AN: So! Harry's finally realised he's been talking to actual trolls, then again, since its TC of all people it makes sense… And Harry definitely isn't the brightest… So yeah, he can be forgiven for taking so long I think.
Harry face-palmed at the realisation… He was talking to the session after Aranea's… He was such an idiot…
TC: YoU sTiLl ThErE bRoThEr?
SS: Yeah, I'm ssssstill here…
SS: Jussssssst feel like an idiot.
TC: GoT yA bRoThEr
SS: I…
SS: I need to go think
SS: And alsssssso I'm ssssssssstill trying to get usssssed to everything
TC: SeE yOu LaTeR bRoThEr
{terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling secretSlytherin [SS]}
Harry shook his head, landing to get his bearings, he had been flying while talking to TC, so he didn't know where he was.
"Letssss sssssssseeeeeee… Lake… Grassssssssss… Wait, why am I hissssssssssing?!" He stopped looking around, feeling around his mouth for the reason he was hissing… Nothing… Odd… "Well, it'ssss probably nothing." He decided, walking around for a while, just barely missing a figure that looked just like him, but older…
Chetari, ascend
Ascend? What does that mean? You've found the bed thingy anyway, so that's nice…
Jack, show her your stabs
You're now Jack Noir, or, Bec Noir? Damn dog instincts… Eh, power is better anyway. You silently unsheathe the blade from your chest and teleport behind her…
Harry, protect your sister
You get a sudden feeling of worry, shooting off instinctively to go find Chetari on her land… You must have transformed at some point, because you just broke the sound barrier… What even are you? No time to think… HURRY!
Chetari, turn around
You turn around, to find a midnight black figure with some kinda harlequin outfit torn around the neck, with wings, a dog head… A sword… I-Is that Zoroark fur?! And owl talons… It's looking at you, murder in it's eyes… Wait, eye, one of them is cut…
Jack, introduce yourself quick.
You quickly introduce yourself to her with your sword, a couple times…
Harry, introduce yourself to Jack
You enter Chetari's planet, finding her lying on a bed, with multiple stab wounds… With some… Thing! Standing over her… You quickly land behind the thing, transforming on instinct into the crab monster lusus thing… "SKEEEEEEEE!"
Jack, introduce yourself to the crab thing
You quickly attempt to introduce yourself, but the thing catches your blade, throwing it to the side, you quickly retrieve it thanks to your stupid dog instincts…
Harry, play fetch
You watch the thing act like a dog with the blade… That gives you an idea… Your brain suddenly brings up a memory… Fred and George talking about a thing called a Pygmy puff… You jump away from the thing and quickly become one… Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow!
Jack, GET THE BALL!
You try to resist your instincts but they're too strong, you chase after the ball quickly, only for the ball to become a kid who quickly throws a new ball into the air, you chase it…
Harry, get to Chetari
You quickly go back to Chetari… She's dying…
Chetari, Ascend
Your body slowly rises into the air…
Chetari, Ascend…
Your body on Prospit gets closer and closer to the ground…
Chetari, ASCEND!
Your dream self's eyes snap open, shooting out of your room and away from the crashing moon… Your clothes change, you look like a mage or something… And your clothes are grey… Neat… You quickly find yourself on your land, with no memory of how you got there… Weird…
In the distant future… (but not far)
The Erroneous Blaggard and Forgotten Gleam made their way towards a machine, pressing buttons like idiots… And… They were somewhere else now…
CA, watch Ascension…
You watch Chetari die… You… HATE THAT IDIOT! You hate him so much, that you're going to tell him to stay away from her! You can't let it stand!
{caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling secretSlytherin [SS}}
CA: stay awway from che
SS: What?
SS: Why?
CA: don't question me
CA: just stay awway from her
SS: I'm in a different country to her.
CA: stay awway from her
SS: Why?
SS: Why do I need to "stay awway" from her?!
CA: don't mock me
CA: you knoww wwhat i'm talkin about
SS: I really don't.
CA: …
CA: howw many times havve wwe spoke?
SS: This is the second time…
CA: COD DAMNIT!
CA: sorry
CA: wwrong timestamp
SS: Oh.
SS: More of those time travel stories…
CA: shut up
CA: im sorry
CA: you'vve done nothin wwrong
CA: yet
SS: Alright…
SS: And what do I do?
CA: can't say
CA: sorry about that
SS: Just…
SS: Did I hurt her?
CA: no
CA: i don't think so
SS: Just… Go bug the "future" me then…
CA: i wwill
{caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling secretSlytherin [SS]}
You are such an idiot… You got the wrong timestamp… Damnit! Ugh… Let's try that again…
{caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling secretSlytherin [SS]}
CA: stay awway from che
SS: Finally…
SS: Eridan, right?
CA: …
CA: wwhat?
SS: Sssssorry
SS: You're on time, but Chetari told me your name.
SS: Ssssshe'ssss fine now.
SS: Sssso yeah
CA: …
CA: this is because i got it wwrong earlier didn't i?
SS: Hell yessssssss
CA: wwell then
SS: Oh
SS: Before you go
SS: Mind doing me a lemon and getting GC to talk to me?
CA: do you a wwhat?!
SS: Favour
CA: oh
CA: sure
{caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling secretSlytherin [SS]}
You turn away from your computer for a moment, turning to one of the others in the room.
"hey ter" You call out.
"WH4T?"
"one of the humans wwants to talk to you"
"WH1CH ON3?"
"secretslytherin"
"F1N3, 1'LL T4LK TO H1M…"
Land of Roots and Death
Harry grinned as he and Chetari practiced their powers.
"Pika! Pika!" Chetari shouted as she bounced up and down in the form of a pikachu.
Harry transformed into a thunderbird, something he only knew about thanks to his powers.
"Mew! Mew mew mew!" Chetari switched to a mew, before returning to normal. "O-Ok… Lets stop… That hurts my brain…" She begged, holding her head.
"Fine." Harry agreed with a shrug.
"Thanks…"
…
"Hey do you think I could turn into you?"
"Don't you dare!"
"OH MY BACK!"
"I SAID NOT TOO!"
