How can me and Rayman be a couple? We have nothing in common!Luigi thought. Rayman isn't a human, and I am. We don't have the same hair, or the same clothes. AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A NECK OR LIMBS FOR GOODNESS SAKE! How can we be a couple? This thought bothered Luigi all night. I wear a hat, he doesn't, I'm scared of the dark, he isn't, I just saw him outside a few minutes ago. Maybe I should go to sleep.

The next morning

Link's POV:

Wait...are Rayman and Luigi going to be a couple? I mean, last night, he told me they had nothing in common, except for the fact that they are both guys.

Rayman has a fear of spiders, Luigi has a fear of spiders...they do have another thing in common. Luigi just doesn't realize yet...

Back to the narrator...

Banjo screeched because he couldn't get over the fact that Rayman pecked Luigi on the cheek with his nose.

"When will you stop!? I'm trying to make breakfast!" Megaman said right before the oven was on fire.

"THE OVEN'S ON FIRE!!!!!" Rayman hollered in a way that sounded like screaming.

"Good morning, Rayman-wait, HOW THE HELL DID THE OVEN CATCH FIRE!?" Megaman asked, shocked, confused, and terrified at the same time.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Sonic wailed. "FIRE! MY BUTT'S ON FIRE!"

"Lead this to the legendary hero swordsman!" Link said. Link splashed water onto the oven. Due to the fact that the oven is electric, it increased the smoke and fire in the house.

Then Kazooie put out the fire (on the oven and Sonic's butt) with a fire extinguisher. "Good riddance, have you morons heard of a fire extinguisher?"

"Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!" Link shot back.

"I couldn't find one!"

"Don't mind me, I'm going to see Luigi" Rayman said before he left.

A few minutes later...

"Rayman, do we have anything in common, other than the fact that we're both guys?" Luigi asked Rayman.

"I don't know-" Rayman said, not being able to finish when he heard Luigi's screaming.

"SPIDER!!!!!" Luigi shrieked. Then Rayman shrieked. Then they both shrieked.

"Wait...Luigi I think we found something in common.

We're both scared of spiders."

"Yeah..we did..." Luigi said with a slight chuckle.

"So, what do you say about hanging out at the oak tree this afternoon?"

Rayman nodded.