For anyone with arachnophobia I apologize in advance. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy but its all fun in games...
Alec loses his shit.
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Break up prank comments:
Malecforver:When Magnus said "I'm going with you" I remembered the leaned of marriage.
Alecsqueen: lol the boys throwing Alec's hats towards Magnus was adorable.
Malecsmylife: I love how Magnus rides for him. That's real love.
IsabelleLighwood:Awww, you guys are the cutest couple I've ever seen. #marriagegoals
SimonLewis: IsabelleLighwood Really Izzy and what is our marriage Huh? Oh the betrayal.
IsabelleLighwood: SimonLewis of course Simon they are adorable and so are my nephews but I love you the most!
RaphealSantiago: You guys are idiots. Magnus slap Alec would you please, he deserves one for this dumb prank. You disappoint me Lightwood.
MagnusBane: RaphealSantiago Its Lightwood-Bane thank you very much. SimonLewis Sherman don't be upset, SHE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
JaceLightwood: If Clary ever pull something like this I would lose my shit and freak out, but probs bro in law. You handle that well.
MagnusBane: JaceLightwood Thanks Jacey, I'm never leaving my man. Clary would never pull a prank on anyone she's too nice and a real sweetheart.
JaceLightwood: MagnusBane Don't call me that dipshit. I have a reputation.
AlecLightwood: RaphealI love you too Santiago! SimonLewis don't be jealous bro we are cuter, you said so yourself the other day.
SimonLewis: Aleclightwood: Bro! Don't announce that to he world! What's wrong with you going saint the bro code. I need a new bro now.
Will Herondale: Shut up arguing you dorks! Besides everyone know my relationship is cuter than the rest of y'alls anyway.
[Then it was a full battle of the comments with family and fans, very entertaining]
Magnus walked into The Pet Market in Hell's Kitchen to buy a tarantula for his prank on his husband. It was going to be epic and he couldn't wait to get him back for the break up prank. Serves him right for trying to leave his family. Jackass.
"This store is scary as hell." Magnus says into the camera as he walks around the store looking at all the exotic animals in their cases. He was looking for some salespeople, but apparently they were busy helping other customers, which is weird because the store isn't even that big. I mean come on, do you really need two salesmen helping one customer? Nope.
Owner: What's man how you doing?
Magnus: I'm good thank you, what is your biggest spider?
Owner: Our biggest spider is a curly haired tarantula a female, do you want to check her out?
Magnus: Lets do it.
Owner: For sure dude.
Magnus follows the man into the back nearly walking into fake snake skin hanging from the ceiling. He jerked away just in time, scaring himself half to death. He clutched his chest, taking a deep breath as the man said he would bring the spider out for him. Magnus looked around as he waited for the man to come from the back.
All three boys were obsessed with lizards and Magnus promised to buy them one, so he looked at each case trying to figure out which lizard to get for his babies. Anole: was green and had a colorful neck pouch.l and can grow up to 8 inches long. Not really what he was looking for. Leopard Gecko: actually looked like a leopard and can grow up to 11 inches. It had cool looking eyes, but no. Water dragon: had different shades of green skin, and grow up to 3 feet long and required more maintenance than the others. Hell no, they barely had time to get themselves ready with three energetic boys running around half ass naked all the time, dropping their short because they don't like clothes. Just like their Papa. Bearded dragon: are gentle, they enjoy being picked up and eats all sorts of food like crickets, worms, and veggies and grow up to 24 inches long. They were so small and cute, one even mimicked Magnus' hand wave and immediately he wanted him. Yup beardy was going home along with the tarantula. Daddy is going to flip his shit when he see this spider.
"Guys I don't know if this is a good idea, but paybacks a bitch after all the fucked up pranks Alec had pulled on me, the other day was the worst. My heart actually broke a bit. Anyway, I wanted to show you guys who's coming home with me today!" Magnus flips the camera to show them the baby Bearded dragon he's buying and take home today. "So as you all know the boys have been wanting a lizard since they could talk. You've seen their many stuffed animals which all consists of colorful lizards of all shapes and sizes. Ugh what are the odds all three boys like the same animal?"
Magnus faces the camera back to the owner of the shop he found out that tidbit when he cut the camera off.
Owner: This girl right here man is the biggest." He says opening the container that housed the spider. The tarantula say in dirt and looked as if she wasn't real, but she was just chilling.
Magnus: Oh yeah, oh yeah. Why is it so hairy?"
Owner: that's a curly hair so like meant to buy like really really fuzzy. For sure much hairier than normal transform species. Alright let's check it out man." He walks over and places the container on the counter and takes her out like it was nothing. Magnus looked at the camera like 'What the fuck?!' he tapper her and she began to move on his hand saying the spider is sweet and what not.
Magnus: Dude you're crazy, you said it's a sweetie?"
Owner: She's cool man, she's really chilled.
Magnus: okay if you say so, I'm trying to prank my husband back and one of his worst fears is sharks and big ass spiders. Hopefully he won't have a heart attack on me, he's going to freak out. I want to get him while he's showering or using the bathroom locking him inside for at least thirty minutes."
Random customer: Oh my God, I thought I recognized you! You and Alec's pranks on each other and your family members are legendary! And your boys are so cute!"
Magnus: Aww, thank you you're so sweet. Alec will be upset that he missed you, he loves meeting you guys. So tell the Malec family your name and social media accounts so they can follow you and Alec and i can as well." The man says hello to the camera and gives out his social media plugs.
The owner spoke to Magnus about his and Alec's YouTube channel asking them what they did and everything. He explained and showed him one of the pranks he did on Alec a few months ago. The man burst out laughing handing him back his phone. After the two calmed down from laughing Magnus told him he wanted the bearded dragon and the largest tank they had and whatever he needed. He also informed him that he would bring the tarantula back the next day and let him watch the full video after he posted it their channel.
Magnus got the rundown on how to take care of the lizard and tarantula before leaving the store driving back up in upstate New York. Two years ago both Alec and Magnus decided to move into the mansion and use the penthouse when they were in town and was too tired to drive home because safety is important. Plus they needed more room for their many pranks and challenges. Also the kids were growing up and the penthouse was becoming way too small for them, especially with their friends and family always staying over, they never had space to themselves. Then headed out to the car to record the next segment of the vlog/prank.
"Hey Malec family! Hey everyone, how are you doing today? Me? Well, I'm excited because not only did I buy my boys a pet Lizard, but it's also the day I get my revenge on my darling husband from the break up prank he pulled on me the other day, if you haven't seen it go check it out, it was whatever. Though many of you were surprised at my response which I don't know why, I mean come on Alec and I are happily married, why would I let him break our family apart. Nope, not happening EVER!" Magnus rolls his eyes are the camera.
"it's been a while since I pranked Alec, so why not today? And yes people I will be pranking Alec with a real tarantula. Now for those that don't know Alec's fears I will elaborate on them. Alec hates sharks, he won't even get on a boat at a lake. Or go swimming in the ocean, he wouldn't even go for a million dollars. He doesn't even let our boys go anywhere near the water when we visit. He's absolutely terrified of them. Dolphins? He loves dolphins always has, but his other fear is giant spiders. Baby spiders, he wouldn't scream or anything but if it's big enough, he would lose his shit. Remember the prank Jace pulled on him where he place thousands of fake spiders in our bed? You all seen his reaction to that, he nearly killed his own brother," he laughs at the thought of Alec chasing Jace around the house and pushing him into the ice cold pool, fully clothed with his wallet and phone on him and everything. It was a great day. Alec was shaking that while day and wouldn't leave his studio not even to eat, he was so shook it tool Magnus to pacify him out the studio and into his arms.
"So anyway this," Magnus shows the camera the big ass tarantula and squeaks out loud. "This is so messed up." He smirks, "So this is what's about to go down, I told him I was going to get a haircut, which I did as you can see, but I didn't tell him I was getting a tarantula. So before into home, I'm going to bring him some food, it's one of our couple off days were we take off one day during the week and spend time together while our boys are at school. You know, we need some alone time as well." Magnus sends a sly wink at the camera. "And usually after we eat, I don't know about y'all but we use the restroom. I don't know why, it's always happens when we eat fast food. In all honestly we shouldn't even be eating out when my husband is a chef, but he does that everyday and night. Which i understand he needs some time off. But for some reason he's craving chicken sandwiches with extra pickles from chick fil a. And who am into deny my King anything?"
"I thought about taking all the tissue out the bathroom and placing the spider there, but that's way too mean and honestly I wouldn't want shit being in my ass when I'm running for my life, so I'm just going to put it in the shower with him. Now many of you know that he would normally use one of the guest bathrooms if I'm in ours and he goes to the same one all the time." Chuckles and shakes his head. "So I'm going to set the camera somewhere in the bathroom, and take all of his body washes out the shower and I knows he's going to call me to bring him his body wash because he always does. We've developed a habit of leaving our bathroom door open when we shower because our boys either needs to go potty or they want to be in the same vicinity of us. And instead of handing him his body wash, I'm going to hand him this beauty. Oh he's going to hate me for this, I know it. This might be might last prank of he kills me, so if this is going to be my last prank it got to be crazy."
"For those people who can never have fun and take these pranks way too serious, just know i would never do anything to hurt my King. Just like the guy said in the store it's almost impossible for these things to bite you, literally almost impossible. You have to asks them to bite you. So don't get upset it's all fun and games, let's go."
[Next clip: Magnus sets up multiple cameras in the guest bathroom and took out the shampoo and conditioner, along with his body wash]
Alec walks in the bathroom to do his business (Which Magnus blurred out of course) and washes his hands before turning the water on for the shower and stepping inside. Alec put his head under the sprayer and felt around for his shampoo and body wash bottles and lick clockwork Alec called his husband. Magnus was standing by so he could hear him and ignored him until he called his name three times while holding the camera trying to keep his laugh in.
Alec: Magnus! Magnus! Magnussssss!
Magnus: Yes baby?
Alec: Could you bring me my body wash, shampoo and conditioner please? Oh and a washcloth? Thank you baby."
Magnus: Of course love.
Magnus walks out the room, running to get the spider and balancing the camera at the same time. "Guys I'm so scared he's literally going to kick my ass. I'm sorry baby, I love you so much! Okay let's do this guys, can't turn back now." Magnus walks into the bathroom telling Alec he has what he asked for and instead on placing the spider in his hand, he placed it on Alec's shoulder, leaving the room fast as hell and locking the door behind him.
On screen you see Alec screaming at the top of his lungs "Ahhh, OH MY GOD!" falling out the shower, hitting his elbow on the towel rack and taking the whole shower curtain and pole with him. He slips on the floor, the curtain is wrapped around his waist so you wouldn't below the waist still screaming and shaking with fear trying to wipe his shoulder where the spider was crawling. When the tarantula crawls on the curtain Alec abandon it showing his full birthday suit running towards the door screaming Magnus's name.
Magnus on the other hand is laughing his ass off just outside the room holding the door handle, not letting Alec escape. Alec is cursing up a storm trying to open the door, but Magnus isn't letting up. "Magnus I swear to fucking God if you don't let me out this fucking bathroom ima kill You! OPEN THIS GODDAMN DOOR! Magnus seriously please open the door!" Alec shouts voice hoarse from all the screaming he's been doing previously.
Magnus finally opens the door when he heard Alec break down crying. Alec sprints from the bathroom ignoring his husband altogether. Magnus sees the tarantula right where Alec was standing. He felt bad now because the spider was literally by Alec's feet. He picks the tenacula up and placed her back inside the container.
"Okay guys this might have been a bad idea, but I don't feel bad about it. Let's go see where my husband ran off to. He's not going to speak to me for a while, Alec!" Magnus calls his husband walking to their bedroom finding the bathroom door locked.
"Alec honey are you okay?"
"Go the fuck away Magnus!" Alec says with a raspy voice, opening the door with a red teary face. Magnus puts the camera in his face then, Alec glared at the camera with so much hate it made Magnus shiver. "I'm going to get you back so bad it's not even funny. No sex for you tonight or for the rest of your life. I literally had a panic attack, you fucking asshole while you were standing there laughing. Go away Magnus, I don't want to talk to you or the Malec family because they were in on this. I couldn't even take a damn shower, oh just wait. Where did you even get that thing? It's almost big as my hand. For those with arachnophobia if your partner ever pull this prank on you divorce them!"
"I got it from the pet shop in Hell's Kitchen, I'm taking her back today if you want. I mean we can keep it.
"Hell no we're not keeping that shit in our home Magnus! The Lizard is fine, I actually like lizards but get the shit out of our house before we can't find it and one of our boys gets a hold to it. I might die literally. Did you put it away?"
Magnus nods then hugs and kissed his husbands shaky form and apologies. "I put it back in its container do you know anyone that would want a pet spider?"
"No, and if I did I would unfriend them. That was so mean Mags, but it's alright the next prank you're going to cry your eyes out! I already know what I have in mind." Magnus shakes his head kissing his baby's cheek and lips. They spoke for another minute or two before they closed the video out.
"You deserve this for the other day and the prank went as planned and I'm so happy about that. Please be sure to give this video a thumbs up if you want me to try pranking Alec again with a different prank leave it in the comments below. Remember to Like, Comment, Share & subscribe and we will be back for more videos by guys!"
Up Next: Telling Magnus I'm done with YouTube prank.
