A/N: Sunrise Blossom here and the hysterical laughter you're hearing in the background is Dede42 rolling around on the floor from laughing so much from this here deleted scene. So, I'll be posting it on her behalf.
Lyra: What's so wrong with wanting to be human? They're awesome! (she tires to hide a certain potion behind her back.)
Sunrise Blossom: (magically takes the potion away) Says the pony that keeps trying to steal my potions.
Lyra: I wasn't stealing I was just - um…Yeah, I was trying to steal it.
Sunrise Blossom: (rolls her eyes) Anyway, here's the deleted scene that you came up with, Roleplayer48.
(A Jungle Misadventure: The ONLY Deleted Scene: King Louie Finally Sings His Song...Along With Other Weird Stuff)
*So, after the monkies FINALLY manage to ponynap Derpy (because they FAILED miserably the first time being the banana brains they are), we cut back to the ancient ruins where King Louie is...well...lounging on his throne, waiting impatiently for his monkey slaves to return with one of the two ponies while humming a merry little song to himself...and wasting a perfectly good banana just so he could wear the peel on his head like in the movie...HOW STUPID IS THAT?! Anyway, here come the monkies carrying our poor muffin loving friend into the sort of kinda but not really a throne room because it's outdoors you get the idea!*
Monkey With No Name For Some Reason 1: Ha ha ha! We've got her, King Louie!
Monkey With No Name For Some Reason 2: Yeah. Don't worry, bro. We didn't let her escape our grasps this time. Want us to drop her down or bring her down carefully and safely?
King Louie: Meh, that takes too long. Drop her down. It'll be quicker.
Monkey With No Name For Some Reason 1: Well, alright then.
Derpy: (voice muffled due to the gag in her mouth even though the monkies never gave Mowgli one) No! Wait! Don't! (Too late! They drop her!) Qw! That hyrt!
King Louie: (confused) I'm sorry. What was that?
Derpy: (inaudible muffled gibberish)
King Louie: Yeah, I don't understand a word she's saying. Hey you two!
Both Monkies With No Names For Some Reason: Yeah, you're highness?
King Louie: Don't call me that. I ain't THAT royal. What's with the gag in her mouth? I didn't order you to give her one! You never gave Mowgli one when I sent you to go bring HIM here, now did I?
Monkey With No Name For Some Reason 1: Oh. Well, unlike last time when she got away, we thought of a sneakier solution to grab her when she wasn't looking.
Monkey With No Name For Some Reason 2: Smart, huh?
Derpy: (struggling to breath, tries to get the gag off her mouth desperatley)
King Louie: Oh for the love of Man's Red Flower. Remove the gag before she suffocates already!
(The no named monkies do just that and Derpy is freed and now able to talk properly...and breathe.)
Derpy: Thanks. That's much better. Now, who in the hay are you, you...weird...talking...orange monkey thing?
King Louie: That's orangutan to you, missy.
Derpy: Oh. Sorry. I can never tell monkies apart.
King Louie: Nah, that's alright. Sometimes we can't tell each other apart from what sort of monkies we are either. Anyways little lady, my name is King Louie, the king of the jungle. Who are you?
Derpy: Um...the name's Derpy. Derpy Hooves. Uh, why exactly did your monkey henchmen or whatever you royal people call them take me away from my friend, Dr. Hooves?
King Louie: Huh?
Monkey With No Name For Some Reason 1: Uh oh. I knew we were forgetting something!
Monkey With No Name For Some Reason 2: Just shut up before we get into troubl...
King Louie: YOU IDIOTS! YOU WERE MEANT TO BRING BOTH THOSE PONIES HERE! GO BACK AND GET THE OTHER ONE AT ONCE!
Both Monkies With No Names For Some Reason: YIKES! Yes sir. Right away sir. Of course sir. Hallelujah sir.
King Louie: JUST GO! (The two no named monkies flee) Sorry for shouting there, Miss Derpy. I asked my two, er, ''friends'' to bring both you and your friend over here. I didn't think they'd be idiotic and dumb enough to leave him behind though.
Flunkey Monkey: Well, they ARE a couple of no named idiots, King Louie.
King Louie: So is everyone else, Flunkey! You're lucky you're the only one besides me around here who DOES have a name!
Derpy: (laughs nervously until she spots the TARDIS) Uh, not to sound rude or anything, but why do you have that blue box?
King Louie: Hmm? Oh, you mean that thing? The box that you both arrived in? Yes, I know that you and your friend used that thing to bring you both here to the jungle. And I think you can help me out here with a little problem I've been having for a long while.
Derpy: Me? Help you? How?
King Louie: Why, by helping me in the final step to becoming a human, that's how!
Derpy: Wait. YOU want to be a human? And I thought my friend Lyra Heartstrings back in Ponyville had a human fetish of some sort. But, why exactly do you wanna be a human?
King Louie: Well, if you must know, I'll lay it on the line for you.
(Well, here comes the song. Here goes nothing!)
Now I'm the King of the Swingers, oh, the Jungle VIP,
I reached the top and had to stop and that's what's bothering me.
I wanna be a man, Derpy, and stroll right into town,
And be just like the other men, I'm tired of monkeying around. Oh,
Oobie Doo!
I Wanna Be Like A Hu-u-uman (It's the only thing I can come up with)
I wanna walk like humans, talk like humans, too-o-o.
You see it's true-u-u!
An ape like me-e-e
Can learn to be hu-u-uman too-o-o.
(Instrumental break as King Louie pretends to play the trumpet. The monkey with the white/gray hair that carries the green leaf around/Flunkey Monkey does the same only to annoy King Louie the same as how that happened in the movie. You know how that part goes so I'm skipping ahead until after the instrumental break.)
Derpy: Uh, I'm still confused here, King Louie sir. I mean, this IS a pretty catchy song, but this doesn't explain why you want to be a human so badly like one of my pony friends back at home.
King Louie: Oh, sorry there. Got caught up in the moment with my trademark song I sing to pretty much every mancub the drops by the jungle. You see, humans are very clever at making something very special otherwise known as Man's Red Flower.
Derpy: Uh...what? Is that like Poison Joke or something? Because if it is, then you're making it the wrong color. It's blue, not red.
King Louie: What? No. It's not like that at all. I just...
Flunkey Monkey: Psst, wouldn't it be less confusing to her if you just said you wanna learn how to make fire instead?
Derpy: Oh! Is that what Red Flower is? Well, why do you wanna make fire? That's extremely flammable and could kill you if you're not careful.
King Louie: What do you think I am? Stupid? I ain't planning to set the whole jungle on fire if that's what you're assuming. I want to learn how to make fire as it will signal me that I am human and not an orangutan anymore.
Flunkey Monkey: (whispers in Derpy's ear) Which is even more stupider than it sounds.
Derpy: (trying not to laugh at Louie's absurd plan) Do you REALLY think making fire, a dangerous flammable thing, will help you become human?
King Louie: Yup. And I'm one hundred percent cement that with the help of this blue box here, I'll finally be able to take the final step.
Derpy: (after a long awkward silence, finally breaks into hysterical laughter while rolling around on the stone floor) I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I really shouldn't laugh but - but- that's the silliest thing that I've - I've - I've ever - heard! (Continues her hysterical giggle fit)
Flunkey Monkey: Told ya it was stupid.
King Louie: Hey, who's side are you on, Flunkey? I ain't silly or stupid! I'm serious! I WANT to be a human!
Derpy: But you're reasons for wanting to be one are so silly, it's - it's - it's hard not to laugh! (Laughter continues)
King Louie: Oh boy. This is gonna be a LONG afternoon, isn't it?
(End.)
A/N: And there you have it. Lyra, get away from my potions cabinet before-!
(All of the potions fall out and explode on the floor, and this fills the writers studio with colorful smoke that makes them all cough.)
Lyra: Oops! (coughs violently)
Sunrise Blossom: (uses her magic to open the windows and get rid of the smoke.) Nice going, Lyra, like there isn't enough smoke in the air from those darn fires.
Lyra: Sorry.
Dede42: Uh, Sunny, we have a problem. (And all three are very colorful. Lyra looks at herself, screams, and faints.)
Sunrise Blossom: Great, just great.
R&R everyone!
