Me: *dramatic music* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meg {favorite female demon from Supernatural}: What the hell?

Me: What?

Meg: What was the whole evil laugh thingy going on?

Me: Oh. One of my sissies has a bf so my mom threatened him with bodily harm from my oldest sis. I compared her to Alistair{expert torturer in hell} and then I wanted to be her assistant but I didn't want to be Dean and torture her so she said we would be Crowley{new king of hell} and Cas{angel that keeps coming back to life}. I wanted to be Crowley so yeah! WOOHOO!

Dean: *grabs the colt{a gun that can kill everything except a handful of creatures} and aims*

Me: *smiles* Now, now Dean. Don't do something you might regret.

Dean: *smirks and pulls trigger*

Me: *falls down*

Sam: DUDE! You KILLED the AUTHOR! Now what the hell is going to happen to us?!

Me: *twitches and then jumps up* Relax Sammy. *spits out bullet* Dean can't kill me that easily. *evil grin*

Dean: *aims and keeps shooting*

Mai:TheUnquietDead DOES NOT OWN ANY RIGHTS TO THE RESPECTIVE SHOWS{ie: Ghost Hunt and Supernatural}


She braced herself for the confrontation on the other side of the door and opened it. The office still looked the same. Her desk was still in the hallway, looking the same as the day Mai had left it. The doors to the office's in the back were closed like always. "Can I help you?" a familiar yet deeper male voice asked her. Mai looked over into the eyes of Yasu and the SPR irregulars(Bou-san, Ayako, Masako, and John). She smiled a small smile and said "Hello everyone. It's been quite awhile hasn't it?" The result of that question? PURE MAYHEM. Everyone stared at her in silence for almost a full minute then cried out "Mai!" at the same time and rushed to give her a hug. Bou-san reached her first and crushed her until Ayako hit his head with her purse to make him let go. John and Masako hugged her next and then Yasu jumped on top of the three of them causing them to fall to the ground with a large slam. The door to the dark overlord's office opened immediately. "How many times do I have to say that this is not a cafe! Yasu, stop goofing off and get back to work!" Naru barked at them angrily. Mai looked up at him and glared. "That's not very nice Mr. Davis. You have to have some respect for your employees." She said coldly. Naru's eyes narrowed at his real name as he stared at her. "Who are you?" He demanded. She laughed humorlessly. "I knew you were a cold-hearted bastard but I never thought you would become senile too. Maybe when I punched you I hit you too hard hm?" His eyes widened at that. "Mai?" He said surprised. She smirked at his expression. "That's my name and don't forget it!" She said childishly. Naru tried to school his features into one of indifference while his eyes held all of his mixed emotions. "Why are you here Taniyama-san?" Mai lost her childish tone and took on a serious demeanor. "It's about the case you accepted yesterday." Everyone looked at her because of her serious tone and words. "You can't go on it. What these clients are asking for is too dangerous for you guys to handle. You're going to get hurt or worse, killed." She said staring straight into Naru's eyes. "You have no idea what we can or cannot handle Taniyama-san. You haven't been here for 4 years, I doubt you know what we can handle." Naru smirked. Mai sighed. "I knew you would say something along those lines but I still wanted to get you guys a warning for what's going to happened on site. Now I gotta scram, got to pick up some supplies." She got up and walked to the door, stretching her arms behind her head. "Oh, before I forget! If you guys need to get ahold of me ask Lin, he knows how to do that." She walked out the door before anyone could ask her any more questions. 'Mwahaha! Take that Lin!'


Me: I AM THE CHILD OF THE ARCHANGEL GABRIEL AND THE DEMON CROWLEY! PUNY MORTAL GUNS CAN NOT KILL ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dramatic lightning* Wait a minute...Both Crowley and Gabriel are it's so who's my mom and whos my dad? *goes into corner to think about it and starts muttering incoherently*

Bobby {favorite old hunter}: She's broken boys!

Naru: Good. Now maybe this sorry excuse for a story will be forgotten.

Me: *pops up behind Naru* BOO!

Naru: *jumps up a couple feet*

Me: *laughs like insane asylum inmate on the floor*

Naru: *glares and starts gathers PK power*

Me: Oh shit. *jumps up and starts running away*

Naru: *runs after*

John: Please review while we try to save the author...