Romania decides to drop by to see Fem!Norway, but she just had a shower...
The warm water flowed soothingly down her back, relaxing her muscles that were tense from a long day of paperwork, meetings and that stupid damned Dane. Ah, yes. This was a normal day for Norway, poor girl.
The blonde signed as she stepped out of the shower and wrapped a fluffy towel around herself. She looked around only to huff in annoyance as she realised that she had left her clothes on her bed. Opening the door, Norway walked out, coming face-to-face with Romania, a friend of hers.
Romania stared at Norway in shock as his eyes slowly started to wander down her body. Norway's face heated up as her annoyance scale was over loading to major 'pissed off' levels. She opened her mouth and let out a loud - slightly high pitched - scream.
Romania's eyes shot out of his skull as he saw a small but deadly foot invade his vision.
~(O.O)~
Meanwhile, downstairs was different story.
Denmark was whining about the slap mark on his face that hurt because of Norway, Finland was helping him ice it, Sweden watched his wife and Iceland just started to shake his head, secretly finding Denmark's pain funny.
That all changed when they heard the scream.
"Was that Norway?!" Finland asked worried.
"Don't worry, Norge! I'll save you!" Denmark yelled jumping up.
Sweden grunted and followed along with Iceland, whom was worried for his sis- Norway. Totally not his sister, pffft, what are you talking about? And he wasn't worried, either! What?! Stop looking at me like that! It's true!
Anyway…
The group ran up the stairs and towards the only females room, only to be stopped as something crashed through the wall.
"Romania~" a sadistic voice sang. The other Nordic nation's looked into the room just as Norway walked out, only wearing her towel. She also appeared to be dragging Denmark's old axe behind her.
Denmark's eyes widened as his nose started to bleed, Finland's face became bright red and Sweden tried to avoid looking at Norway, a small blush on his face. Iceland only smirked, not even affected in anyway by his siste- NORWAY'S, display of her body.
Norway's face had an evil smile placed on it, "Any last words~?" she asked, lifting the axe above her head.
How the fuc- not important.
Romania screamed as the weapon came down on him and used his magic to teleport himself away, his terror filled screeches still being heard all across Europe.
Norway's face returned to it's normal deadpanned expression as she looked at the others, "Hello, just teaching Romania a lesson." dropping the axe, she then turned on her heel and headed into her room, the broken wall fixing itself after her. Iceland snuck in behind her.
Three out of four Nordics stood frozen as the other left to Norway's room, remembering to knock before entering, as to not end up like poor, poor Romania. Denmark, Finland and Sweden were now scarred for life, which kinda sucks because they're nations.
Poor losers...
~(O.O)~
"Did you have to scare everyone like that?" Iceland ask the woman that laid on his chest barely awake. It was a hard day, Norway deserved to be pampered.
"Mmm hmm…" she trailed off, slumped on her brother.
There they were, peacefully sprawled out on the large bed, the comforter resting overtop of them, the siblings were just enjoying the warmth of each other. A truly beautiful relationship between them.
"Hey, Ice." Norway mumbled a few minutes later.
"Hmm?" Iceland hummed in question.
"Call me big sister." she demand completely seriously.
...Well, they tried to be peaceful, at least.
"NO!"
[THE END]
