Lisa and Lily went into their room with their lists of what they need to pack.
Lisa: Why did they give me a list of what to pack? I'm smart enough to build a device that can hypnotize Plusle and Minun by manipulating magnetic waves, I know what I need to bring on a vacation.
Lisa started doing an experiment. Lily set up her easel, got her paint, brushes, and other art-related stuff. Everything Lily says in this scene is in baby talk, I'm just translating it.
Lisa: ….You really should make your art using a different medium being that Mother and Father have made it clear they don't allow you to use paint.
Lily: Call them Mommy and Daddy like a normal person.
Lisa: Don't you remember what they said about using paint?
FLASHBACK
Lily was standing in front of a training potty, refusing to use it.
Lynn Sr.: Why won't you at least try it, Lily?
Lily: Poo Poo!
Rita: Fine then. If you wanna stay a baby, then we're gonna treat you like one.
Lily: Gooed.
Rita: What's a way we can treat her like a baby that she wouldn't like?
Lynn Sr.: …..Ummm…..Ooh, I know. Lily, until you use the potty, you're not allowed to use paint.
Lily didn't like the sound of that.
Lily: Poo Poo?
Rita: You heard him. Until you decide to be a big girl, you can only draw with crayons….like a baby.
END OF FLASHBACK
Lisa: What painting could possibly be so important that it's worth disobeying our parental units? Also, father said we have to pack.
Lily: I know. I just wanna paint something real quick first. And you're not packing either.
Lisa: What I'm doing is too important. Packing can wait.
Lily: What are you doing?
Lisa: That is of no concern to you. However, I can guarantee that it is more important than whatever you're painting because art is always pointless.
Lily: *gasp* What do you mean?!
Lisa: Art doesn't do anything to benefit the world in any way, unlike science.
Lily: That is so not true. It…..umm…people like looking at art, and I like making it. How can you say something that makes people happy isn't good?
Lisa: Because simply being happy isn't nearly as important as making scientific advancements.
Lily: What does that have to do with it? I didn't say…
Lisa: I am right and you are wrong. Now put away your art rubbish and get packing.
Lily: …I'm not sure I wanna go if you're gonna be there.
Lisa: That is very uncalled for. You shouldn't be saying that solely because of one little quarrel we have.
Lily: ….You're right. I'm sorry I got mad at you.
Lisa: I apologize for having negative feelings towards your opinion.
Lily held her arms out.
Lisa: ….Very well.
Lisa and Lily hugged then went back to what they were doing.
Lisa: Looks like I won't have to use the plastic replica of you I made so you get left here alone without anyone realizing it.
Lisa and Lily heard a knocking.
Whatshername: Can I come in?
Lisa and Lily thought it was weird that Whatshername was outside their window.
Lisa: You're one of Anthony Staffenhagen's companions, correct?
Whatshername: Uh-huh.
Lisa: In that case, no, you may not come in. Why are you here anyway?
Whatshername: I wanted to climb up your house to see if I can, and then you and the baby's conversation was interesting.
Lisa: How were you able to understand what my younger sibling was saying?
Whatshername: 'Cause I take translation pills.
Lisa didn't like hearing Whatshername say that.
Whatshername: What? Are you jelly of the guy who invented them because YOU didn't?
Lisa: Yes, thinking of him does cause me to feel jealousy.
Whatshername: You know, when you talk like that, all it does is make you sound like you're trying to show off about how smart you are. But I kinda know how you feel.
Lisa: How so?
Whatshername: I'm jealous of him too because he's in Super Smash Bros. and I'm not.
She's talking about Purple Villager.
Whatshername: Say, would it be possible for you to…?
Lisa: Develop a cure for the burning urination caused by Translation Pills, as well as a translation pill that does not have that side effect? Those objectives are on my schedule.
Whatshername: ….That's…not what I was gonna say, but cool. You seem busy, so I'll ask if you can find a way to get me in Smash some other time.
Whatshername went down a little.
Whatshername: Oh, before I go, you should know. Art beat science in the Art vs. Science Splatfest.
Whatshername went down to the ground.
Whatshername: Is it wrong that I couldn't remember who won it and I had to look it up on my phone? …..No.
She almost knocked on the door.
Whatshername: Wait. How am I gonna do this?
Whatshername had to think about if for a few moments.
Whatshername: Yeah, that'll work, I guess.
Whatshername knocked on the front door and Rita answered.
Whatshername: Ma'am, I'm a police officer…sort of…and I've been told that one of your daughters is doing something she shouldn't.
Rita: One of my daughters is doing something illegal?!
Whatshername: No, no, nothing illegal. Just something you said she's not allowed to do.
Rita: Oh. Well, that's a relief. But how do you know this? Shouldn't you be focusing on actual crimes?
Whatshername: I'm a cop. Are you a cop?
Rita: No, I'm a dentist.
Whatshername: Then why are you judging how we do things?
Rita: Because being a cop doesn't mean you can…
Lincoln: Whatshername? What are you doing here?
Rita: Do you know her, Lincoln? I'm honestly not sure because it sounds like you don't know her name.
Lincoln: She's a friend of Anthony's. She calls herself Whatshername because she doesn't want anybody to know what her real name is.
Rita: And she's a police officer?
Lincoln: A police officer? No.
Whatshername: I'm a police officer in training. Okay? I go to the Police Academy.
Lincoln: But that doesn't mean…
Whatshername ran away.
Lincoln: Huh. Apparently she's out of her mind. With the secret name thing, I'm not too surprised.
Rita: She said one of your sisters was doing something bad. I'm convinced she was just saying that, but just in case, will you check on them with me?
Lincoln: Sure.
Lincoln and Rita went upstairs.
Rita: I'll start on Lori and Leni's room, you start on Lisa and Lily's.
Lincoln went into Lily's room and saw her painting.
Lincoln: *gasp* Lily! Mom and Dad said no painting. Quick, hide that before somebody sees it.
Lily: *baby language*
Lincoln: Finish it after your punishment's over, if it ever is.
Lily finished her painting really, really fast.
Lily: Done.
Lincoln: Aw! It's all of us in Vanzilla driving to…Oh. Anthony and Crazy Lillie are there too. Good painting, but bad choice of subject. Now put it away. I think I hear Mom coming.
Lily hid her painting under her crib. Lincoln left the room.
