"Lily?" A boy stumbled through the wrecked village. He saw dozens of corpses that laid before him. Civilians, bandits, even a few Grimm that have yet to disappear into smoke. With each body he saw, his heart rate went up. He got into a sprint. "LILY!" His call became desperate, his throat rasped as it begged him to calm down.

And calmed down he did when he saw her. She laid on the ground, a pool of blood beneath her. He knew it was her. Her pink hair, her now dirtied pink furred cape, her tiny stature, and her hat that the wind had carried to his feet.

"Lily…" His tears began to form… And then he saw her killer. He gripped his fists as he glared. The killer turned to face him as red flames spewed out of their eyes. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER, YOU MONSTER!?" He screamed as he charged at Lily's killer.


"Gah!" The blue eyes of a yellow Honda CRF250L (basically a motorcycle) with a pink spiked mohawk lit up. The bike shook itself in the middle of a large forest. "Uuugh… That dream again… What I wouldn't give to get off this place…" That's when the bike saw a bunch of kids being flung from a cliff. "Hmm… That maybe my ticket outta here…"


{Instrumental}

We cut to various mugshots of characters in the following order: Midori, Jaune, Laser, Cinder, Yang, Blake, Weiss, and Ruby. Each of them are colored differently: Midori is gold, Jaune is pink, Laser is yellow, Cinder is dark purple, Ruby is navy, Weiss is cyan, Blake is blue, and Yang is red. After the eight are shown, it shows the title:

GAME OF THROOOONES!

THE ONLY WINNER HERE

Between us…

Masamune Dan smiles before he fades away into pixels as Midori stands behind him, holding the Buggle Driver Drei.

"Erm… What the hell's going on?" Midori spoke up.

{record needle scratch}

What do you mean?

"What's with all the flashy visuals? And why are we using a fan song for Game of Thrones?" Midori asked.

It's our new OP! Every Rider fanfic has them!

"Um… Why? We're not an actual show." Midori said.

Yeah, but we can pretend to be like an actual show. I mean, this pretty cool, right?

"Not really. I mean, yeah, it looks pretty and all that, but wouldn't it annoy the reader who must read this every time they want to read a new chapter? And wouldn't this get us in trouble with the folks who run given how they don't want song fics?" Midori speaks way to fucking much.

Fine! We won't do the opening! Happy now?

"Very. Now go back to-"

You falling to your death for being such a bitch?

"… Well sh-"


"SHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!" Midori plummeted to his doom because he isn't doing what I asked him to do and is going to pay the price for having a mind of his own.

VROOOM!

Suddenly, out of the blue, a motorcycle went and grabbed Midori.

"Sup!" And it spoke!

"WHA! YOU TALKED!" Yeah, what I said.

"Yep. I'm a bike. Ride me!" It said, bobbing the front of itself back and forth.

"Um… Okay." And with that, Midori officially got himself his Rider Machine: Kamen Rider Lazer Bike Gamer Level 2.

"Jeez, that's a mouthful…" Midori said.

"Eh, call me Laser."

But it's spelled… Oh fuck it. So Midori drives off with Laser…


"Gotta find Yang, gotta find Yang…"

Wait, why are we focusing on Ruby? We already know how her story goes. Go back to me- I mean Midori!


"Hey, um…" Dove approached his group of two pairs. Cardin insisted that his pair and another pair go together to better their chances. "I really hate to say this… I think there's someone hanging right there… Mmmm, I'm not even fucking kidding." Woah woah woah, a dead body subplot? And we're gonna see CRDL insensitively poke fun at the corpse? Okay, I wanna see where this goes! "Do you see it?" Dove asks Sky, who just as a shit-eating grin. "I'm not even kidding, this isn't a fucking joke guys!"

And so, Dove brings the three over to the hanging person.

"That's a fucking person!" And he points to…

Uuugh, it's just Jaune with Pyrrha's spear pinning his hoodie to the tree. He's not even dead guys… Can't believe a Logan Paul joke was made for this stupid scene. No, you know what? Screw it.

SEE YOU NEXT GAME!


[Author's Note: So, the sillies have calmed down, with that Logan Paul joke being the only remnant of it. As you may have noticed from the beginning, I'm going to try and be a little more serious with this and give it some drama… well, actual drama, not that bullshit Bumblebee/Black Sun ship war.]