N; You see I am a part of team plasma
Ash; no you're not
N; what? yes I am
Ash; you are not, for one you don't have a stupid enough haircut
N;that's not...
Ash; for two you're not a hypocrite
N; I'm sorry, what?
Ash; I know you're a bit blind to plasma's faults because you're idealistic and a bit of a fanboy, but plasma do not practice what they preach
N; How dare...
Ash; I know it's a bit hard to swallow, but I've seen it firsthand
N; what do you..
Ash; they go around convincing people to release Pokemon with no thought to how they'll survive in the wild or affect the environment
N; how do...
Ash; just look at their recent efforts to release all those non-Unovan Pokemon
N; that was...
Ash; now all of them are basically invasive species, if they actually cared they would have moved them to their home region, instead they just left them
N; but they...
Ash; Not to mention the Pokemon they convince people to release
N; those are...
Ash; they're scrounging in the city and starving because they never learned how to survive in the wild
N; but that's...
Ash; if they actually cared they would acclimatize them to living in the wild, or better ask what the Pokemon want instead of assuming everyone mistreats them
N; I mean...
Ash; and honestly I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop, after all going by the other teams I've seen this is probably just a front while they try to find this region's legendary Pokemon to do something with
N; ...
Ash; After team Rocket, Magma, Aqua, and Galactic it's kind of hard not to see a pattern
N; *weakly* that's not...
Ash; and besides their logic is flawed, I mean even team rocket typically takes care of their Pokemon, the people that don't are few and far between *darkly* though I've heard there are some in plasma
N; ...Really?
Ash; yep, anyways if you want to do something like plasma you should just become a Pokemon Ranger, they don't like to catch Pokemon either
N; then how do they do things?
Ash; it's really cool, thy have this styler...
And thus N becomes a Pokemon Ranger and dismantles plasma, ending in an epic showdown with Ghestis where Zorua replaced his pokeballs with empties ten minutes prior to confrontation
Alright, another short done, I think I watched a bit much Monty Python before writing this
