AN: I'm having fun writing this! Don't worry, TROLLS OR M4G1C? Is still gonna be continued. I'm just getting some chapters out while I can.
Harry sat at his computer again, he wanted to check the order of who would help who in the game. He knew he was helping Chetari, and TT was going to help EB, but nothing else…
{secretSlytherin [SS] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT]}
SS: Hey.
TT: Yes?
SS: I've been wondering.
TT: About?
SS: Server order.
TT: Ah
TT: That makes sense
SS: All I know is I'm helping Che and you're helping EB
TT: Ok
TT: Stop that
SS: Stop what?
TT: Using the letters
SS: You're doing it as well!
TT: Yes well it needs to stop.
TT: We all know each other's names anyway
SS: Alright
SS: Want me to mention it to the others?
TT: It would be appreciated.
TT: Thank you Harry.
SS: No problem Rose.
SS: So about the turn order?
TT: Much better
TT: As you know I will be assisting John
TT: Or EB as you seem to love calling him
SS: It's easier to remember the letters
TT: But it's annoying
TT: And the others are doing it now
SS: Order?
TT: Right
TT: John will be helping Jade
TT: Jade will help Dave.
TT: Dave shall then help you
SS: I help Che…
TT: And then she helps me.
SS: Got it.
SS: Hey
SS: Your game arrive yet?
TT: Yes actually
TT: I've been searching for someone to play it with
TT: Dave probably got his earlier but he's refusing to play
SS: John probably hasn't gotten his yet…
TT: And Chetari is…?
SS: Sleeping
SS: She forgot to sleep again
TT: Ah.
SS: You asked Jade yet?
SS: Maybe she can get Strider ready to play.
SS: Once Che's awake we can get wait for John to get the game.
TT: …
SS: Rose?
TT: You mean to tell me that I waited for nothing?
SS: She doesn't even have the game yet.
TT: Ah
TT: My apologies.
SS: I just figured she'd either get it when she needs it like she always does or she'd find a way to download it.
SS: That and Dave likes messing with her.
TT: How would you know that?
SS: There's this memo feature I've been trying out.
TT: Memo?
SS: Came in the new update.
TT: Update?
SS: When did you last update Pesterchum?
TT: … Last year?
SS: Go check the main page
SS: It's got an update.
SS: Che and I assumed you guys just didn't see the memos.
TT: I'll go update it then.
SS: Try and tell the others as well.
TT: I will.
{secretSlytherin [SS] ceased pestering tentacleTherapist [TT]}
Harry rolled his eyes at the screen. Rose was an idiot sometimes, not always, just sometimes. But those times were amazing! No… Absolutely glorious!
Bdmpt
Oh no… Not these guys again…
{terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling secretSlytherin [SS]}
TC: HeY tHeRe My BrOtHeR
SS: You again?
SS: What isss it about me and my friendssssssss that makesssssssssss you keep bugging usssssssssssssssssssssss?
TC: WaTcH tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiNg S kEy My BrOtHeR
SS: No. It'ssssssss my key.
SS: What do you even want?
TC: I'm JuSt HeRe To GiVe YoU sOmE hElPfUl AdViCe My BrOtHeR
SS: What advice?
TC: JuSt A lItTlE fAmIlY mEmEnTo I tHiNk YoU'lL lOvE
SS: Memento?
TC: ChEcK tHaT sToRaGe CuPbOaRd
SS: The one in my room?
TC: YuP
SS: Alright…
He did so, turning away from his computer for a moment to check it, finding a small photo that had been thrown into the corner… He pulled it out, it was completely covered in dust.
TC: WeLl?
SS: A dusty photo
SS: How is this helpful?
TC: ChEcK iT mY bRoThEr
He frowned, cleaning it off and gasping as he saw it… It was a picture of Lily Potter… His mother…
TC: HoW's ThAt FoR a MoThErFuCkIn MoMeNtO?
SS: How did you know?
TC: I hAvE mY wAyS
SS: Do you even know what it is?
TC: My WaYs AiNt ThAt GoOd
SS: Well…
SS: Thanks.
SS: I guess…
TC: It'S nOtHiNg My BrOtHeR
{terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling secretSlytherin [SS]}
Those weird… Ugh… Why did he keep calling him his brother? And that typing style… Bleh. He'd take anyone else's any day… At least he wasn't that bad, just a bit weird.
Bdmpt!
Seriously?
{caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling secretSlytherin [SS}}
CA: stay awway from che
SS: What?
SS: Why?
CA: don't question me
CA: just stay awway from her
SS: I'm in a different country to her.
CA: stay awway from her
SS: Why?
SS: Why do I need to "stay awway" from her?!
CA: don't mock me
CA: you knoww wwhat i'm talkin about
SS: I really don't.
CA: …
CA: howw many times havve wwe spoke?
SS: This is the second time…
CA: COD DAMNIT!
CA: sorry
CA: wwrong timestamp
SS: Oh.
SS: More of those time travel stories…
CA: shut up
CA: im sorry
CA: you'vve done nothin wwrong
CA: yet
SS: Alright…
SS: And what do I do?
CA: can't say
CA: sorry about that
SS: Just…
SS: Did I hurt her?
CA: no
CA: i don't think so
SS: Just… Go bug the "future" me then…
CA: i wwill
{caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling secretSlytherin [SS]}
A hoot came from behind him, coming from Hedwigs cage.
"I know… Those people are crazy, right?" He said to her, giving her an owl treat that she took quickly.
He smiled at her, looking at the time confused… "It's… Past midnight?" He scratched his head… Checking the previous log… Looks like there had been big gaps between the two talking… Weird, he didn't remember them…
Brpt!
{unknownWolf [UW] began pestering secretSlytherin [SS]}
UW: Morning Harry!
SS: Morning… I think I lost track of time…
UW: Huh?
UW: Oh!
UW: It must be really late over there!
SS: Actually… I think it's John's birthday for him still, isn't it?
UW: Yeah I think so. He should be up now right?
SS: Probably…
UW: Wanna start playing?
SS: Let me tell Rose first.
UW: Kay!
{secretSlytherin [SS] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT]}
SS: Hey.
TT: Yes?
SS: Che and I are gonna start playing now.
TT: John's just gotten his copy actually.
SS: So you're going to get him in first?
TT: Yes.
TT: I shall set up his game for him
TT: Jade is working on convincing dave
SS: Got it.
SS: Later
{secretSlytherin [SS] ceased pestering tentacleTherapist [TT]}
SS: She's gonna get John sorted first
UW: Oh. How will we know then?
SS: She'll tell us.
UW: She just told me.
SS: Really?
UW: Yeah! It says she's set john up!
SS: It took less time than I thought…
UW: It…
UW: It took half an hour
SS: Must be more tired than I thought…
UW: Ok… Anyway, Just set up the server right now.
UW: I'm setting up both with my awesome laptop
SS: Alright…
UW: And… There! We're in!
He grinned as he messed around in the game a little, moving the mouse to an icon, a small missclick causing him to place a large machine in the corner by accident, nearly crushing a box.
SS: Ooops.
UW: What did you do?
SS: I nearly crushed a box with an…
He took a second to check what it was called
SS: Alchemiter.
He watched as Chetari checked the box. Taking a moment to look at his friend for the first time he felt a pain in his chest, tugging at something deep within him… Weird… He took a picture on his phone, which he had… Making a note to show the others it. She was such a cinnamon roll.
UW: You should be more careful! *Admonishing*
SS: What's in the box anyway?
That was the wrong question apparently, as she quickly captchalogued it, bright red.
UW: Don't talk about it.
UW: It's private… *Doesn't want to talk about it*
SS: Alright… So… Want me to put one of this things in front of your mums door?
UW: No, she's out getting groceries right now.
UW: Just set it somewhere clean.
SS: Living room alright?
UW: Sure
He set down the rest of the machines in the living room, watching her learn how everything worked…
Brrpt!
{ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering secretSlytherin [SS]}
EB: hey harry
SS: Hey John
EB: so you're playing with chetari?
SS: Yeah.
SS: I'm her Server Player.
SS: She's gonna be Rose's.
EB: yeah rose told me about the order
SS: It's still your birthday right?
EB: yeah
EB: why?
SS: Just checking.
SS: Having a good day?
EB: not really
EB: dad has my server disk and what i assume is jades present in the car
EB: by the way a little black box appeared on my desk with a stuffed owl.
EB: it's currently sitting on my desk watching me type.
EB: thanks
SS: Why are you thanking me?
EB: because you have an owl?
EB: you told me remember?
SS: Oh yeah…
SS: I forgot that.
SS: You in the game yet?
EB: yeah
EB: rose put my bathtub in the hallway though.
EB: oh wait
EB: she's back i gotta go
EB: sorry!
[ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering secretSlytherin [SS]}
Harry looked back at his computer to see Chetari doing something, messing around with this thing called a cruxtruder apparently. She was trying to cut the lid off with a HUGE sword.
SS: Need a hand?
UW: It'd help
He used the curser to pull the blade down, managing to wedge it under the lid.
SS: Try levering it
He grinned as it came off, producing a cylinder of… Something… While she puzzled over it he looked around her house… And then… Oh.
SS: Chetari?
UW: Uh…
UW: Yeah?
SS: Look outside.
UW: Why?
SS: JUST DO IT!
UW: O-Ok…
He felt bad for yelling, but he had to…
UW: Oh god oh god oh god!
UW: Is that a meteor?
SS: Headed straight for your house
UW: There's a timer on the thing. It says twelve minutes.
SS: Maybe there's a way to stop it.
UW: Maybe…
SS: Try the…
SS: Totem lathe.
UW: Huh?
SS: You have a totem.
SS: Use it.
SS: It might be our only shot.
SS: And take this.
He used the mouse to drop a punched captcha card on top of the totem that sat in her hands.
UW: Alright…
He watched as she did, changing the shape of the totem with the punched card.
He left her for a moment, noticing a woman enter her house.
SS: There's a woman in the house.
SS: That your mum?
UW: What does she look like?
SS: Eh… Tall.
SS: Kinda like a jerk
UW: That's mom.
SS: What're you doing?
UW: I… Think I'm surviving.
SS: 6 minutes left.
He watched as she did things with the last machine… Creating a pair of crystally looking headphones, which flashed… Before a bright flash of flight flooded the screen… When it was gone the screen was black… Chetari was gone…
