AN: Hi
Harry gave a sigh, making a decision… He would prototype it, later though. He needed a minute to get adjusted…
Bdmpt!
{carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling secretSlytherin [SS]}
CG: HEY
CG: GET TO WORK DUMBASS
SS: Who are you and why are you doing this strange thing?
CG: JUST GET TO WORK
SS: Well, what work?
SS: Also, the one with the weird text mentioned something about blackrom or something?
CG: DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN IT?
SS: Nah.
SS: Aren't you meant to be going backwards?
CG: YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO I AM
SS: I didn't.
CG: YES YOU DID!
CG: LOOK!
CG: IT'S RIGHT THERE!
SS: And?
SS: I remembered
SS: So please just remind me why you aren't going backwards?
CG: THAT'S WITH JOHN
CG: I'M GOING LINEAR WITH EVERYONE ELSE, BESIDES, ONCE I REACH A CERTAIN POINT WITH JOHN I'M GOING TO GO TO AFTER MY FIRST CONVERSATION WITH HIM.
SS: Oh, that makes sense.
SS: So, what do I need to do?
CG: PROTOTYPE
SS: Doing that later, I just need a few minutes to think.
CG: ALRIGHT.
CG: BUT ONCE YOU'VE DONE THAT YOU NEED TO GET ALCHEMISING SOME GEAR, MAYBE SOME OUTFITS, JUST GOOF OFF A BIT.
CG: THEN GO EXPLORE, GO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR POWERS ARE, DO SOME QUESTS, TYPICAL GAMING STUFF I GUESS.
SS: Alright
SS: What do you mean by powers?
CG: UH…
CG: IT'S KINDA COMPLICATED?
CG: LET ME THINK FOR A SECOND…
CG: YOU'RE A DOOM PLAYER
CG: IT'S RELATED TO MISERY, DEATH, THAT KIND OF THING.
CG: YOUR CLASS SHOULD INFLUENCE YOUR ABILITIES
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS THOUGH.
CG: IF YOU WANT I CAN GO NON LINEAR AND ASK FUTURE YOU
SS: Sure
CG: GIMME A SEC
Harry looked away bored as he waited, taking a look at the thick blades of grass. "You could weaponised this stuff…" He mused.
CG: YOU'RE A MAGE.
CG: ODDLY ENOUGH YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE, NOT SAYING WHO THOUGH
SS: That weird?
CG: SO FAR I'VE ONLY SEEN ONE OF EACH
CG: SO YEAH
CG: AT LEAST FOR ME
SS: Alright then…
SS: What does that actually mean?
CG: LOOK
CG: I DON'T KNOW
CG: I'M JUST TELLING YOU TO GET TO DOING STUFF.
CG: SEE YOU LATER THEN.
SS: See ya.
{carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling secretSlytherin [SS]}
Harry got up, getting over to the alchemiter, fiddling around with the cards and just making some dumb stuff.
Glasses && I-Phone = I-Specs
I-Specs && Rubber ball = Rubber I-Specs
Crossbow bolt && potions textbook = Effect bolts
Effect bolts && wizard hat = Bolt holder hat
Harry grinned under his new specs, his Bolt holder hat holding his effect bolts, THE HAT WAS COMPLETELY USELESS! He chucked the hat into his sylladex just to be safe though. He turned to his wardrobe, his grin getting wider… IT WAS TIME FOR A FASHION MONTAGE!
Wizard robes && skittles = Dumbledore's robes?
Summer outfit && Charms textbook = Casual mage outfit
Casual Mage outfit && Potions textbook = Casual alchemist outfit
Yeah this was fun. Now he didn't have to think when he needed to use a quick spell or two, but only basic ones… And Snape wouldn't be able to get angry, if he ever saw Snape again… Probably not… Well it'd be helpful anyway! In his distraction he knocked the photo into the sprite, prototyping it for the second time…
He continued to mess around a little bit more, combining a box of random tools with a crossbow bolt.
Tools && crossbow bolt = Handyman bolt
So much fun...
Brrpt!
{turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering secretSlytherin [SS]}
TG: hey man
TG: having fun playing in magic fairy land or something
SS: No, I'm having fun making stupid crap.
SS: Like a hat that holds crossbow bolts, COMPLETELY USELESS!
TG: dude
TG: thats awesome
SS: You in yet?
TG: nah
TG: just watching the world burn around me while i wait for an egg to hatch
TG: and the egg was stolen by a seppucrow
SS: Do I want to know what that means?
TG: probably not
SS: I feel like I do.
TG: launched a shitty katana out my window along with a crow and my game
TG: using bros copy to play and all that
TG: fun
SS: Your abusive brother?
TG: he is not abusive
TG: sure movies taught me what the fridge was for
TG: doesnt mean fucking shit
SS: Said the cool-kid to the abused boy
SS: I know what it's like
SS: Thinking it's normal…
SS: Took two bloody years away from them to realise it wasn't right
TG: its not like that man
SS: No, I meant bloody like…
SS: A britishism.
TG: ah
TG: he just likes training thats all
TG: gotta transcend irony after all
SS: Ironic
SS: The irony master can't tell he's played for a fool…
TG: what
TG: what are you talking about?
SS: Want me to say it in a way you'll understand?
TG: depends
TG: rap i assume
SS: No…
SS: Simply this
SS: What classifies abuse?
TG: lack of care towards the child
TG: physical harm
TG: improper living conditions
SS: How many do you fit?
TG: …
TG: …
TG: …
TG: were done talking
{turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering secretSlytherin [SS]}
Harry rolled his eyes under his Rubber I-Specs, checking Chetari's game for a second… Looked like she wasn't there…
{secretSlytherin [SS] began pestering unknownWolf [UW]}
SS: Chetari?
SS: You there?
UW: Yeah!
UW: Sorry, I was playing with the alchemy, and then I got bored and walked off to explore…
UW: You in?
SS: Yeah…
SS: Hedwig's in my sprite now…
UW: Hedwig?
UW: Did she…?
SS: Yeah, sshe died…
SS: Ssso I put her in…
SS: What'ssss your land like?
UW: It's…
UW: It's a tree.
UW: I think
UW: The house is on a tree, I don't know what else there is… I think I can see some buildings on a branch though.
SS: You're Norse?
UW: No!
UW: But that's a good point…
UW: How do you spell the tree's name?
SS: Yggdrasil?
UW: That's what I'm gonna call this place…
UW: I mean, it's called the land of roots and death, but Yggdrasil is a cooler name.
SS: It really is. So where are you on the tree?
UW: I think I'm near the bottom?
SS: So be a kid.
UW: Oh I'm gonna
UW: I'm gonna climb, climb and climb some more!
UW: Once I get some rope.
SS: I have a crossbow bolt, and I think some rope, I could combine them and send you the code.
UW: You can do that?
SS: I assumed that's what the codes for.
UW: Oh.
UW: That makes sense!
SS: Want me to do that then?
UW: Can't
UW: I use bladekind…
SS: Isn't that what Dave uses?
UW: Yeah but mines a proper katana
UW: Not one of those rubbish ones that Dave has
SS: Ah, so you're going Japanese style?
UW: Yep!
UW: Gonna see if I can fight Dave!
SS: The kid who's abusive brother trained to flash step?
UW: Well…
UW: Yeah...
UW: I'll cheat.
SS: Use irony
SS: Transcend his understanding of it
UW: I'll be sure to try that!
UW: What's your land thing like?
SS: So far it's just grass…
SS: I don't know what it's called.
SS: But it looks kinda peaceful…
UW: Well I'm gonna go see if I can make something that lets me do parkour
UW: Maybe learn to traverse this tree
SS: I think there's a manual for that in my house
SS: I'll send you the code later.
SS: Just combine it with an outfit or item you can wear. Then boom, parkour master.
UW: I'd rather not rely on items…
SS: Combine it with a liquid, drinkable parkour.
UW: Alright…
UW: That'll work!
UW: See you later!
SS: See you Che
[secretSlytherin [SS] ceased pestering unknownWolf [UW]}
Be Chetari, be the tomb raider.
There are no tombs to raid. And you use the bladekind specibus so guns would be useless. Besides… You need to focus!
Dodge pumpkin!
Pumpkin? What pumpki-
THUNK
In the distant future… (But not far)
An Erroneous Blaggard meets a Forgotten Gleam… Time for breakfast.
Blaggard, eat pumpkin
Pumpkin? What pumpkin? If you had a pumpkin you'd have eaten it by now! Besides, this lovely gleam has some cans of food! You have a trusty tool you made with a Wayward vagabond once, poor guys probably dead… Anyway you're perfectly equipped to make a fire, and open some cans to eat! Mm… Food…
Gleam, wear a silly hat
You're already wearing a silly hat, you got it from a nice mendicant who decided to go be a mailwoman, it's nice and warm… And now you have someone that can open your cans! Mm… Food…
