Chapter Three: Don't Tell Piper

Cole pulled Paris up and she looked down at what she suddenly realised was Phoebe's body.

"Oh crap." She mumbled to herself. "What the hell have I done? Piper is gonna be so mad." Unfortunately, she hadn't mumbled quietly enough.

"Phoebe? Have you gone crazy or something?" Cole joked, covering up his concern for his fiancé.

"I - I need to go upstairs! I need to talk to Paige and Phoebe - I mean Paris," Paris stammered, almost giving her stupid mistake away. It must have been the potion, she thought to herself.

Cole was left alone in the basement, confused at Phoebe's sudden change in behaviour.

~~PO4~~

"Guys!" Paris shouted. As she came up from the basement she could see her body and Paige on the ground. "Guys! Are you ok?" she continued, rushing over to help Paige up.

"Phoebe?" Paris' body asked.

"What?" Paige's body asked.

"Oh my God!" Paris' body said. "Paris? What have you done?"

"Me? I haven't done anything!" Paris in Phoebe's body insisted.

"What the hell has happened?" Paige's body asked.

After a lot of shouting at Paris' body from Paige's body and then a lot of shouting at the real Paris in Phoebe's body, the three youngest Charmed Ones were able to work out who was in whose body.

"So," the real Paris started. "I am Paris in Phoebe's body, Paige is in my body and Phoebe is in Paige's body?"

"We really need to fix this." Paige said, "I have a date in a few minutes with Mr Cowan's son and I really doubt he would want to go with what looks like my baby sister."

"Hey! I am not a baby." Paris insisted.

"Paris, be quiet, you've caused enough trouble already. And Paige, what do you mean, we? Paris was the one who did it, she should fix it." Phoebe demanded.

"But I don't know what I'm doing!" Paris yelled.

"OK, fine." Paige started. "I'll help you fix it Paris, and Phoebe, seeing as you're me for God knows how long, you're going to have to go on my date for me, as me."

"Fine." Phoebe agreed, not pleased with the fact that she would have to go on her sister's date. She kind of felt bad for Paris though, she had no idea what she was doing and her, Paige and Piper weren't helping at all.

"Please don't tell Piper! She'll kill me and hate me more than she already does!" Paris begged her sisters.

"Piper doesn't hate you, sweetie, she is just trying to help you learn." Phoebe assured her.

"But we won't tell her, don't worry. You're just going to have to be Phoebe for the next few hours. I hope you're good at acting." Paige agreed.

"Thanks guys, you're the best!" Paris said. Phoebe and Paige just looked at each other as if to say "how the hell are we going to fix this?"

Just then Cole came in from the basement.

"I hope I'm not interrupting anything ladies?" he asked.

"No!" Phoebe in Paige's body assured him.

"Good. Phoebe, are you coming down to practice more with me?" He asked.

"Practice what?" Paris in Phoebe's body asked.

"Course she is." Phoebe in Paige's body said, shoving her body towards Cole.

"She's going now, aren't you Pheebs?" Paige in Paris' body asked.

~~PO4~~

After about 15 minutes of fighting with her brother-in-law-to-be, Paris was getting tired and fed up. She was surprisingly good at fighting but Cole didn't say anything because, of course, he thought she was Phoebe. For a second, Paris let her guard down and Cole knocked her to the floor.

"Ouch!" Paris cried. Cole helped back to her feet and told her to continue fighting.

"I can't," she explained, thinking of a reason to get out of fighting this ex-demon. "I twisted my ankle." was the best she could come up with.

"Phoebe, if you're fighting with a demon, he's not going to give you a break or stop fighting you if you say you have a twisted ankle." Cole explained.

"I don't care! I want a break!" Paris demanded, forgetting to act like Phoebe.

"Phoebe? What has gotten in to you? You sound exactly like your kid sister!" Cole exclaimed. Of course she did, that's exactly what had gotten into Phoebe.

"Oh shut up Cole, you're pushing Phoebe way too hard anyway!" Paris shouted. She ran up the stairs to the kitchen, not caring if Cole didn't see her limp.

Once again, Cole was left confused in the basement. Something was up with Phoebe and he was going to find out.