(Suited For Success: Deleted Scene 1: Alternate opening/brief documentary on dresses with a certain narrator. (Suited For Success: Deleted Scene 2: Rainbow Short Term Memory Loss Dash!)

*So here we are at that same cinema that Timon, Pumbaa and Sunrise Blossom used to watch all these episodes of MLP (with these deleted scenes included along) which is also the same cinema that Timon and Pumbaa used to watch Lion King 1 1/2 (which I thought I should bring up because the latest author's notes from Dede42 recently sound suspiciously like she's watching it for the very first time even though she said she HAS seen all 3 Lion King movies which confuses me) eating bugs and popcorn as Suited For Success begins with an opening title sequence based off all those classic Mickey Mouse cartoons but with Rarity's face at the beginning instead. (Actually someone on Youtube called LooneyTunerIan actually made fanmade MLP intros in the style of those Mickey cartoon openings. Just google up Rarity Cartoon Intro and give it a watch and you'll know what I'm getting at with these alternate opening titles for Suited For Success.) Then after staring at the words Rarity for a few seconds like how in those old Disney cartoons you'd stare at either Mickey's, Donald's or Goofy's names for some seconds, we cut to a title card that says "Suited For Success: Featuring a brief documentary on the history of dresses from John McLeish (the original voice of the narrator from the Goofy "How To" cartoons).*

Narrator: This episode of My Little Pony Generation Four and a Half (obviously a parody of the title Lion King 1 1/2) involving Rarity and her love for dresses and dress making is brought to you by a brief history of dresses and clothing. In the beginning, clothing (also known as clothes and attire) is a collective term for garments, items worn on the body. Clothing can be made of textiles, animal skin, or other thin sheets of materials put together. The wearing of clothing is mostly restricted to human beings and is a feature of all human societies. The amount and type of clothing worn depend on body type, social, and geographic considerations. Some clothing can be gender-specific. Physically, clothing serves many purposes: it can serve as protection from the elements and can enhance safety during hazardous activities such as hiking and cooking. It protects the wearer from rough surfaces, rash-causing plants, insect bites, splinters, thorns and prickles by providing a barrier between the skin and the environment. Clothes can insulate against cold or hot conditions. Further, they can provide a hygienic barrier, keeping infectious and toxic materials away from the body. Clothing also provides protection from ultraviolet radiation. There is no easy way to determine when clothing was first developed, but some information has been inferred by studying lice which estimates the introduction of clothing at roughly 42,000–72,000 years ago.

(Quick note from RolePlayer48, yes, a lot of this dialogue and information is just copy and pasted from Wikipedia which I know, I know, you may think is lazy of me to do so but hey, this is something that sounds similar to what the narrator would normally say on those Goofy cartoons. Trust me.)

Narrator: (cut to a screenshot of Rarity's house) Here is the home of a popular dress maker who is known to make a bunch of dresses for these...weird talking horses who live at a town called Ponyville. Carousel Boutique. (cut to the inside of the boutique where Rarity is still fast asleep...snoring). The home of Rarity.

Rarity: (snort) Huh? Wha? Who's that talking? It's too early in the morning to be woken up even if I have to get up and make dresses for the Gala in a few hours.

Narrator: Oh sorry. Didn't mean to wake you. You just go back to sleep.

Rarity: (yawns) Thank you. (Goes back to sleep and begins snoring again)

Narrator: Yes. Rarity. The Element of Generosity. Most of the time anyway. The pony who has a superb talent and habit of dress making. For those who don't know, a dressmaker is a person who makes custom clothing for women, such as dresses, blouses, and evening gowns. A dressmaker is also called a mantua-maker (historically) or a modiste.

(Yep. More information from the Wikipedia to use for the Narrator's dialogue because why not?)

Rarity: (wakes up again) Huh? What? Hold on there. (removes sleep mask and then gets out of bed) Now, who are you? (tries to find the source of the voice) WHERE even ARE you? What brings you to my abode? And what's all this about dressmaking and dressmakers? Who are you even talking to? And why wake me up earlier than the time I normally wake up? I mean, I know I DO have to be up early in order to make dresses for the Grand Galloping Gala for myself and my friends but...

Narrator: Oh. I do beg your pardon. Where are my manners? My name is John McLeish but you can just call me the Narrator.

Rarity: The narrator of what?

Narrator: The narrator of all those Goofy cartoon shorts from many years ago.

Rarity: Who's Goofy?

Narrator: What do you mean "who's Goofy"? You mean you've never heard of him?

Rarity: No.

Narrator: And you haven't seen ANY of the cartoons him and me made together over the years?

Rarity: Oh darling. I'm far too busy with my career as a dressmaker to be watching TV or DVDs or cartoons or that sort of thing. I mean, I know everypony else does 'cause they have TV and DVDs, and my friends Twilight Sparkle and Sunrise Blossom said they have a collection of DVDs from they're childhood at each other's homes. But anyway, what are you doing in this house?

Narrator: Well, being perfectly honest with you, even though honesty is supposed to be Applejack's element, I'm bored.

Rarity: Bored? How?

Narrator: Well Goofy hasn't really been doing anything recently that involves things that I used to teach him how to do as much as he used to the past years and decades we made cartoons together to show our audience. He's been busy with his friends at some sort of mouse clubhouse or something. I've been really desperate for something to do or for things to go back to the way they used to.

Rarity: Hold on a minute. Audience? So, why visit me and act like you're narrating a tutorial on dress making? I mean, there's no audience here.

Narrator: Actually on the contrary, my darling Rarity, there is. Can't you see these cameras?

Rarity: Cameras? What cameras?

Narrator: These cameras. (Shows her a camera looking down at her from the ceiling) Did you even know there are cameras around Ponyville and inside ponies' homes?

Rarity: Isn't that an invasion of privacy? And how did any of us not notice these at all?

Narrator: Pinkie notices them (which explains her ability to constantly break the fourth wall throughout the show) and I wouldn't exactly say it's an INVASION of privacy. I mean, how else do people in studios make movies and cartoons?

Rarity: Uhh...

Narrator: Just set up cameras everywhere people go, take the footage to the studios and presto, have it made! Anyway, because of boredom, I thought I decided to try and visit other people and try and do the same things I did with Goofy with them. Hence why I'm here and talking about dresses.

Rarity: Oh I see. That explains things. (yawns) Well, I suppose I can let you stay and do...whatever. But you did wake me up pretty early and...(touches her face and gets embarrassed) oh my goodness! I must look a fright right now! Just give me a moment, dear. I simply can't start the day without my beauty regiment!

Narrator: Oh, uh, of course. But I'm sure you'd still look fine without it.

Rarity: Ooh, aren't you a charmer?

French Spongebob Narrator: One lengthy shower later...

Rarity: (now looks like her lovely self) Ta daa! Are you still there, Mr. Narrator?

Narrator: Of course I am, now shall we discuss the dresses you will be making for the Grand Galloping Gala?

Rarity: Of course, let's go downstairs and I will show you around. Eh, is that even possible?

Narrator: Thanks to the cameras, that will be quite easy, Miss Rarity.

Rarity: Oh good.

Rarity (enters her inspiration room) This is where I come up with the designs for all of my designs.

Narrator: Ah yes, the Inspiration room, take in all the kinds of fabrics, designs, the sewing equipment, and mannequins to put the gowns on while assembling them.

Rarity: You are quite good at this narrating business.

Narrator: Thank you.

Rarity: (gestures to seven mannequins that already have the start parts of the dresses on them) As you can see here, these will soon become the dresses for my friends.

Narrator: Yes, and what kind of dresses will you be making for your friends? I sure with each of their different personalities, it will be a challenge.

Rarity: (laughs a little) It can be a bit of a challenge, but those are the best kinds, and I thrive on challenges that involves making wonderful clothes for others, especially for my friends. (she gestures to the mannequin with that had silk that went from dark blue to pale blue) This will be Twilight's dress, which will be a ball gown with a star design in silver with shoes and accessories to match.

Narrator: Ah, so it will be a fitted bodice that comes in at the waist and then flares out to a full, floor-length skirt with lots of volume.

Rarity: Exactly, and dear Sunrise's dress will be the same, only hers will have suns and roses instead of stars.

Narrator: And I'm sure that they both will love the dresses when they are completed. And what of your other friends?

Rarity: For Applejack, I updated her farm duds, as she calls them, to be more fitted for the Gala, and for her, hers will have a Column look to it.

Narrator: Which is a fitted bodice to a narrow, tailored look over the waist and hips, and straight to the floor. No flares, no poofs, and not as fitted as a sheath.

Rarity: Once again you are correct, Mr. Narrator. For Fluttershy, her gown will have a floor-length skirt that will flow across the floor.

Narrator: Almost like the skirt of a wedding dress?

Rarity: Similar. Pinkie Pie will also have a mermaid look with a candy pattern to match her happy personality.

Narrator: Rarity, that has given me a craving for candy.

Rarity: That's the point, darling. Now Rainbow Dash, hers is going to be a challenge, but I think by having her dress be asymmetrical.

Narrator: Which means the bottom of the skirt, as well as perhaps several layers of fabric comprising the skirt, si cut on a diagonal angle.

Rarity: Exactly, and those will be the dresses for my friends.

Narrator: Excuse me, Rarity, but why did Rainbow Dash act like she had no memory of the Grand Galloping Gala? Even though she has a ticket for it from Princess Celestia?

Rarity: Oh that. Well, sometimes Rarity tends to forget important things and it may have to do with the number of crashes over the years. All that crazy flying she does isn't very healthy you know.

Narrator: I have thought the same thing with all the accidents that Goofy has suffered over the years when we were doing the How to… movie shorts together. Thank you for your time for this session, Miss Rarity.

Rarity: You are quite welcome and please come around again if you desire more information about dresses.

Narrator: I will be sure to do that.

A/N: And that's a wrap! R&R everyone!