AN: (Sunrise Blossom is cleaning up the writers studio, Dede42 is pass out on a couch and covered with a blanket, and Discord is tied to a chair with magical ropes.)
Sunrise Blossom: (sees the camera) Hey, Roleplayer48, as you can seeing, I'm posting the new deleted scene you and I came up with earlier. Turns out that the reason Dede42 went bonkers with her postings earlier is because a certain some pony thought it would be funny to give her one of my energy potions. (she shoots the spirit of chaos a stern look.)
Discord: How would I know that would do that to her?
Sunrise Blossom: That's because they aren't meant for humans to drink.
Discord: Well, how was I suppose to know that?
Sunrise Blossom: (points to the display case filled with all kinds of potions and there is a sign that says "Not for Humans") It says right there!
Discord: Oopsie.
Sunrise Blossom: (shakes her head and covers her face with her hoof for a moment) So, that's why today was so crazy with updates. I hope the stormy weather goes away so that you can be cheerful again, Roleplayer48. Oh, and I did some research, turns out Dede42 has grown up with the original Thomas the Tank Engine, and she misses them greatly.
(Over a Barrel: Deleted Scene 1: You know what, I can't even come up with a title for this one either due to my bad day. Everyone else think of one for me. But enjoy anyway!)
*So this deleted scene for Over a Barrel focuses on everypony getting ready for the train trip to Appleloosa, picking a good enough train, etc etc etc...in the middle of the night...WHAT? Don't look at me like that? It's nighttime after the scene where Applejack reads Bloomburg a bedtime story even thought THAT scene shows it's still daylight but that must be a few animation errors...why do I constantly interrupt my own deleted scenes with my rambling? Anyway, like I said, it's the middle of the night in Equestria. And at the Apothecary or wherever she lives, Sunrise Blossom is fast asleep in bed dreaming of Sunshine and Lollipops and Rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what she feels when she's why am I singing Lesely Gore's Sunshine and Lollipops song all of a sudden? Anyway, you get the point! That's what Sunrise is dreaming about right now. Suddenly, there is a loud knocking at her front door!*
Sunrise Blossom: (snort) Huh? Wha-? Who touched my DVD collection? Huh? (Hears the knocking again) What the? Now who on earth can by knocking at my front door at THIS time of the night? Especially when I was having a wonderful dream that I think Pinkie often has about Sunshine and Lollipops and Rainbows, everything that's wonderful is how i...(another loud knock at the door stops her from singing that song any further) alright! Alright! (Heads down the stairs very wearily and sleepily until she opens the front door to reveal...) Fluttershy? What the? What in the wide world of Equestria or any other place for that matter are you doing here so late at night? Don't you know what time it is? I was having a wonderful dream about Sunshine and Lollipops and Rainbows, every...
Fluttershy: Oh goodness. (Blushes) Umm, so sorry for waking you up so early...and interrupting your singing...
Sunrise Blossom: Wait, I was SINGING?!
Fluttershy: It's just that...well...Applejack told us all to wake up because we're going on a train trip to Appleloosa...
Sunrise Blossom: What? At THIS time of night? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Fluttershy: Come on Sunny. I suppose I should better explain things to you on our way to the train station.
Spongebob French Narrator Guy: One extremely long weary sleepy walk to the train station and brief explanation from Fluttershy later...
Fluttershy: So you see, as a gift for her cousin, Applejack is going to be taking one of her favorite apple trees whom she named Bloomburg.
Sunrise Blossom: Okay, one) why a tree of all things? Why would a tree make a good gift? And two) Bloomburg? What kind of name is that?! Who names a tree Bloomburg?!
Fluttershy: I don't know. Why did your sister decide to name her doll from her childhood ''Smarty Pants''?
Sunrise Blossom: Touché. Wait, how do you know about Twilight's doll...
Fluttershy: Oh hey look! Here we are!
(Yep. Here they are indeed. The train station...What? They live literally not THAT far from the train station! Of course they'd all be there in a quick matter of time! I didn't build Ponyville and where everything goes! Stop looking at me! Anyway, Applejack and everyone else is waiting for the train to arrive.)
Applejack: Howdy, you two! Mighty early, huh?
Sunrise Blossom: Hey. I'm not used to being up so late at night.
Pinkie Pie: Are you sure? We've been up all night a few times before in the past, right?
(Note from RolePlayer48: she is referring to the episodes in the past involving everypony being up so late at night like Return of Nightmare Moon or Boast Busters or whatever...)
Pinkie Pie: Uh hello? Are you gonna answer me or have you all forgotten?
Rainbow Dash: Hey uh, speaking of forgetting things, WHERE IS THAT TRAIN?!
Twilight Sparkle: I don't know. Let's ask this guy.
Pinkie Pie: You mean the pony with the mustache?
Rarity: Pinkie, I believe you'll find that the correct word is conductor.
(Another note from RolePlayer48: Nope. Rarity is wrong. Here in the UK where I live, conductors are called guards. What? It's true! Stop giving me disapproving looks and glares!)
Twilight Sparkle: Excuse me Mr. Conductor. But where's the train?
Applejack: Yeah! I got a gift to give to everypony in Appleloosa to deliver here!
Rarity: (through gritted teeth) That she treats like a child!
Moustached Pony Conductor Whatever: Well, if you must know so badly, the train for Appleloosa had tipped over when it was being pulled out of the yards and needs fixing...which of course takes a long time.
(All ponies just groan in frustration)
Moustached Pony Conductor Whatever: And the stallions who pull these trains have gone on strike declaring that pulling trains like how ponies pull carts is a stupid idea and just plain abuse and labor to them when they can just DRIVE trains like human train drivers can like on cartoons I'm sure many of you are all familair with.
(The Mane Seven groan even MORE frustrated than before)
Moustached Pony Conductor Whatever: And that is pretty much the only train in Equestria we ever use to get to places far away and there aren't any more in the world available...okay, well there are but they're too busy on they're own railways to help US in our time of need.
Rainbow Dash: Surprise. Surprise. AJ, I told you this whole trip was gonna be a huge pointless disaster! (Tries to do an impression of Sir Hiss from a certain Disney movie) But no, no, no, you didn't listen.
Rarity: (sarcastically) Oh well. What a shame. Come on girls. Back to beddie bye!
Moustached Pony Conductor Whatever: HOWEVER…
Rarity: OH COME ON! I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP SO BADLY!
Sunrise Blossom: (nearly on the verge of falling alseep herself) So do I. I don't know how much longer I can stay awake.
Moustached Pony Conductor Whatever: A human friend of mine at a railway called Sodor...
(Yet another note from RolePlayer48: Hey! Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends were all probably gonna be a part of this series replacing all of the Equestria trains anyway due to that show also being a part of my childhood! Again, if Dede42's not a fan of that show or never grew up with it, don't hate me for it!)
Moustached Pony Conductor Whatever: ...agreed to lend his engine he calls ''Gordon'' to help out for the job.
Rainbow Dash: (bursts out laughing) Gordon?! Who names a train Gordon?!
Rarity: (cracking up from laughter herself) I know, Rainbow! Why don't you ask the pony who named a TREE Bloomburg?!
Applejack: (sarcastically) Oh hardy har har. Very funny.
Sunrise Blossom: Well gee, I can't think of any trains who would be called Gordon...unless of course you mean...
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Ooh! That big blue tender engine Gordon who loves to pull the express and hates pulling trucks/freight cars (trucks were renamed freight cars in the US Thomas narration for some weird reason) from that cartoon show about talking trains that Sunrise and Twilight's watched on they're DVDs from they're childhood?
Sunrise Blossom: Wait? You mean YOU'VE watched Thomas the Tank Engine too?
Pinkie Pie: Yep.
Rainbow Dash: Okay seriously. How many more cartoon characters from our DVDs we all have at home are gonna eventually turn out to be real and exist in this world? I mean, first there was that weird lion prince from a Disney adapted Robin Hood film and then there's that meerkat and warthog from some film about lions that's SO boring that Sunrise has met that one time after getting hopelessly lost in the Everfree Forest! How much more are there?
Sunrise Blossom: It's a question that's gonna have to remain unanswered for now, Rainbow. Anyway, how on earth did your friend/Gordon's driver manage to convince Gordon to pull a train filled with us talking horses that he may find weird? You know how he'll only care about pulling the express rather than any other job, right?
Moustached Pony Conductor Whatever: Well you see...
Spongebob French Narrator Guy: Flashback...
Narrator (Thomas and Friends Narrator): Okay so, it was yet another beautiful day on the Island of talking trains on a railway or somewhat. Thomas was out on his branch line pulling his two faithful coaches Annie and Clarabel, Percy was pulling the mail, James was at home in the shed NOT working boasting about his bright red coat of paint just to annoy everyone...
James: Hey Narrator! I can hear you ya know!
Narrator (Thomas and Friends Narrator): And Gordon was in the yards bragging about when he used to go to London.
Gordon: When I was young and green...
Duck: Oh not this again!
Gordon: I remember going off to London! Do you know the place? The station's called Kings Cross...
Duck: Gordon! Just shut up! I am NOT about to have the same conversation with you like last time when that weird train with no face came to visit! London is Paddington! Also, didn't you already TRY to go London to prove it was still King's Cross after we had this conversation last time?
Gordon: Well yes I did but it wasn't Kings Cross anymore. They changed it to St. Pancreas.
Duck: So why are you bragging about London again?
Gordon: My driver has a film about London called ''Basil The Great Mouse Detective''.
Duck: Why did have to ask?
Gordon: He wouldn't stop saying how good that film was and that everything took place in London and it made me want to start bragging again about Kings Cross again. Kinda makes me wish The Fat Controller...
Duck: Sir Topham Hatt to you!
Gordon: ...had installed TVs or DVD players in our sheds so that we don't miss out on what good stuff they've been watching!
Duck: Well how would we put the discs in the DVD player? WE DON'T HAVE HANDS! WE'RE TRAINS!
Gordon's Driver: Hey Gordon! Guess what?
Gordon: What?
Gordon's Driver: The Fat Controller has asked to take a special train to London again!
Gordon: No thanks! If it's not Kings Cross anymore then I'm not interested...
Gordon's Driver: Ah but they've changed it back to Kings Cross now and that's what the special train is for! To celebrate giving the station name King's Cross again!
Gordon: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go! Hop in then Driver! (The driver jumps in the cab)
Gordon's Fireman: Well, did Gordon fall for it? We're not really going to London after all.
Gordon's Driver: Yes. It was the only thing I could come up with to get Gordon to pull something that ISN'T the express so that we can get him to help the ponies in Equestria who don't have a working train at the moment.
Gordon's Fireman: Why Gordon of all engines though? Why not anyone else who's always been annoying...like, oh i don't know, maybe JAMES?!
Gordon's Driver: Oh. Guess I didn't think that through.
Spongebob French Narrator Guy: End of flashback.
Moustached Pony Conductor Whatever: And before you ask, yes, Gordon's Driver has told the signalman to change the points to a differnet track which takes them to Equestria instead of London. He should be arriving any minute...(hears Gordon's whistle) oh! There he is now!
Gordon: (pulls into the station with his coaches) Phew! This has turned out to be a long trip! It's already nighttime! But at least i made it to London and King's Cross...(notices his surroundings) wait a minute! This isn't London! (Notices the ponies standing on the platform)
Pinkie Pie: Hiya Gordon!
Gordon: Oh the indignity! I've been tricked by my own driver to pull a train filled with those annoying talking multicoloured horses from that girl show that's been around since the 1980s! Oh the shame of it! The shame of it!
Applejack: Well it's about time. Come on, ya'll.
*Everyone boards the train trying to find a car with seven beds to sleep in while Applejack loads up Bloomburg in some luxurious parts of the train...which is a private car that has now just been attached to the back of the express coaches by some train driving pony.*
Gordon: Wait what? I have to have one of those weird triangle shaped break van things that Casey Jr has on the back of HIS circus train? Okay, this is just insult to injury here! I'm an express engine!
Gordon's Driver: Ah shut up and get going! Everyone's already onboard and the guard has already waved his green flag and blown his whistle.
Gordon: Oh alright fine! I suppose I'm just gonna have to do as I'm told whether I want to or not! Better start heading off to wherever these dumb idiots need going! Oh, I do hope everyone else back on Sodor doesn't find out about this! They'll never let me hear the end of it! (Heads off)
(End of deleted scene. Out of ideas here.)
A/N: Are you going to untie me anytime soon, Sunrise?
Sunrise Blossom: Not until I get this place cleaned up, and you've apologized to Dede42 when she wakes up.
Discord: (pouts) Fine. R&R everyone!
