Anthony: SISTER?!

Almost everyone gasped really hard. Mallow was convinced Anthony wasn't being sincere.

Anthony: That's right! That word just came out of my mouth. Luan is my half-sister! There, I said it, I said it, I said it! Baby, will you take me back? Those are the actual words to the song!

Lynn Sr.: See? I told you he's coming around.

Rita: How do we know he's not lying?

Lynn Sr.: What does he have to gain from pretending to like Luan?

Rita: I don't know, something.

Lynn Sr.: What does any of this have to do with that restaurant?

Anthony: Is your wife getting more angry about things than she should be?

Lynn Sr.: She has been all weekend.

Anthony: Might I suggest this piece of paper that I printed off of a website called .

Lynn Sr. took the paper from Anthony.

Rita: You're not seriously gonna…?

Lynn Sr.: I'm just gonna look at it out of curiosity. Okay?

Eureka: Anthony, are you serious about liking Luan now?

Anthony: Of course I'm serious about liking Luan now. Why would I call her my sister if I wasn't?

Eureka: But….just…how?

Anthony: I realized it's not her that I hate, I hate what she does.

Eureka: What she does?

Anthony: Tell horrible jokes. More specifically, the way she tells her horrible jokes. And honestly, that unlikeable personality trait of hers isn't nearly as prevalent as my complaints about it would make it seem. The number of jokes I've heard her tell is basically 0. Me hating her for it so much makes legitimately no sense. Anyway, the more Louds I like, the better because I'm related to them so I'd like to have a good relationship with as many of them as possible.

Eureka: …..I'm glad to see you're trying to improve yourself, but this seems so out of no…

Anthony: You wanna see the Anthony you're used to when it comes to the Louds? Can do!

Eureka: I just said I'm glad…

Anthony: Purple one I still don't like, can I ask you something?

Luna ignored Anthony.

Anthony: Purple one I still don't like?

Luna: Are you talking to me? It really seemed like you were, but I was hoping you weren't.

Anthony: You're the one who wears purple. What are you, color blind?

Luna: Yes.

Anthony: …..Sorry I said that then. So what does being color blind mean? I used to think it meant you see in grayscale. But then my mom told me it means you mix up red and green. All that did was make me have a harder time understanding it. I've seen YouTube videos made by color blind people who made it more clear to me. I once read something on the Splatoon subreddit that added to my knowledge on the subject. Then there's the cotton candy guy on Gumball who just made no sense. But what's your color blindness like? Is it like one of the ones I said or do you have some unique, really, really rare kind?

Everything Luna sees appears as different shades of purple to her.

Luna: Shut up! My color blindness is none of your business!

Luna walked away.

Anthony: Wait. I wanted to ask you a question.

Luna: You lost your chance, dude.

Lynn Sr.: I can ask her for you later if you want.

Anthony: Thanks. Ask her if she'd be willing to be in a competition against me where I'm on a team with my friend Whatshername and she's on a team with my friend's friend Sasha and two people both named Corrin on the 19th.

Luan: The 19th? That's the same day as Stairs Con!

Anthony: I KNOW!

Lynn Sr.: What's the competition?

Anthony: I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET!

Lynn Sr.: Oh, I see. Now, about this piece of paper you gave me. Will Rita really stop being angry if I punch her in the face?

Anthony: It says these cures, the other ones being laying on a couch and getting amnesia, MIGHT work and that more than one happening at the same time MIGHT increase their chances of working. It says so right there. Didn't you read it?

Lynn Sr.: If we don't know for sure if it'll work, I don't know if I wanna do this.

Anthony: Then I'll do it for ya'!

Anthony went over to Rita.

Anthony: SHORYUKEN!

Rita fell to the ground because Anthony punched her.

Anthony: Apparently me doing Street Fighter moves on you people is something we do.

Anthony looked at Lynn Jr. and pretended to do something to her.

Anthony: HADOKEN!

Lynn Jr.: …..That's really weird even for you.

Anthony: You just don't know what I'm referencing.

Lynn Sr. went over to Rita and helped her up.

Lynn Sr.: Are you okay, honey?

Rita: I'm fine. But I can't believe I made Lily and Lincoln stay home. We gotta get back to the house. Lana, are you almost done fixing Vanzilla?

Lana: Not even close. Sorry, mom. If you wanna get Lincoln and Lily, you're gonna have to walk home.

Rita: If that's what I have to do, then so be it!

Camerawoman: It isn't what you have to do. My cousin's a taxi driver. I just texted him, he'll be here in 5 minutes.

Rita: ….…..Okay then.