"So...why does Shulk always get in our busine-"
Luigi didn't finish when Shulk came along out of the blue.
"Hey, y'all! Look at the gay tree!" Shulk said, partially gay-shaming Luigi, but not Rayman.
"Hey, Shulk, wanna know something you didn't know about yourself?" Rayman asked.
"What?"Shulk wondered.
"You're just jealous because you don't have a lover yet at all because nobody wants to love a gay-shaming, horrible, heartless person who throws kittens off of cliffs for humor and fun. And also, you're not sexy. Nobody thinks you're sexy and you are just jealous of that, so you want revenge by easedropping on people's conversations and gay-shaming bisexuals for money, because that is who you are. Deal with it, bro."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH SNAP!!!!" Pacman said, right before he fell out of a tree in shock.
Shulk had the guilty face that men make when very hot laidies reject them.
"Looks like Rayman roasted you to the bone." Sans punned. "Seriously, he roasted you to a solid stone." Sans punned again while holding a stone. "Ha, I rhymed! Papyrus, I rhymed for the first time! Hey, I rhymed again!"
"Okay, enough with your puns and rhymes." Shulk said, angry how Rayman won the arguement. He walked away in such a sashay sass manner.
Link and Sonic walked in, wondering what the commotion was.
"Guys, it was crazy! Rayman roasted Shulk!" Megaman announced to Link and Sonic.
"WHAT!?" Link yelled while Sonic spat out his coffee in shock.
"Good for you, Sans!" Papyrus said, sarcasticly.
Papyrus' POV:
Welp, that's gonna create a wreck, I thought to myself.
Sans' puns are annoying enough, now rhyming will add to it only so much. What's next? Singing through a toilet paper or paper toilet roll? I was right. Sans is now singing through a paper towel roll, but not only that, but banging frying pans, too. Why do I have an annoying brother?
Luigi's POV:I'm pretty sure that wasn't a roast, I'm pretty sure that he was standing up for me. I mean, Shulk did gay-shame me a little. Rayman was standing up for me. That's how I see it, but everyone else sees it as a burning roast that couldv'e given him roasted fever.
I'm not sure why.
