At The Mall
Anthony and Mallow were at their sibling haters thing. Mallow was on the phone.
Mallow: But Dad, I don't live here! I'm just staying here until I'm done with this stupid thing Lana's making me do.
Lana: That "stupid thing" doesn't end until she stops hating Cliff. So yes, she lives here.
Mallow: You are a big fat binkleberry and I wish you weren't my father!
Mallow angrily threw her phone on the floor.
Lana: What are you angry about for no good reason now, Mallow?
Mallow: My stupid dad and my stupider brother are coming to Kalos to visit me.
Lana: Oh-no! Spending time with your family! That sounds so unbearable! Seriously, what is the matter with you?
Anthony: Maybe she has FROG.
Lana: FROG?
Anthony: Frequently Raging of Garbage. It is a completely real disease that I knew about before just now. I swear. It causes you to get ridiculously way too mad about things that probably shouldn't get you mad at all. I used to have it really badly.
Mallow: I don't have any disease! My anger is more than justified!
Lana: If by "more than," you mean "not the slightest bit."
Anthony: Of course, Mallow. I never said FROG is the only thing that makes people angry, because it isn't.
Mallow: I don't care about a word you're saying. Somebody give me an idea how to get out of this.
Lana: No way.
Therapists: SIT DOWN!
Anthony: I've got an idea. Switch bodies with someone and make them spend time with your family for you.
Mallow: Ooh, that's good. Stick 'em on some sucker. I love it!
Lana facepalmed.
Lana: Mallow, why do you say that in a way that makes it sound like everyone hates Cliff and your Dad the same way you do? Why am I even talking? She's not listening to me.
Mallow: Anyone you suggest I switch with? Give me someone I can easily convince to do it.
Anthony: Already got one. You know that MTV show The Loud House?
Mallow: You mean the awful one?
Anthony: Yes, the awful one. The people on it are the relatives I'm here in this help session for, I should mention that. The 2nd oldest daughter is really dumb and easy to talk into doing things for people. You should switch bodies with her.
Mallow: Sounds good.
Mallow looked at a clock on the wall.
Mallow: And this stupid thing is over for today, so I'm free to go look around the mall to see if any of the stores HAPPEN to sell something that can switch people's bodies.
Mallow picked up her phone.
Mallow: And a new phone.
Anthony: Did your phone break?
Mallow: Of course my phone break, I mean broke. I angrily threw it on the floor. Fragile things break when you throw them that hard. How did you not know that? What do you think this is, a cartoon?
Mallow left.
Anthony: I'm telling you, FROG.
Male Therapist: You had a good idea there, but that was the worst possible execution.
Female Therapist: There were hundreds of other ways you could've done that.
Anthony: Huh?
Male Therapist: Telling her to switch bodies with your sister so that she'll spend a day with a family that'll drive her crazy and hers won't seem so bad anymore.
Lana: What I'm about to say is really dark, but I think it's still a good plan. Because at least this way, Mallow's family will get to see who they think is her be nice for once. That's part of why you did this, right?
Anthony: Neither of those things is what I was going for. I just wanna see Mallow and Leni switch bodies.
Later That Night
Mallow went to the Loud house. All the Louds were asleep now. She snuck into Lori and Leni's room and took Leni outside.
Mallow woke Leni up. Then she looked at the internet on her new phone to see what Leni's name was.
Mallow: Alright, Lee-nye, my dumb family is coming tomorrow, so you're gonna switch bodies with me.
Leni: Okay, person I don't know who took me out of my house while I was sleeping. That sounds like fun. How are we gonna do that?
Mallow: I don't know. I was hoping you did.
Leni tried to think of a way to do it, but could not succeed in doing so.
Mallow: The website for your show says this Lisa person is a genius. Does she have something that we can use for this?
Leni: Hhhm…Ooh. I just remembered something. I'll be right back.
Leni went back inside. When she came back out, she had something she got from Luna and Luan's room.
Leni: My sister made one of these but then it broke. Another one of my sisters used the directions to make another one because she liked it. I let her go in my…
Mallow: I don't care about any of that! Just give it to me!
Mallow took the body switching device out of Leni's hands and used it to switch their bodies. Leni is now in Mallow's body and has Mallow's voice. Mallow is now in Leni's body and has Leni's voice.
Mallow: Very good. Hey, I just realized you have four fingers on each hand.
Mallow went back inside and locked the door after switching phone cases with Leni. Leni tried to get into the house, but couldn't.
Leni: Person I don't know who took me out of my house while I was sleeping, can you let me in?
Mallow (from Leni's bedroom window): My name is Mallow and not a chance.
Leni: But I need to get my glasses.
Mallow: Glasses?
Mallow looked at her phone and looked at a picture of Leni.
Mallow: You mean these sunglasses you wear on your head despite how stupid it looks?
Leni: Yes, those.
Mallow: Why do you NEED them?
Leni: Because all people who wear glasses need to wear them.
Mallow: That's not true!
Leni: But…
Mallow: GO AWAY!
Mallow threw a pillow at Leni.
Leni: Where should I go?
Mallow: I wrote the address on the pillow. Hopefully you're able to find it. I mean that in more than one way.
Mallow shut the window. Lori was awake now.
Lori: What's all this yelling about?
Mallow: Nothing. There's just an annoying buttface outside.
Lori: …..Did you just say…"annoying buttface?"
Mallow: Yeah, so? I can say what I want.
Lori: It REALLY doesn't seem like something you would say.
Mallow: Well, it is. Or at least NOW it is.
Mallow went to bed.
Lori: Leni must've gotten literally no sleep tonight if she's THIS cranky.
Mallow: So that's how that name's pronounced.
Mallow realized she shouldn't have said that and was worried that Lori would be more suspicious now. Lori didn't react to it at all.
Mallow (thinking): Why would she question the way I'm talking, but not me not knowing how to pronounce…I just answered my own question.
