So, are we going to see Midori next?
Nope. Appears we're seeing two new people instead. Like, literally whos. One of them is dark-skinned man with short brown hair and is wearing a fine white tuxedo while another is a fair-skinned lady with long blonde hair, though her hair seems to be matted while her outfit, a simple t-shirt and shorts, looked torn up and dirty.
"So, Ivory was it?" The dark-skinned person asked.
"Yeah, and you're Ebony?" Ivory asked back.
"Heh, it's kinda cruel fate that we're named this… Especially since it seems that even the gods decided to pair us up together." Ebony said.
"So, if we're going to be partners, might as well tell me a bit about yourself." Ivory took out her weapon, a scalpel, and cut into a tree.
"Well, I'm the son of a famous doctor in Atlas." Ebony stretched his arms as Ivory continued to make markings.
"Funny that. Before Beacon, I worked with my father helping at a medical facility in Menagerie." Ivory said.
"Heh, funny. We're both doctors." That's when Ebony heard some branches breaking. "Hold it…" Before Ivory can react, a Beowolf lunged forth at her. Ivory stabbed her scalpel into the Grimm, but it did nothing to critically wound it. Meanwhile, Ebony took out his weapon, a syringe molded into a pistol, and loaded a red vial on it. As the Beowolf tried to attack again, Ebony tackled the Grimm and held it down. He injected the red vial. "Ssssh, ssssh, it'll be over soon…" As he said that, the Beowolf suddenly caught fire and howled in pain. More Beowolves leaped out as Ivory took out tons of scalpels and threw them. Midair, they changed into throwing stars and impaled the Beowolves in the heads.
Suddenly, the two could hear tons of howling and moaning.
"Do you smell that?" Ebony asked…
OH THANK GOD WE'RE BACK TO MIDORI!
Midori drove through the forest on the motorcycle he just obtained.
"So… What's your name?" Midori asked.
"You can call me Laser!" As the bike said that, Midori looked down and saw a Gamer Driver, though as he inspected it, he noticed how the flap on the Gamer Driver seemed to be sliced off.
"Wait… you're a Kamen Rider!" Midori said.
"Huh? Oh, yeah. Totally that. Kamen Rider Lazer!" He said.
"… your name is the same as your Rider identity?" Midori asked.
"What? No! Lazer with a Z. My name is with an S." Laser said.
"Uuuugh, this is gonna get confusing…" Midori said. That's when they heard the moaning. "W-wait… over there! Fire!" Midori pointed to flames breaking out of the forest. He gripped onto the handlebars and steered Laser towards the flaming forest.
"W-what are you doing!?" Laser asked.
"There might be people there! I have to go save them!" Midori said.
"If there's anyone there, they might already be dead!" Laser said.
"But if they are, then there's a chance I can save them!"
"Why do you care so much about this!?" Laser asked.
"Because that's what Kamen Riders do!" Midori charged right into the flames.
Unfortunately, our story is interrupted with…
Oh fuck no.
"Jaune, why didn't you activate your aura?" Pyrrha asked.
"My wut?" Jaune asked back.
"Aura. You know, the thing that manifests inside all living things? Something that literally every Huntsman, no, every human being ever, would know about going into this?" Pyrrha asked back.
"… Well shi-"
And suddenly Jaune fucked up all RWBY continuity as fans scramble to figure out how the fuck a very commonplace piece of knowledge managed to be ignored by Jaune Arc. Theories range from his family being super strict on information flow to him being an outright dunce.
I know where I'm putting my money on. So let's skip to when Pyrrha explains to Jaune about Aura.
"It's like a forcefield!" Jaune said.
"Yes… At least for now." Pyrrha said. Yeah, Volume 5's a bitch.
SEE YOU NEXT GAME!
