AN: New chapter hope you enjoy, had some really good ideas from people that I have included. Just want to say though that the Harry Potter world will not be completely ignored in favour of the Highschool DxD world.
Anyway I have not read through this to many times yet so I might have missed a few mistakes, so I tell me if you see any.
Some may like this story some may not. If you don't like it fair enough, but I would rather you weren't nasty about it as I am doing this for fun and because I enjoy it. But anyway I hope you all enjoy it.
Disclaimer : I do not own any of the things I am writing about in this story.
Chapter 4
(Not so Abandoned Church)
A week had passed since Harry's short meeting with Rias Gremory and her peerage and his coincidental meeting with Sona Sitri or as she is called in school Sone Shitori. Since then, Rias's group had become very wary of him and for good reason. Harry hadn't exactly been sensitive to the feelings of that pawn Issei. Normally he would have just told Issei that Asia was safe. Instead he had been purposely cryptic and generally a bit of a dick and while he did think pretending to be a priest was fun, perhaps he should cool it down a bit as his personality and memories were still merging. Luckily though Harry's relationship with Sona and her group was still good, this probably has to do with him not deliberately antagonising her.
To make things worse, in the meeting he'd threatened to simply have Issei assassinated. This was completely out of character for him, which led to him beginning to realize that something was wrong. So he used his powers and search inside himself.
It didn't take long before he realized the problem: God's emotions.
Well, technically his past life's emotions. When God died at the end of the Great War, he'd had a lot of resentment towards Devils and Fallen Angels and it was still very strong. Now those emotions had returned along with his memories and were beginning to bleed into Harry's current actions, hence his earlier threats and his rather dark sense of humour.
Therefore, Harry sought to solve the problem as best he could. He couldn't just rid himself of his emotions like flipping a switch. They were a part of him and trying to do so would only make him more unbalanced.
Luckily, Harry had already dealt with something similar after the war against Voldemort. He had gone to a Squib psychologist to help him deal with his emotions from the war and had even learned Occlumency to help compartmentalise his emotions and to sort it all out. He employed Occlumency now to help him deal with the emotions from his previous life by understanding the reasons behind it, Occlumency might be a wizarding skill but it was still useful for him.
He started to understand that the reason that God hated the Devils so much was not because of what they were but because of the effect that they had on humans. They encouraged vice, hatred and desire, uncaring as to the effect it had on humanity as a whole. Harry absently wondered how many psychopaths or serial killers were created by Devils fulfilling people's desires again and again until the person felt entitled to whatever they wanted.
The Fallen Angels were similar if to a lesser degree, after all they gave humanity knowledge of things before they were ready for it, messing with humanity's natural growth. Worse yet was that by giving them such knowledge too early, war and death were the inevitable result. A good example was when Azazel gave them knowledge of weapons of war to aid in their hunting. He meant well but by giving them knowledge without the wisdom to use it, he unintentionally damaged their growth.
Even today, humans tended to rush forward, learning things without really thinking of the consequences or repercussions of what they learned. The atomic theory is a very good example; after all it led to the creation of the atom bomb. A devastating weapon that was created and used before the creators were wise enough to understand the dangers of using the weapon, and the damage that could be caused by the technology spreading.
God or as he was going by now Harry had gone to war with them for this very reason. If they hadn't insisted on continuing to interfere in humanity's development, he would have left them alone, probably. Yet they had and eventually, he could no longer stand aside and let it happen.
And in his absence, things had become even worse. Not only were the new Four Great Satans even stronger than the originals, but they had even created the Evil Piece System, an abomination that was even worse than simply fulfilling contracts. They turned normal humans into Devils, which was bad enough especially if they did it without that human's consent. However, what made it worse was that they tended to hunt down Sacred Gear holders to turn to their side.
Sacred Gears had been his creations made out of a portion of his own essence. He had created them after seeing the devastation the War was causing and had thus decided to create something for humanity to defend itself in case the worse happened. The Sacred Gear holders were meant to not only defend humanity from the deprivations of supernatural beings (gods included) but also to help guide humanity to a better future, to allow humanity to reach their full potential.
Yet here were the Devils, poaching the Sacred Gear holders for no better reason than to satisfy their vanity and pride. They could easily repopulate their species with any old human off the street, heck even beautiful men and women, but that was not enough for their pride. No, they had to pick the best of humanity for their own selfish gain.
However, Harry knew he and Heaven were in a bad position at the moment. Even with the System giving the Angels the upper hand, this was easily negated by the existence of Fallen Angels. And with Devils in possession of Sacred Gear holders, much less Longinus users like the Boosted Gear, they had a good chance of actually hurting him if it came to it, maybe even killing him if he remained in his weakened state.
No, he would have to tip the scales further in his and Heaven's favour. He didn't want another War and sincerely wished for peace, especially since he had seen that the Devils had begun to change in the intervening years since his death. Maybe it was the inclusion of former humans in their ranks or maybe it was going to happen anyway, but Devils had become more, dare he say it, humane in the past two centuries.
Regardless of this, if peace was going to occur, it would be on his terms. Heaven could not be the weaker Faction but instead the one calling the shots. Both Harry and God had their pride and neither would bend to the whims of anyone, much less Devils who are clearly in the wrong. He had already taken certain steps to ensure they would be in a much stronger position.
Telling Rias and consequently through her, her brother Sirzechs Lucifer, about the Deathly Hallows was meant as a way to distract them as to what he was truly doing. The first thing he did was close the Gates of Heaven forbidding any of his Angel's from going down to Earth or even communicating with Earth until he said so. This was to stop any rumours of his return from leaking while he built up their forces and their powerbase. After which he created ten thousand new Angels.
It had taken a lot out of him and he'd had to miss school that day but it was worth it. They were even now being trained by their brethren in their powers and being given an education. During the War, new Angels were basically thrown to the wolves like cannon fodder, much to his shame, without any instruction or training. Raynare had been one such Angel and would have died if Azazel his Fallen son, of all people, hadn't saved her. It was probably that that caused her to fall in unrequited love with him and to later Fall.
Unfortunately, none of the new Angels were above six wings in power at the moment, much less Seraph or Archangel Level. Andromeda and Hermione had both joined the ranks of the new Angels as Angels with only one set of wings. He had managed to empower his Seraph even further after assuring their loyalty and they were now all twelve-winged much like Michael. With Michael himself being much stronger as their leader but now any of them could defeat or at least fight on a par with a Satan and Michael could probably go toe to toe with a superdevil if necessary.
However, that was just the beginning. Harry had then changed the System to account for the existence of the Evil Piece System. Now, any Sacred Gear or Holy Sword wielder that was resurrected as a Devil lost their Sacred Gear/Holy Sword. In the latter's case especially, he did not want them in the hands of Devils. The Holy Swords were his own personal creations to help human exorcists stand a chance against more powerful Devils. They had no place in the hands of Devils. And for the Sacred Gears already in the hands of the Devil's he had a plan, the Devil magic that the Evil Pieces gave to Sacred Gears users interfered with his influence over them and thus stopped him from extracting them from reincarnated Devils without doing so personally which would kill said reincarnated Devil.
That was not to say he had no power to influence them though, as he had, now had changed the system which removed Sacred Gears potential to Balance Break and also linked their overall power to the users faith in him God/Harry. Which kind of fucked reincarnated Devils over as they blasphemous and were unable to pray to God without feeling immense pain, meaning that the Sacred Gears in the possession of the Devils would slowly lose their power over time and would eventually become dud as his essence stopped giving them their power.
He was also thinking of creating more Sacred Gears and Holy Swords based on some anime and films he had seen during his time as Harry Potter. It would be awesome to create Holy Swords and weapons like the ones from Fate Stay/Night.
Those were thoughts for another time but for now, Harry was sure that no more Sacred Gear holders would fall into Devil hands and the ones they already possessed would slowly become useless. It was bad enough that Boosted Gear wielder, one of the few Gears capable of killing him at his current level, was now a Devil while Divine Dividing, it's opposite and counterpart, was in line with the Fallen. He might have begun to weaken them but the process would take a while as his power had to compete with the Devil Sacred Gear Wielders latent power. He didn't even know where the other Longinus were, which set him on edge.
Rias had been right in a way. The fact that so many Sacred Gears capable of killing him were unaccounted for did worry him. Harry may not like the fact that he's now God and therefore responsible for billions of people even those who did not prey to him as he was the Primordial God of Creation and Existence, but he didn't want to die. And as he was now, he was very vulnerable for the moment, at least until he regained his full power and his formally mortal body adapted to his true level of power, because as it was at the moment, his physical form would disintegrate if he released even a quarter of his true power.
He may have the memories of being God, but not the skills or the muscle memory. He was trying to fix that by sparring with his Seraph but while he was learning quickly, he had still to beat even Gabriel, the most non-aggressive of his Seraph in physical combat. Still, he should be up to his previous skill within the month if he continued to relearn everything at his current rate. By then, his plans should have taken root and he would reveal his return to the world.
All of this would be unneeded if he could access all 100% of his power. A god's power usually came from their believers and the more followers, the more powerful said god was. Harry himself though was not just the god of Christianity, Judaism, and all their various branches and denominations but he was also first and foremost one of the original four existences and the creator of humanity and the majority of beings on earth. In total, Harry called on the belief of almost 95% of the world's religions and people both natural and supernatural, empowering him far more than any other pantheon.
God of Gods.
That was the title the other pantheons had given him and rightly so. At his prime, only Great Red and Trihexa of 666 as he is sometimes called surpassed him and that only because their power was limitless while Harry's was not. He had been powerful enough to even seal away Trihexa alone, albeit using thousands upon thousands of forbidden seals to defeat his sort of older brother. Yet his power had caused the other pantheons who did not know the truth of him and his origin to fear, especially when he released his people from the Egyptians so easily, the dominating religion of the region at the time. Their fear had reached such a level that they threatened to sponsor the Devils and Fallen Angels against him out of fear.
The reason he couldn't create Archangels just yet was because he was still not at 100%. Before the War, he'd had to seal Trihexa away using thousands upon thousands of forbidden seals. The effort had drained him of the majority of his power. Worse yet, the other Pantheons saw his weakness and looked to take advantage of it (with the exception of Asgard and the Olympians). To prevent this, he signed a treaty with the other Pantheons that bound him at his current level of power, about equal to twice a normal godly king. This eventually led to his death at the hands of the Four Great Satans due to his exhausted state though he at least took them down with him.
The energy he'd used never returned thanks to him signing the treaty with the other Pantheons soon after sealing away Trihexa. To prevent them from joining the Devils and Fallen Angels to kill him in his weakened state, he'd signed the treaty binding him to his current level of power at the time unless certain conditions were met. In return, the Pantheons were bound to not interfere with his "territory" and all those who fell under his religion if not his true domain.
It had been a hard decision but in the end, he would rather have died against the Satans knowing humanity would no longer fall under the cruel rule of people like the Egyptian gods or Aztec gods than risk the other Pantheons interfering and bringing even more devastation due to the war between them. His best friend, Odin, and his girlfriend at the time now ex-girlfriend, Demeter, would have no doubt aided him but that would only have brought war to their people with both the Greek/Roman and Norse Pantheons getting involved. Something he did not wish at all.
It had been soon after the treaties signing that the Great War had broken out, Lucifer and the Satans believing they could win now that he was weakened. Of course, they had been wrong and Heaven would have won the war in the end. After all, how can one win against a never ending army that had the elemental advantage? However, he had gotten cocky and faced all Four Satans at once, wanting to finish it. His arrogance became his undoing and he would have died for good if he hadn't created his reincarnation and Hallows plan as a fall back before the War had fully started.
If Harry had his full power as the God of Gods, then he wouldn't need all this subterfuge to maintain Heaven's superiority. Heck, if he had his full power then not even all the Longinus, Fallen Angels and Ultimate-class Devils combined could give him so much as a bruise, much less kill him.
But he didn't and so he was forced to do all this to boost Heaven's position. By the time any of the other Factions found out what he was doing then Heaven would be in the strongest position instead of the Underworld.
Either way, Harry was very busy as he took his responsibilities seriously. His office in the back of the church was cluttered with thousands of papers filled with ideas strewn about. One wall had a large board with papers attached with the more viable ideas with lines interconnecting a few where some ideas overlapped.
However, by far the worst time-consumer of all was the laptop. Harry had gotten the idea from the movie "Bruce Almighty", where he'd connected the incoming prayers to an e-mail's inbox. Every single night after school, since he didn't need to sleep, he would sit down and read and answer all the prayers. There were never less than a few million at a time and more incoming every second. Luckily, most prayers were either giving thanks or asking for something stupid so he could either skip them or ignore them. However, once in a while he got a prayer from someone in need of real help and he either sent an Angel to help indirectly or went himself, more the former than the latter.
Harry never really understood how much worse other people had it compared to him but he must have been alerted to over a thousand incidences of child abuse in the first night alone. Luckily, all he had to do in most cases was have police get a 'hunch' and investigate to help the child in question. Police had mysteriously gotten much more competent in the last week and justice had gotten a lot harsher, that was for sure.
Harry was currently using the time before going to school to create another Sacred Gear. He was concentrating on the final phase which was giving it physical form when the doors opened and Raynare walked in followed by a happily bouncing and excited Asia. Today both of them would be going to school with him after some asking (read, begging) on Asia's part. He also saw it as a way for Raynare to begin to redeem herself by not only learning to be a normal person by going to school but also protecting Asia.
Both girls paused and their eyes widened at the sight before them.
Between Harry's hands a globe of pulsing yellow light similar to lightning was taking form. The globe seemed to have the consistency of jelly as Harry moulded it for his purposes. There was a flash of golden light and in Harry's hands was a small golden bracelet with a lightning symbol engraved on it. Harry inspected his work for a moment before nodding and placing it in his Treasure Room. He had made his Treasure Room to hold all his newly-created Sacred Gears and Holy Swords until he was ready to release them into the world when he revealed himself. In honour of one of his favourite anime characters, he made it so it appeared behind him much like the Gate of Babylon, with ripples of gold appearing whenever he tossed something in or took something out.
He felt like such a badass. Maybe he should look into making a set of armour similar to Gilgamesh to complete the look? He could even start calling people mongrels and everything! But that would probably get awkward and tacky. Or instead maybe could create his own sword similar to Ea? Every other chieftain god had some weapon to symbolize there domain and authority. Heck, even his best friend Odin had his spear, Gungnir. And don't get him started on the Greeks and their obsession with symbols of power; He wanted something too, dammit! Though instead of Ea he might use the Sword of Gryffindor and enhance it with his divine energy to create it into the ultimate symbol of his power.
Harry was brought out of his thoughts by the sound of something dropping. He looked up to see it had been Raynare who had dropped her book bag in shock while beside her; Asia was on her knees, praying in reverence for some reason.
"Y-You're really Him," Raynare whispered in shock as she gazed at him in wonder. "I had my doubts but you're really my fa- I mean, God."
Harry felt the longing in Raynare as she accepted that he was indeed her father and he smiled at her. "Yep, I'm your daddy." Harry put on a puppy dog look and stretched out his hands to her. "Aren't you going to give old Papa H a big hug?"
Raynare flushed bright red and scowled at his words even as Harry felt her joy at them. "S-Shut up! Don't say such embarrassing things!"
Harry's bottom lip quivered as he pretended to be about to cry. "But I want to hug my cute little Ray-Ray. I never got to pamper you before because of the War and I want to do it now!"
Raynare blushed even further and visibly fought from doing what she secretly wanted and getting a hug from her father. "S-Shut up! You're embarrassing! Plus, I'm a Fallen! How can you love me after that!?"
"So?" Harry shrugged easily, dropping the over-dramatics. "Just because you all Fell doesn't mean I stopped loving you. In fact, my love for you made the betrayal hurt all the more which is why I was so aggressive against you. You hurt me and I lashed out but that doesn't mean I stopped loving you. Each and every one of you were my children and meant the world to me. Even you, my precious sweet little cutey Ray-Ray."
Raynare blushed and fought back a smile at his words. A warmth had filled her chest at hearing that from her father, the first time she'd ever heard such loving words from anyone, really. The fact it came from her father, someone so powerful, wise and important to her, made it all the better.
Wanting to change the subject, Raynare turned to what she and Asia had seen when they entered. "A-Anyway, what was that you made when we entered? It looked and felt sort of like a Sacred Gear."
"That's because it was," Harry confirmed easily as he stretched out lazily. "I've noticed that Devils have been basically poaching the Sacred Gear holders by turning them into Devils so I've been making more. I've also changed the System so that if someone with a Sacred Gear is turned into a Devil then they would lose said Sacred Gear and the ones who already possess Sacred Gears would slowly weaken. I can't do much more about the ones they currently have, not without killing them anyway, but they'll no longer gain any more Sacred Gear holders."
"Aren't you worried about the ones they have?" Raynare asked in worry. "You told me that that idiot Issei has the Boosted Gear which is supposedly capable of killing you. Even if you do use the System to weaken the Boosted Gear he may still be able to use it to kill you?"
"I-Issei," Asia said meekly. "I met Issei before he wouldn't do that. He seems like a nice person. I'm sure he wouldn't hurt you, Father."
Harry smiled softly at Asia after sending Raynare a warning look when he saw her about to say something scathing. "Maybe but either way, I've taken steps to make sure it doesn't happen. Anyway." Harry clapped his hands and used his powers to change his clothing to the Kuoh Academy clothing in a flash of golden light. "Time for school. But first..."
Harry walked toward Raynare and laid a hand on her head. Raynare felt a rush of energy and a pair of large grey wings erupted from her back. Raynare marvelled at them for a few seconds before turning to Harry with a look of confusion.
"Consider yourself on probation," Harry said seriously. "I'm giving you these powers so you can defend Asia in case anything happens with the Devils. If you prove yourself then they'll not only become permanent but even white if you so desire."
Raynare's eyes widened at his words and she looked down, conflicted. "I..."
Seeing her hesitancy Harry laid a gentle hand on her shoulder and gave her a reassuring smile. "Think about it and remember that no matter what, I'll always love you, my daughter."
Raynare blushed and quickly changed the subject once more. "Anyway! What are your plans now that you're being active again?"
"I plan to make peace between the three factions," Harry replied, feeling the power he used to create the Sacred Gear returning. "But first I need to get Heaven back to full strength and then I'll deal with the other two factions. I'm pretty sure none of them wants war and with the war mongers pretty much gone, peace is quite viable. It just requires someone to make the first step."
"Even with it viable that doesn't mean that the Devils or Fallen Angels are going to agree to peace for nothing," Raynare pointed out cynically. "Devils especially are very selfish and are going to want something in return."
"Don't worry," Harry replied. "I have a feeling that a great opportunity will present itself to take care of the Devils soon enough. Azazel, if I'm right, should be easy enough to deal with. According to my memories, besides being a pervert, he always was the inquisitive type, so I'm pretty sure there's something I can offer that will placate him and he's pretty peaceful too so that helps."
"If you say so," Raynare responded with a sigh. "But the Devils have been on top for over a century now. I doubt they'll agree to a peace where they don't end up with the superior position."
"Well, their superiority has come to an end," Harry said firmly his face darkening as old feelings of anger and resentment rose up within him. "By the time I'm done it'll be Heaven who'll hold the superior position. I won't allow them to do as they please any longer. It's time to bring them to heel."
Both Asia and Raynare felt bolstered by his words, not only because of the strength behind them but because of the conviction. Perhaps things would change for the better now.
"Oh and don't think I won't be keeping an eye on you," Harry warned seriously even as he pushed down the emotions his godly memories gave him. "I truly wish to welcome you back home but if you abuse this chance then you won't get another." Harry's eyes shone white for a second. "And I'll punish you... personally."
"I understand perfectly," Raynare assured with a gulp of fear.
"Good, I've prepared Asia's records for school. I just need an alias for you," Harry stated as he summoned the papers into his hands.
"Put me down as Yuuma Amano," Raynare said with a slight sigh. She was not looking forward to seeing that pervert Issei again, especially considering their last encounter. "It's the name I always use whenever I enter the human world."
"Don't worry," Harry said reassuringly as he saw her worry about meeting the Devils again. "The Devils won't try anything during the day and they don't have the balls to attack this place. So you're going to be fine"
"I'm not so sure of that," Raynare mumbled, mostly to herself.
"I said you'll be fine," Harry said firmly. "You're under my protection so if they try anything then they'll have to go through me." He smiled and winked at her. "I won't let anyone hurt my cute little Ray-Ray."
Raynare blushed at that and pushed him away, desperately trying to hide her red cheeks. "W-Whatever, stupid! Let's just go!"
Harry snickered as he confirmed his hypothesis. His cute little Raynare was a tsundere! Oh, he was going to have so much fun with her.
Turning to a confused Asia, Harry smiled. "Let's go to school then, Asia. I'm sure you'll love it."
As they left and Harry made Raynare's transfer papers, he couldn't help but be excited for the shenanigans to come.
( - )
(Kuoh Academy)
The group had made good time and Harry, or Harry Black as he was known at school, was standing outside the gate with Raynare also known as Yuma Amano and Asia Argento all in their respective uniforms.
"So this is school. It's so big," Asia remarked as she looked around her emerald green eyes sparkling in wonder, having never so much as seen a school before.
"Meh, it's ok, I suppose," Raynare said with a sigh having seen much grander and more impressive than this during her years alive. "I just wish I didn't have to come back to school... again."
"You had to go to school a lot before?" Harry asked in amusement feeling her boredom.
"You have no idea," Raynare mumbled lowly. "Though this would be the first time I go to a school where Devils who want to kill me attend."
"Oh relax," Harry said cheerfully a brilliant smile on his face. "Nothing will happen to you. None of the Devils will dare attack you in public with so many witnesses."
"Maybe not the others but I don't think Issei will care much for consequences when he sees me with Asia," Raynare responded with dry amusement in her voice. "He'll probably attack first and ask questions never."
"Look you're a hot girl right?" Harry said with a sigh. "Use that to your advantage and make sure you and Asia stay with the crowds. You'll be fine."
"And what will you be doing?" Raynare inquired with a raised eyebrow.
"I will be causing mischief, annoying Rias and who knows maybe earning something." Harry explained with a laugh.
"Mischief?" Raynare asked in confusion. "Why on earth would you even...with Devils…You know what?" Raynare shook her head as if shaking an image from her head. "I don't even want to know. Just please don't get me involved in this."
The bell rang signalling everyone to get to class.
"Come on, its class time and you two are in the same class as me," Harry said with a big grin to the two girls under her protection.
"And just how do you know-?" Raynare was cut off as a thought came into her head and she mentally face palmed. "Oh, God, right," deadpanned Raynare dryly. "You know everything."
"That and I just read the teachers' minds," explained Harry easily before turning serious. "Oh and remember both of you, no revealing my true identity. I am the Reverend Harry Black as far as everyone here is concerned, even the Devils have no idea of my true identity and let's keep it that way for now, understood?"
"Yes sir," Asia and Raynare said in stereo although Raynare sounded less enthusiastic than Asia did.
( - )
As expected Issei was not happy to see his ex-girlfriend Raynare or Yuuma as she was going by, the girl that only he and his Devil companions remembered. While he was happy to know that Asia was safe and sound, he was not happy that she was hanging around his murderous sort of ex-girlfriend. So to try and keep her safe, he was quick to confront the two at lunch time.
"What do you think you're doing with Asia?" Issei demanded obnoxiously of the Fallen Angel turned bodyguard as he marched up to the two girls a thunderous expression on his face.
"Hello to you too darling," Raynare greeted sarcastically. "How have you been sweety? Missed me?"
"Do you two know each other?" Asia asked in confusion as she looked between Issei the boy she had met only once before and Raynare her now literal Guardian Angel.
"Yeah she's the reason I became a Devil in the first place," Issei explained his face contorted in anger as the memory of the night Raynare killed him came through his mind.
"Well that's all in the past now dear," Raynare said condescendingly with a grin now emulating Yuuma's voice. "I've been told to keep this nun safe so that's what I'm going to do." Raynare narrowed her hands at her "not really ex-boyfriend". "So hands off, pervert."
"I won't let you hurt her, you evil bitch," Issei said with a growl, taking a step towards Raynare the fingers on his right hand twitching almost as if he was desperately trying not to summon his Sacred Gear.
"Not so fast darling," Raynare warned seriously. "If you take one more step I swear I'll scream rape and you'll find yourself neck deep in sexual harassment and assault charges." She smiled evilly at her ex. "When that happens you'll be sent to prison where I'm sure you'll lose your virginity... though probably not the virginity you were aiming for."
Turning pale white at the mental image, Issei quickly denied it. "But I haven't even-"
"That's right you haven't yet," Raynare agreed easily. "And even if you don't, who do you think this crowd of people will be more inclined to believe: me, the sweet, innocent new girl, or you, the well-known and deeply despised pervert?"
Issei froze and looked around. Several girls in the crowd and even some guys were giving him unhappy looks. Some of the guys looked ready to pounce; even some of the kendo club had their shinai ready should he make a wrong move. One or two of them also seemed to be taking practice swings as if they were preparing themselves.
"That my darling is what we in the business call checkmate," Raynare said smugly folding her arms under her generous bust pushing it up as she did so.
This was when Asia had had enough.
"Come on, stop it," yelled Asia with surprising assertiveness. "I don't know what happened but Yuuma is my friend and without her you and I wouldn't have even met Issei. She called me here originally and gave me a place to live. So can't you at least accept her as my friend? I'm not asking you to be friends with her but are you going to let something that happened and wound up giving you a new life make you abandon our friendship?"
Issei thought for a few seconds. On one hand Raynare had killed him and the memory of that night still haunted him sometimes. On the other, Asia was right. Without Raynare he and Asia would never have met and become friends. So after thinking it through, he came to a conclusion.
"Alright Asia," Issei said slowly. "I'm not going to forgive Yuuma, but I won't let her come between our friendship ok?"
"I'm glad," Asia said happily "I knew you'd see it my way you are a good friend."
Issei noted that for moment Raynare looked slightly unhappy but the expression was gone as quick as it came. So knowing that Asia was safe he walked away to find Kiba and tell him the 'good?' news.
( - )
Meanwhile, Harry or Harry Black as he was currently calling himself walked down the school corridor with a slight skip in his step. As he walked Harry paused slightly as he heard voices coming from the student council room. He swore he heard the name Harry mentioned so he withdrew his invisibility cloak from his pocket. One of the perks with being God was that his pockets were bigger on the inside without having to use magic, which could be detected.
He then put the cloak over himself and felt the world change around him. At full power, the cloak had the ability to phase the user out of the current dimension making them unable to be detected by the five main senses, magic and even allowing them to pass through solid objects. But years of use by humans weakened this to mere invisibility.
Harry, however, had taken the time to re-charge the power of the cloak restoring it to its full glory. Maybe now that the Hallows had served their purpose he could turn them into pseudo-Sacred Gears? After all, he didn't need the cloak to do what he was currently doing although doing it himself would attract attention due to the power he would let out. He'd think about it later.
For now, he phased through the wall and entered the student council room where Sona seemed to be speaking with her peerage. Standing near the back to get a good view on everyone, he listened in on Sona Sitri and her peerage. Unsurprisingly, he was the topic of discussion.
"About Harry Black, have we discovered anything more about him besides what we have already found out?" asked Sona seriously. "I find it hard to believe that the Church would make such a bold step only to send a normal human like Harry, therefore there must be something unusual about him."
"No ma'am," Saji Genshirou a skinny blonde boy and a newly reincarnated pawn himself said as he bowed slightly submissively before Sona. "We've been so far unable to discover anything other than that he lives at the previously abandoned church along with the Fallen Angel Yuma Amano a.k.a Raynare and the stray nun Asia Argento who wields the Sacred gear Twilight Healing."
"So a Fallen Angel and a heretic nun," mused Sona thoughtfully. "Any possibility that he's affiliated with the Fallen Angels and not the Church?"
"No president." It was Tsubaki that spoke up this time. "When Harry first came to town he was seen storming the church by some of our familiars with only a shotgun. Shortly afterwards, the stray exorcists in the church were seen fleeing. Among them was one Freed Sellzen, who is well known for his capacity for violence no matter what the odds. It would take something very powerful to make him flee."
"And yet all of our senses say that Harry is nothing more than a mere human," replied Sona with a confused look.
"Maybe his wields a powerful Holy Sword?" Tsubaki replied questioningly.
"Hmm that is a strong possibility." Sona relied jumping on Tsubaki's suggestion. "Maybe we should have a closer look at the Church and find out their numbers."
"I thought you wanted a hands off approach when dealing with Harry Black and the new situation in the Church." Saji spoke up.
"We are, but we also need a projection of their potential numbers for my report to my sister." Sona replied primly. "Tsubaki you and Momo will send your Familiars to investigate, do not get caught."
'Hmm this could be problematic' Harry thought to himself as he heard her plan. Before he raised his hand and gently placed it on the door handle, before placing a massively overpowered and overly complex locking charm on the door. It maybe petty but they were trying to spy on him, with that said he pulled one of Weasley Wizard Wheezes portable swamps out of his pocket and unleashed it.
Hearing the cries of surprise and seeing several members falling into the rapidly expanding and badly smelling swamp Harry stealthily left the room and went down the corridor before taking the cloak off and stuffing it in his pocket. He laughed to himself as he did so before checking the clock, happy about his petty revenge on Sona for planning to spy on him.
"Hmm its home time," Harry observed calmly before heading towards the entrance. As he walked though he felt a surge of unfamiliar Devil power coming from the direction of the Occult Research Clubroom. Heading in the direction of the room Harry suddenly blurred from existence momentarily before appearing outside the Clubroom. Slinging the invisibility cloak over his shoulder Harry quickly phased into the room only to see a blonde haired Devil emitting massive amounts of heat and fire who was wearing a red blazer ad ruffled white shirt.
Riser looked with a superior look on his face. "Riser has - Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla!"
Everyone in the rooms eyes widened as the distinguished pure blood Devil in front of them suddenly started uttering gibberish. Riser didn't look pleased either if the look of fury on his face said anything while Harry simply held in snickers as he continued to mess with Riser. Having recognised him almost instantly as a Phenex by his power and arrogance, some of the Devil he despised the most for them having the sheer temerity to claim dependency from Phoenix's one of his most important and revered creations.
"Blabity blab bulla blah," Riser said unable to get anything understandable out as he continued to try and speak, his arrogant expression turning into one of shock and fury. "Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE!"
The rest of the Devils in the room didn't know what to make of it and most didn't even try to keep grins off of their faces as they watch Riser struggle. Not even Riser's peerage were able to hold in their giggles and laughter as they watched Riser struggle, though his queen Yubelluna and his sister Ravel seemed to be trying not to laugh for Riser's sake.
"Ahem," Riser cleared his throat before glaring at the room in general, daring anyone to say anything before trying to ignore what just happened and continue. "As I was saying the marriage will go ahead."
The Devil's in the room quickly lost their levity as they heard Riser's statement, with Rias drawing herself up to retort.
"So the wedding will be in a-" Riser spoke out, only to be cut off once again as Harry placed his hand under his armpit and began doing armpit farts which came from Riser in the form of real ones. Patently copying the film Bruce Almighty as he did so, serves the Phenex right anyway.
"Ffffppbbttbbbt." Riser went red unable to hide his embarrassment as he staggered slightly and leant against the couch to remain standing. "prrrt! prrrrrrrvt! THPPTPHTPHPHHPH!
The last one ripping the fabric of his trousers as he shit himself. Causing all the Devil's in the room even Grayfia to burst out laughing at the arrogant Phenex's rage and embarrassment, with those closest to him cringing away as a foual smell struck their senses.
"I think he shit himself." Koneko suddenly spoke up tonelessly.
With the Phenex poser sufficiently embarrassed, Harry stealthily left the room taking the cloak off and stuffing it in his pocket. Laughing to himself as he did so, it may be harsh but he was a Devil with a full peerage of all girls.
( - )
"That was priceless," Raynare said through bouts of laughter as she walked besides Harry as they left the school grounds. "Did you see the look on that shitty stuck up Devils face?"
"Yep that was priceless," Harry agreed happily as the two left the schools grounds. "Oh by the way did you record it?"
"Got it all right here," Raynare held up a phone with a recording of the prank in HD. "Uploading and done, pretty soon the entire underworld will know of Riser Phenex's humiliation."
Secretly, Harry was glad that Riser was gone. They guy was an asshole he only needed to see him once to see it, plus he was a Phenex attempting to force a young Devil girl into marriage, which was ironic considering marriage was a holy union between to people and was usually done in the presence of a religious deity or figure. The two eventually saw Asia waving at them from the gates.
"Hi guys, where were you two?" Asia greeted cheerfully as they approached. "I've been waiting all this time."
"Oh we were just delivering joy and laughter to the world godly style," Harry explained with a smirk.
"Yeah I don't think everyone was too happy though," Raynare said, also smirking.
"Oh and why do you think that?" Asia asked with concern.
"Because his feathers were all ruffled by the end of our 'delivery'," Harry said, fighting back his mad laughter. "And he smelled awful too. Almost like he shit himself."
Raynare couldn't hold it anymore and she along with Harry cackled madly which only added to Asia's confusion as they continued on ahead.
"H-Hey guys!" yelled Asia in panic as she saw them walking away. "Wait for me!"
So the healing nun ran to catch up with the former fallen angel and the wizard turned god.
AN: Hope you all enjoyed it some will notice how I didn't do anything cruel to Sona like in the original, as I kind of thought it was a bit unwarranted in the original, funny but not really deserved. Riser though, he deserves everything he gets and more, because he is kind of the bitch of Highschoo fanfiction.
I have just started a new job so my update schedule may be a bit messed up, but I will hopefully update soon, this story is currently a priority as it is in the lead in my poll.
Anyway thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed it,
Seagate out.
