AN: Remember this? I do! Oh, and if you notice certain symbols are missing from typing quirks, I can't fix that. The greater than and less than symbols don't seem to like working.
Uh… Wait. Where's… Well, it appears we've skipped a large chunk of story… So… I guess I'll let you read ahead a bit while I work on finding the missing chunk! We'll come back to this later.
A young man, stands in his room, it just so happens that today, the 11th of November, 2011, is the date scheduled for the launch of a highly exclusive playtesting experience for a much anticipated game. Unfortunately, he is not able to play, due to many reasons, but he is expecting to receive an email of the game in a few hours from a resourceful friend. What's his name?
Enter name
You cannot enter his name! It was already engraved in his HONORARY PLACRONYM on his 13th birthday, which was about three years ago, and has been sitting here neatly on the bookshelf ever since. Attempting to engrave it with another name after completing this sacred rite of passage is practically unheard of, and is a gesture nearly as offensive as it would be if you tried to name him something hilariously insulting like Dogstink Gnawleg. Luckily, he is easily amused and will let the name slide, because he finds it hilarious.
Examine Room
Your name is Sirius. Your room is pretty lame. The walls are a dirty black colour that you've covered up with many posters of attractive women. Your MOTHER doesn't exactly care for them, but she also doesn't care for anything you enjoy! Your tag is unassumingWolfhound and you speak in a cheery and fairly average way, except for when you're being flirty, in which case you add a teasing tilde on the end of your sentences~.
Retrieve arms
You pick up your WAND and equip it to your WANDKIND Specibus.
Brrpt!
Huh? Oh! One of your chums is pestering you it seems like.
{golgothasTerror [GT] began pestering unassumingWolfhound [UH]}
GT: Sirius
GT: I've been wanting to talk with you about something if that is alright with you
UW: Sure!
UW: So what did you want?
GT: Well its about TT
GT: More specifically
GT: His darn autoresponder
GT: I can never tell if its him or not or if hes left in the middle of our pleasant chats
GT: Suffice to say i am not pleased with his actions as of late
UW: I love the way you talk.
GT: What do you mean?
GT: This is simply the english language!
UW: Yeah, back in the 50's!
GT: So it is not used anymore?
GT: Is that what you are saying?
UW: Exactly!
UW: What do you think Gay means?
GT: It means having a jolly good time of course!
UW: Not anymore.
UW: It's when two blokes are romantically interested in each other.
GT: Oh!
GT: Odd!
GT: I might have to see what else in my vocabulary is out of date!
UW: You go do that.
UW: Go have a gay old time
GT: Are you using my own vocabulary against me?
UW: Yes.
GT: Alright then.
GT: I just wanted to be certain.
{golgothasTerror [GT] stopped pestering unassumingWolfhound [UW]}
Well, that was fu-
Okay, fixed the story. We'll come back to this point later so don't worry.
Land of Roots and Death
Having discovered that Harry could not in fact turn into Chetari, but instead become a female version of himself for a few moments, followed by pain, the two were now talking about John's discovery of Siblingtude.
"So we're siblings?" Chetari questioned, a smile on her face.
"Looks like it." Harry agreed, a similar smile also on his face.
"Awesome!" Chetari cheered happily.
Harry checked Pesterchum with his rubber I-Specs, looking for any pestering…
Bdmpt
"There we go." He muttered to himself.
"What are you talking about?" Chetari asked confused.
"Asked Eridan to get GC to talk to me about something I was wondering about." Harry explained.
"Oh! Alright! You go do that then, I'll just go wait in my house." Chetari told him, flying off before he could respond.
{gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling secretSlytherin [SS]}
GC: 4PP4R3NTLY YOU W4NT3D TO T4LK TO M3?
SS: Yep.
SS: About a few things actually.
GC: L1K3?
SS: You killed ssssssssome of my friendsssssssss with that little act you tried to pull
GC: 4CT?
SS: Getting John to fight hissssssssss denizen early
GC: OH!
GC: TH4T…
GC: 4T TH3 T1M3 1T M4D3 S3NS3 TO M3.
GC: 1T W4S TH3 B3ST W4Y TO PROC3D3.
GC: 1 D1DN'T R34L1ZE BUT 1 W4SN'T M3SS1NG W1TH TH3 T1M3L1N3 4T 4LL!
GC: 1 W4S C4US1NG TH3 3V3NTS TH4T C4US3D TH3 T1M3L1N3 TO PROC3D3
SS: Alright
SS: But you still killed him
GC: 1 KNOW… :(
SS: Look, I know you're trolls, I get that you're all fucked up in the head!
SS: But you're also messing with every part of our lives and you haven't explained why.
GC: HOW DO YOU KNOW TH4T?
SS: Weird dream bubble things that I think might be an afterlife or something.
GC: W3LL WH4T DO YOU W4NT M3 TO DO 4BOUT TH4T?
GC: 1'M NOT TH3 L34D3R
SS: Who is?
GC: K4RK4T.
SS: …?
GC: CG.
SS: Huh.
SS: Shouty's leader?
GC: Y3P!
SS: Huh…
GA, contact UW
You have been watching the humans for a while now, mostly conversing with a select few, but after observing one of them, you decide you wish to converse with her.
{grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling unknownWolf [UW]}
GA: Hello
UW: Uh…
UW: Hi?
GA: I Understand That You Are Not Accustomed To Troll Mannerisms But I Have Been Wanting To Converse With You For A While
UW: Okay then.
GA: Thank You
UW: What's your name?
GA: My Name Is Kanaya
UW: I'm Chetari!
UW: Nice to meet you Kanaya!
GA: Nice To Meet You Too Chetari
GA: I Have Noticed That Your Lusus Has Gone Missing
UW: Lusus?
GA: I Believe The Human Word For It Is Guardian
UW: Oh!
UW: Yeah my mom's gone missing…
UW: I hope she's okay…
GA: If You Wish I Could Assist You In Attempting To Locate Her
UW: Please!
UW: I'm really worried about her!
GA: Very Well Chetari
GA: We Shall Attempt To Locate Your Mother
