*Arceus, mewtwo x and y, the creation trio, the tao trio, the weather trio, and countless assorted other legendaries gather*

Arceus; Alright Necrozoma you're going to give us back the light or... hold up where's Ash?

Reshiram; why does it matter? we're all here, let's beat him up and take back the light

Arceus; yes well, I just want to make sure he's here, it wouldn't do to have something like this happen without him

Darkrai; ...

Arceus; WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIED!?

Celebi; oh, yep, definitely dead, turned to stone and shattered

Arceus; *a tad miffed* when did this happen?

Celebi; looks like an hour ago, hunter J showed up and he took a hit instead of one of us, only reason she hasn't captured half of us by now is pikachu broke his z-crystal and burned himself out killing her and destroying her airship

Arceus; how'd we miss that!?

Groudon; what does it matter? we gathered to get back the light and this shouldn't stop us

Arceus; nope, can't happen, we're doomed

Palkia; ...you made Ash a universal lynchpin didn't you

Arceus; mmmmmaaaybeeeee

Dialga; dammnit dad, remember what happened with Pokelantis

Arceus; that is NOTHING like this

Dialga; that is EXACTLY like this

Girantina; uhh guys the reverse realm is starting to degrade WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING

Arceus; right, well his pokemon are still here other than pikachu, we can send them back and have them prevent this

Dialga; WE CAN'T wait we can? huh, you left in a loophole

Arceus; and you said it was exactly like Pokelantis


Another entry, this one came about because someone wondered what Arceus would do about necrozoma while in a discussion about how a peggy sue fic could begin