Burt said, still laughing.
"See you later, Dad." Kurt said, hanging up the phone. He walked into the living room, where Sam was having trouble controlling his laughter.
"You are not that funny, Mister." Kurt scolded, smacking Sam upside the head.
"Hey, I thought I was." Sam said, standing up from the couch.
"Well, you weren't." Kurt followed his boyfriend, who was backing away to the basement door.
"Oh, yes, I was." Sam turned and rushed down the stairs, making Kurt chase him.
