A/N: I just got another deleted scene from Roleplayer48 that had me rolling around on the floor, laughing, and I'm glad I was able to cheer him up. Yes, I did mention Simba and he won't be playing a big role in the revised story this time around. I'll be rewriting a few upcoming Dr. Whooves stories that I've written, too.
Enough of that, time for a deleted scene of Rarity vs. the Diamond Dogs!
Rarity: ...I am a lady and I wish to be addressed as such. So either call me ''Miss'', ''Rarity'' or ''Miss Rarity''.
Rover: OH SHUT UP WITH THE WHINING ALREADY! IT'S HURTING MY SOON TO BE NON-EXISTENT EARS!
Rarity: Whining? WHINING?! I am NOT whining! I am COMPLAINING! I shall COMPLAIN whenever I want! You're just a bunch dumb dogs with lack of brains and ideas above Equestria!
Spot: (Looks up in confusion) I can't see any. Where are they?
Rarity: Uhh...any what, darling?
Spot: Ideas above Equestria. I can't even see the skies but I'm guessing they're empty right now.
Rover: Like your lack of brains, Spot!
Spot: Hey! I don't have a lack of brains! Wait...what's brains?
Rover: Ha! I rest my case! Now as for you, pony, no whining OR complaining!
Rarity: You do realise that despite your protests, I'll still keep complaining no matter what, right? In fact, I'm gonna show you just what a fashionista can really do!
Spot: So what can a fansionista really do?
Rarity: Not put up with stupid dogs for a start!
Timon: (pausing the scene again) Just hold on there one minute. Did Rarity and those dogs REALLY rip off the first scene from a Thomas the Tank Engine episode?
Pumbaa and Sunrise: How so?
Timon: Just watch.
(Timon presses a button on the remote as the scene changes to the first scene from the Thomas the Tank Engine episode ''A Better View For Gordon''...again, if Dede42 never was a Thomas fan growing up like I and others are, please don't hate me for bringing that show up! It's another childhood favorite. Anyway, I think you should all better watch this particular episode that Rarity and the Diamond Dogs were referencing/reenacting unintentionally so you know what we're on about because I'm not typing how the first scene goes for a SECOND time! After watching this particular scene to see if it's true that Rarity and the Diamond Dogs were ripping off Thomas, Timon, Pumbaa and Sunrise pause the scene and look at each other.)
Pumbaa: Maybe it's a coincidence?
Timon: Maybe. Maybe not. (Presses button on remote and we cut back to Rarity and the Diamond Dogs.)
Rarity: But do you want to hear whining? THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS IS WHIN...
(Okay, you know what? I'm skipping past this part. I'm not writing THIS scene. Just read the actual story if you want the whining bit so much.)
Rover: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE STOP WHINING! I'M BEGGING YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
Rarity: Okay. Fine. I WILL stop whining. I'll just play THIS instead. (Pulls out a radio seemingly out of nowhere which probably belongs to the Diamond Dogs)
Rover: Wait! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
(The song on the radio plays Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, also known as the Rick Roll song)
Radio: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND...
Rover: (covers his ears) NO! NOT THAT SONG! ANYTHING BUT THAT! WE'VE ALREADY BEEN RICK ROLLED TOO MUCH ON THE INTERNET ALREADY!
Spot: HELP! I THINK MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
Rarity: Oh I'm sorry. Do want another song? (Turns knob on the radio and the song changes to Justin Bieber's Baby)
Radio: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME! I KNOW YOU CARE!
All Diamond Dogs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rarity: Ooh, how about THIS one? (Changes song to...*shudders* that first song from Shrek that has become an over the top annoying meme!)
Radio: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA...
Rover: ALRIGHT! THAT'S ENOUGH! PLEASE STOP THIS TORTURE! WE'LL DO ANYTHING! ANYTHING! ANYTHING!
(Cut straight to the Diamond Dogs redecorating the castle and fanning Rarity and doing what she says)
Some Dog With No Name: Here's your drink. I hope you choke.
Rarity: WHAT WAS THAT?! (Holds up radio getting ready to blast another cringeworthy song in they're ears)
Some Dog With No Name: YIPE! Uhh...I mean...uhh...I'm...Derek and I'll be your waiter. Here is your royal drink, oh mighty all powerful Rarity.
Rarity: Thank you darling. (Takes a sip) Well, it's hardly sparkling but I suppose it's gonna have to do. Pity. Now everyone, as your royal pony and leader and CEO and uhh...good old fashioned queen, I have but a few simple demands. First, I would like peace and harmony amongst all the lands of Equestria. Yeah, that's good. And second, I would like a million gems to take back to my place so I can use them to make my dresses for Sapphire Shores. Hmm, actually, why don't you give me the million gems first and we'll do the peace and harmony amongst all the lands second? That works out well. Oh yeah, and third, I want a full body coat brushing every morning depending on how long I'm trapped here against my will with a nice stiff bristle brush. Ooh...you know, now that I think about it, why not give me the gems and the coat brushing first and second because they're easy ones and third we'll do all the peace and harmony amongst the lands stuff.
Rover: (pulling the cart loaded with gems) Now just hold on there one cotton picking minute! Why are WE doing this?!
Spot: To stop the horrible whining and the cringeworthy songs from internet memes that ''Miss Rarity'' kept playing on our radio. You know, ''Never Gonna Give You Up...''
Rover: Yes yes, I know, stupid. I don't need to hear that Rick Roll song again for the second time today.
(Cut back to Rarity who is STILL going over her ''few simple demands'')
Rarity: So let's review, shall we? Get a pencil. First, we have the million gems, then the morning coat brushing, the lifetime supply of cartons filled with vanilla oat swirl ice cream, bongo drum lessons, the whirlpool bath...and uhh...what was that last part? Oh! I remember now, the peace and harmony law.
Timon: (pauses the scene...wait, really? Twice in the same deleted scene?!) NOW THEY'RE RIPPING OFF A SCENE FROM ONE OF OUR TV SERIES EPISODES WITH THE WHOLE ''list of demands'' THING!
Sunrise Blossom: Whoa! How do you have such a keen eye for noticing small things? Are you sure?
Timon: Oh, you don't believe me, huh?
(He once again proves his point by showing Sunrise and Pumbaa what he means as the scene changes to a scene from the first Timon and Pumbaa episodes ''Boara Boara''. And since I'm too lazy to say wherabouts in the episode Timon starts the same list of demands that Rarity explained to everyone or to save me the trouble of typing the same dialogue TWICE, just find the episode on Dailymotion and watch it for yourself! So yadda yadda yadda, after proving his point, Timon changes the scene back to Rarity and the Diamond Dogs.)
Timon: Coincidence?! I THINK NOT! Honestly, it's just as bad as Pinkie stealing my hula song and line.
Sunrise Blossom: I'm sure she doesn't mean to.
Timon: SUBJECT CHANGE! (Unpauses the scene)
Rover: Well you know what? Let her make the whining noises! She should be pulling these carts! Not us! Who's with me?
Fido: But won't she play those cringy songs on our radio again?
Rover: Not if one of us takes out the batteries behind her back so she can't use it on us. Now come on!
A/N: Uh oh, so much for the radio defense. Justin Bieber? Ugh! I'm so not a fan of his. R&R everyone!
