Papyrus' POV:"Hey, hey, I'm the god so you are WRECKED! I don't care if you're upset. It's not like I care, it's not like it's fair, I'm never scared cuz I'm the GOD!" My annoying punny brother sings through the toilet paper roll. It's not that he is singing in general, he is surprisingly good at it, unlike me. It's just how long he does it.

And he is never gonna stop.

Rayman's POV

Why does everyone think I did it to roast Shulk? I didn't do it to roast him, I did it to stand up for Luigi. He's my...friend. I'm his friend. (That's a lie)

Sonic's POV:

"Alright, when will we sail this ship-"

"NEVER BANJO!"

"Why not?"

"Because that is GAY!"

Shulk and Banjo were in an arguement about if Rayman and Luigi should be a couple. It seems that Shulk has a problem with the fact that Luigi and Rayman are bisexual.

Back to the narrator...

"Hey, Weegee, why so gay? Hey, Weegee! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" Mario is ALSO annoying his little brother (Luigi), coincidental that Sans is already annoying his brother (Papyrus) by singing through a paper towel roll, even though Mario on the other hand isn't doing that.

"Bro, when will you shut up about it?' Luigi asked Mario, he would damn well desire for Mario to shut the hell up.

"Neeeeeever" was Mario's reply. "Why are you gay?" He asked Luigi with a slight hint of angry tone in his voice.

"Why? You don't need to know, bro. Just drop it. I'm not telling you. I don't care if you have a problem with that. You probably saw what happened a couple days ago. If you did, you should know why."

"Alright, fine." Mario said with a heavy sigh. "Even if you don't tell me, I'm going to find out."

"Whatever, bro. I'm just gonna go see Rayman."

"Okay."

Mario got an idea as soon as Luigi left. Luigi has a diary, so maybe I can read that to figure it out. Simple.

So he decided to read Luigi's diary.

Bingo Mario thought as soon as he found evidence reading Luigi's diary. Maybe I'll keep reading. This is interesting

2 and 1/2 hours later...

"Bro, I'm home..." Luigi said before finding his diary in Mario's hands.

"... How...did..you..." Luigi then ran to his room, crying silently from embarrasment."Luigi, wait! Where are you going?" Rayman asked.

Maybe I should put this back now, Mario thought, not realizing Luigi found him reading his diary.

When Mario went into Luigi's room, he saw Luigi crying in a corner. "Luigi, what's wrong?" Mario asked.

"Why do you need to get involved with my life!?" Luigi yelled, at Mario.

"Nice going, Mario." Mario looked behind himself. "Look what you did." That was Rayman that said that.

Rayman shoved Mario a little so he can hug Luigi.

"Thanks, Ray..." Luigi said.

Rayman's right. I shouldn't have said that.

The next morning

Mario heard a notification from his phone. It was a text message from his friend Sonic.

The text coversation

Sonic: I think you should apoligize to Luigi.

Mario: For what?

Sonic: For reading his diary last night. Rayman said that Luigi told him that he cried all night.

Mario: Right... I forgot about that...

Sonic: You really owe him an apoligy.

Mario: Okay, fine.

Mario: Wait, Rayman TOLD you!?

Sonic: Yep, now go apoligize or forget about your spaghetti.

(End of text conversation)

"Luigi, I'm sorry for reading your diary last night. Do you forgive me?" Mario apoligized.

Luigi gave Mario a hug and forgived him.

Meanwhile...

"NAAAAAAH TEVANYAAAAHH"

"Sans OMG when will you QUIT!?"

"You used to called me on my cell phone."

"AAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!"