This is bizarre. I fought off a monster. Well, Wolfgang fought it off, but he used my body. My body. The one that lost blood, that sustained a concussion, that was so tired from running it could barely walk. And it fought a monster. Am I more powerful than I thought?
I have kept the barbs from the creature, and I have fashioned them into a weapon, like that of a scythe. I have used this scythe to skin this creature, returning a purple, frog-like hide. I sampled some of its meat, but it tastes fatty and smells of death, so I have left it alone.
Despite this hidden power of mine, I should not be making a habit of unconsciousness. For this reason, Wolfgang will be remaining under lock and key unless there is an emergency. I am making progress towards the mountains, but my limbs sting so much and my stomach is screaming for food. I wish I had taken some meat from that monster. Awful as it was, anything is better than starvation.
Urgh. This land is so barren. Even after two hours of walking, I have found only dusty earth. At least I did not encounter another monster, but I have encountered nothing at all. I need to get back to the mountains, I need to create some sort of home. I cannot wander for the rest of my days. I must create a place to survive. Else I will be unable to get home, unable to see Jennifer and Maxwell and my dearest Charlie.
Ooooh, puny man found cute girly named Jennifer? Wolfgang may beat puny man to punch on that one.
Oh my what? No! No! Wolfgang, that is my sister! What are you...ew! Wolfgang, not alright! Not alright at all! Willow, I thought I told you to keep him down!
It seemed harmless!
Well it really was not! That is disgusting!
Well if puny man cannot have her, Wolfgang has no competition.
You are a part of me for Heck's sake! She is either your sister or your aunt, and if we make it back home I am forbidding you from talking to her!
Puny man cannot stop true love.
Dude, you don't even know what she looks like.
Exactly! All you know of her is name and that she is my sister! You should have no feelings to her at all!
Wolfgang is-
Ok, that's enough of that. Willy, focus on walking.
Thank you willow. That was getting disgusting.
Well, that is a disturbing revelation. Wolfgang is not allowed to talk to my sister, under any circumstances, ever. Nor is anyone to tell him who my sister is. Keeping that a mystery to him is the best course of action.
The sun is starting to set. I have gathered a few more bits of dry wood for a fire, and I am settling in for the night. The day seems to have been uneventful. My strength has not returned, but I hope a good sleep will fix that, among other things.
Is that? I can hear howling. It is getting closer. Wolfgang, I need you now.
Wolfgang does not want to help puny man.
What, why?
Puny man not let Wolfgang meet love of life!
Wolfgang, she is your sister!
Wolfgang have no sister!
Yes, you do! Please, just stay out and keep guard!
Wolfgang not guard dog! Wolfgang am big grizzly, and Wolfgang want girl!
Well, we cannot get the girl if neither of us is alive now can we?
Wolfgang will survive.
No, you- oh my god whatever.
Wolfgang refuses to help, I am on my own. Crud.
