A/N: (Timon enters the writers studio with his torture devices and looks around.)

Timon: Where's Fluttershy? I have a bone to pick with her.

Dede42: I think she's with Roleplayer48 right now, and I know for a fact that the White Rabbit isn't offended by Fluttershy borrowing a part of his catchphrase.

Timon: She did steal his catchphrase!

Dede42: Did not.

Timon: Did too.

Dede42: Did not!

Timon: Did too!

Sunrise Blossom: (walks in and shakes her head when she sees them arguing) Oh boy…


(A Bird in the Hoof: Deleted Scene 2: Bring On The Spongebob References Because Why Not?)

*Fluttershy has just been let in by Twilight and Sunrise who weren't at all pleased at Celestia's guards for refusing to let her in. I mean, they can understand they're doing they're job but come on! Fluttershy doesn't handle harshness from royalty that well! Seriously Celestia, why not get guards that don't refuse to let ponies like Fluttershy into places? If I had my way I'd replace your guards with Nutsy and Trigger from Robin Hoo...where am I going with this?*

Fluttershy: Well Twilight, I made it. Despite being late from looking after one of my pet mice...and helping a white rabbit who's catchphrase I may have stolen find a burrow back to wherever he comes from.

Twilight Sparkle: Ah that's okay, Fluttershy. We're just so glad you finally made it here.

Sunrise Blossom: Yeah. After all, this brunch just wouldn't be the same without you. We hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. The others certainly are. (Gestures to Pinkie Pie who is stuffing her face inside a chocolate fountain, Rarity wanting to eat something but worried that it'll stain her gala dress that she's wearing...for...some reason...and Applejack is having a TON of trouble deciding what to eat first. Brave yourself Dede42. The Spongebob references are a coming your way!)

Applejack: Uh...which is the salad and which one's the appetizer again? And what in the hay am I supposed to eat first? The spaghetti? The turkey? The soup?

Pinkie Pie: Oh hey Applejack! I have an idea! Why don't you ask this? (Holds up a Magic Conch Shell from a certain Spongebob episode "Club Spongebob")

Applejack: Uh Pinkie? What the hay is that meant to be, sugarcube?

Pinkie Pie: The Magic Conch Shell. You know, from Spongebob? I got it at a souvenir store.

Applejack: Pinkie Pie darlin', I really don't want to have to say this to ya, but that is just a toy. How can that possibly help me decide what to eat?

Pinkie Pie: (gasps) Applejack! We must never question the wisdom of the Magic Conch! The shell knows all! Go on! Ask it something!

Applejack: Alright, alright! I'll humor you. (Takes the conch from Pinkie) Uh, hello there. Magic Conch, uh, I was wondering... uh, should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?

Magic Conch: Neither.

Applejack: Oh. Then how about the soup?

Magic Conch: I don't think so.

Applejack: (becomes annoyed) Can I have ANYTHING to eat?

Magic Conch: No.

Applejack: NO?! WHAT DO YA MEAN NO? I'M STARVIN' HERE!

Pinkie Pie: (takes back the Conch) Oh here! Let me try! Magic Conch, could Applejack have some of this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?

Magic Conch: No.

Pinkie Pie: Hmm. Could I have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?

Magic Conch: Yes.

Pinkie Pie: Alright! (vacuums in the sandwich and burps) Sorry Applejack.

Sunrise Blossom: Are those two REALLY reenacting a scene from a Spongebob episode we all may have watched before?

Fluttershy: I don't know. Are they? I can't tell. I don't watch that show very often. I'm always too busy with my animal friends to watch TV or DVDs.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, you and your tender loving care of little animals. I just know Princess Celestia is gonna love that about you. At least, I hope she will... I mean, of course she will! Why wouldn't she? (Hysterically nervous giggling)

Sunrise Blossom: Breathe Twi, breathe! Calm yourself before ya pass out or something.

Twilight Sparkle: (calms down immediately) Sorry.

Fluttershy: Wow, Twilight. And I thought I was the only one who got nervous at social gatherings.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, it's not that. I just want the princess to approve of my friends. That's all. Nothing more, nothing less. Why would you think I'd be nervous? (Becoming nervous again) I'm nervous! If i was nervous I'd be sweating. I'M NOT SWEATING NOW AM I? (Yes she is.)

Fluttershy: (not amused) Um Twilight? You DO realize that the Princess HAS met all of us before, ya know?

Sunrise Blossom: She's got a point there, sis. You act as if it's her first time meeting them but it's not. Defeating Nightmare Moon was the first time meeting us and you weren't nervous about that then.

Fluttershy: Plus, don't you and your sister here write letters about us to her anyway?

Twilight Sparkle: But this is the first time she'll be meeting you all up close and personal. (No it isn't. Remember the ending of Return of Nightmare Moon?) And I want everypony to make a good first impression.

Sunrise Blossom: Okay Twilight. Seriously. Do you honestly think that if somepony misbehaves in front of Celestia, she'll send said somepony to the moon for a thousand years or lock them up in a dungeon somewhere or hang them like how Prince John wanted to hang Friar Tuck as punishment?

Twilight Sparkle: (Nervous laugh) Umm...no?

Sunrise Blossom: You DO think, that don't you?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! And you're supposed to be my twin sister or an Element of Harmony? CALM. DOWN.

Twilight Sparkle: But...

Fluttershy: Yeah relax, Twilight. Nopony's perfect. Besides, it's not like the fate of Equestria is at stake or anything, it's just a casual breakfast visit. So what if our friends' manners' aren't their best? I doubt Princess Celestia will even notice.

Twilight Sparkle: Ya sure she won't notice that?! (Gestures to Rarity still telling ponies to keep anything that would ruin her Gala dress away, Pinkie eating like crazy and Applejack who is still...um...being Squidward?)

Applejack: (still arguing with the Magic conch) Could I have something to eat?

Magic Conch: No.

Applejack: Could I have something to eat?

Magic Conch: No.

Applejack: Could I have something to eat?

Magic Conch: No.

Applejack: Can't you say anything else but no?

Magic Conch: Try asking again.

Applejack: (asks excitedly with a grin on her face) Can I have something to eat?

Magic Conch: (in a very insulting, sarcastic-like tone) No.

(Applejack starts getting enraged)

Celestia: I say Applejack. Are you feeling alright?

Pinkie Pie: Maybe we should ask the shell if she's okay. Ooh, by the way, ya gonna eat that cupcake?


A/N: This is Sunrise Blossom and I did eventually get that Magic Couch away from Applejack so that she could finally eat something.