A/N: (Dede42 is giggling over Roleplayer48's reviews when there is a knock on the door.

Dede42: Come in.

Sir Hiss: (enters the writers studio) Hello, are you Dede42?

Dede42: I am and you're Sir Hiss from Disney's Robin Hood. Here to help me finish the idea that Roleplayer48 came up with?

Sir Hiss: You know about that?

Dede42: Of course, I just finished her review, and when we're done writing this, you and I are going to rescue Pinkie Pie from Timon and calm him down.

Sir Hiss: Of course.

Dede42: Great, now let's get to work.

*So...yeah as we said before, after the scene/deleted prologue with PJ and the Dragon, then most of the MLP episode (Dede42's fanfic) goes on as normal through chapters 1-2. So this is...pretty much chapter 3 rewritten to add in Prince John but it still counts as a deleted scene. Anyway, here we see the Mane Seven (i gotta get used to saying that considering everyone always says the Mane Six) staring at the dragon's cave...how exactly do they know this is the right cave? Simple. There's a huge sign above saying ''DRAGUN'S HYDE OWT! DIS CAYVE IS MYNE!'' And as you can probably tell the Dragon hasn't taken spelling if you're wondering why it's spelled wrong.*

Twilight Sparkle: Alright ponies. Here's the plan. Rainbow Dash. I'm gonna need you to use your wings to clear the smoke.

Rainbow Dash: Yes maa'm! (Flies up to where she needs to clear the smoke)

Twilight Sparkle: Sunrise, Rarity and Pinkie. I'll need the three of you to come up with a distraction to distract the dragon in case things get ugly in there...

Pinkie Pie: (getting excited) Ooh! What would you like us to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?

Rarity and Sunrise: What?

Twilight Sparkle: I really don't think that would apply to this particular situat...

Pinkie Pie: (now wearing a hula skirt as an all too familiar song starts playing) Luao! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Sunrise...

Sunrise Blossom: Wait what?

Pinkie Pie: ...here because she is a treat! Come on down and dine on this tasty...

Timon: (pauses the scene) Time out! Hold it right there! I gotta stop here! Pinkie Pie stole my hula song! SHE STOLE MY HULA SONG! PINKAMENA DIANE PIE! WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I AM GONNA LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!

Pinkie Pie: (appears outta nowhere) Somebody call?

Timon: (starts beating Pinkie up) YOU YELLOW BELLIED LITTLE STINKER! (Pumbaa and Sunrise are cringing at what's happening to poor Pinkie)

Pinkie Pie: OWOWOWOWOWOWOW! No! Not the grenade! NOT THE GRENADE!

Timon: Yes the grenade! YES THE GRENADE!

(Huge explosion! Yep it got that violent. Poor Pinkie is now badly injured and bruised and beat up.)

Pinkie Pie: (meekly) Ow...pain. Hurting. Coma.

Timon: (calms down) Okay you two. I'm all calm now I've got that out of my system.

Pumbaa: You didn't have to get THAT violent with Pink...

Timon: Shut up! She stole my hula song!

Sunrise Blossom: Let's just keep watching and change the subject.

Pumbaa: Good idea. (Unpauses the scene)

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! We don't need you to do the hula to distract the dragon! It's just stupid and unnecessary.

Sunrise Blossom: Yeah. Besides, I think I've heard that song and idea somewhere before from watching a film me and Twiley watched as fillies. Meh. I'll worry about that later.

Pinkie Pie: Well in that case, I have another idea for a distraction! (Gets a squeaky rubber chicken...for what distraction she was gonna do with that...ask her yourself, Dede42.)

Twilight Sparkle: Oooooooooooookay. AJ, have you got some apples to use as a weapon in case the dragon attacks?

Applejack: Ah sure do, Sugarcube! (Reveals apples)

Twilight Sparkle: Good. But just in case we don't need the distraction or apples, we'll need Flutters here will do whatever she needs to do to wake him up and and get him to understand why he needs to go. Are we ready ponies!

All (except Fluttershy): Aye aye Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: I can't hear you!

All (except Fluttershy): AYE AYE TWILIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...

(Suddenly the scene switches to the Spongebob intro)

Pirate: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Kids: Spongebob Squarepants!

(Cut back to Timon, Pumbaa and Sunrise watching in the cinema again)

Timon: What the? Spongebob?! What does HE have to do with this?! And why is the theme song playing?

Sunrise Blossom: Pumbaa, I think you might be sitting on the remote again.

Pumbaa: Well I can't help it if I keep mistaking it for brownies! (Presses button and we cut back to what got rudely interrupted...and I'm not bothered to write Fluttershy revealing she's afraid of dragons so...SKIP AHEAD!)

Twilight Sparkle: Come on Sunny. Since Fluttershy's too frightened to help us right now, you're gonna have to help me convince the dragon leave politely.

Sunrise Blossom: What am I supposed to say to him?

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know but I...i...i...(realises that they're staring face to face with the sleeping dragon sleeping on a pile of treasure with a familiar Disney villain)

Sunrise Blossom: Man that thing is huge!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. I think I'm about to see why Fluttershy's too scared for this job. (Notices Prince John) Wait, who's that with him?

Sunrise Blossom: It sort of looks like a lion with a crown on his head. In fact, he looks awfully familiar! If I didn't know any better I'd say...(gasps) P-P-Prince John?!

Twilight Sparkle: Who?

Sunrise Blossom: Prince John! King Richard's older brother! You know, from Disney's Robin Hood?

Twilight Sparkle: I've never even seen that movie!

Sunrise Blossom: (shouts as quietly as she possibly can) WHAT?! How can you not have seen that film?

Twilight Sparkle: Well we didn't have it on DVD when we were fillies unlike our other films.

Sunrise Blossom: Oh...right. Well, it just recently got released on DVD by Disney a few days before you first came to Ponyville and almost everypony has seen it and loved it!

Twilight Sparkle: Well can you fill me in on how bad this Prince John guy is?

Spongebob French Narrator: One brief explanation of Prince John later...

Sunrise Blossom: And yeah. That's about it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, what's he doing here then? I thought you said when King Richard returned, he got locked up in the royal rock pile.

Sunrise Blossom: He DID. But I think somehow he escaped!

Twilight Sparkle: Well this is just GREAT! Now we have TWO problems to sort out! And how exactly am I going to convince Prince John and the dragon to politely leave if when one of who we're dealing with is an escaped criminal?

Sunrise Blossom: I'd say a bit of interrogation would do the trick. Come on.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh sister, I hope you know what you're doing!

Sunrise Blossom: Relax Twi, I got this.

Sunrise Blossom sneaked past the sleeping dragon, not wanting to wake him just yet, and made her way up to the ledge that Prince John was lounging on, counting out a sizable pile of diamonds.

"54, 55, 56, 58…" Prince John counted, enjoying himself immensely as he moved the diamonds he counted to a different pile that was slowly growing. 'I should've run off with the dragons a long time ago. Let my stupid little brother have the kingdom, I have jewels!' "…62, 63, 64, 65-"

"Excuse me," said Sunrise Blossom and the ex-prince jumped. "Sorry, didn't mean to scare you," she said politely. "But are you Prince John?"

Prince John, whose fur was standing on end, quickly smoothed his fur down and faced the orange unicorn, raising his eyebrows since he'd never seen a unicorn before. "Who and what are you?" he demanded.

"My name is Sunrise Blossom and I'm a unicorn," Sunrise Blossom replied. "Are you Prince John, future king of England?"

"Why yes, yes I am," Prince John responded, straightening and beaming. "You've heard of me?"

The orange unicorn nodded. "Oh yeas, and I heard that you're close to defeating the outlaw Robin Hood."

"Why yes - I was," Prince John answered glumly, sinking to the ground with a dejected expression on his face. "I almost defeated that confounded outlaw, but he outwitted me instead, and my little brother, Richard is now the king of England."

"Why that's just horrible!" Sunrise Blossom exclaimed, sitting next to him. "What happen?"

Prince John regaled her about his many attempts to take out Robin Hood, especially how he raised the taxes so much that he'd had most of the inhabitants of Nottingham locked up when they couldn't pay the taxes, and that he was certain that he would win when Robin Hood robbed him blind while he was sleeping. "…my home got burned down, I broke my mother's mirror over the head of my former aide, Sir Hiss, and when Richard returned, he had me locked up in the Royal Quarry while he married my niece to Robin Hood!" He began crying and sucking on his thumb.

"I can't even begin to imagine how hard it's been for you," Sunrise Blossom said empathically, patting him on the shoulder with one hoof. "But how did you end up in this cave with dragon?"

"A whole bunch of dragons flew over the kingdom and some jewels fell from this dragon's claws," the ex-Prince explained, sniffling as he shared with how he saw the word "Equestria" on the jewels and convinced the dragon to take him so that they could share the jewels. "…and with so many jewels, I can't lose!" he concluded happily and then looked at the diamonds. "Of course, I'll have to recount those diamonds again."

"Well, I'll let you get back to that and see you later," said the orange unicorn, climbing back down while the ex-Prince went back to counting the diamonds.

Twilight Sparkle was on the verge of freaking out when her twin returned. "Well?" she asked quietly. "Why is he here?"

"Apparently when the dragon migration were flying over England, this dragon accidentally dropped some jewels that landed on Prince John's head, and apparently Equestria was written on them, so he convinced the dragon to take him with him and share the jewels," Sunrise Blossom explained to her sister. "I think we need to get rid of Prince John before we deal with the dragon."

"How do we do that?" Twilight Sparkle questioned.

"Don't worry, I got an idea."

Some time later, Prince John climbed down from the ledge to grab an armload of emeralds to count next, when he smelled something delicious coming from the opening of the cave. 'Ooh, could that be roasting mutton?' he wondered, and followed the smell to the cave opening. Peering out, he couldn't see anything on the plateau, so he kept following the smell around a giant boulder. He frowned when he saw that the smell was coming from an open bottle. "Huh?"

Suddenly a large sack was shoved over his body and he was knocked to the ground. As the ex-Prince screamed like a little girl and struggled to get out, Applejack quickly tied the opening shut, and high-hoofed her friends. "There! That oughta hold him until we can get him back to England. Wherever that place might be."

"Once we get rid of the dragon, we'll take Prince John to Princess Celestia," said Sunrise Blossom, "and she should be able to help us return him to England and prison."

A/N: (Dede42 finishes typing and looks at Sir Hiss.)

Dede42: So, what do you think?

Sir Hiss: Oh, that's just wonderful! (And he falls over, laughing.) It's perfect!

Dede42: Great, I'll post this and then we can go rescue Pinkie Pie from Timon before he does something to her that he'll end up regretting. (She looks to the camera.) I hope you enjoy this, Roleplayer48. Later!

R&R everyone!