Every Mothers Nightmare Part 7

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He Ain't Happy

Sparda had been away for several days, Eva wasn't worried about this because her husband was sometimes away for several stretches of time.

She had just settled into bed when Vergil and Dante came tearing into the room and unison said, "Mama there's a bad man in our closet."

She grabbed her shotgun from under the bed and stomped down the hall followed by her sons, pointing at the closet door she opened up both barrels, paused and reloaded and emptied the gun again, turning the closet door into a splintered mess.

Vergil looked at her and said, "Mama you terminated that bad man."

Eva replied, "I did indeed and if he's still alive in there he ain't happy."

A voice whimpered from the other side of the door, "You are correct. I ain't happy."

Sparda managed to step out of the closet and groaned, "I wanted to surprise the boys, and wound up being the one surprised. I guess I should count myself lucky you didn't use Ebony and Ivory."
Eva sighed in exasperation, "Boys don't touch him until he's cleaned up, and as for you…" She pointed at her husband, "You know where the bandages are.