Anthony, Whatshername, Sasha, Male Corrin, and Female Corrin were at a table, watching an old cartoon based on a comic strip on Whatshername's squid-shaped phone.

Guy on screen: You're not Sylvia! You're one of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage!...3!

Anthony and Whatshername: *laughing*

Anthony: Good stuff.

Luna arrived.

Anthony: Purple One I Still Don't Like, you made it!

Luna: Stop calling me that. And I only came here because my dad told me to.

Anthony: That does not bother me. By the way, I like your boots.

Luna: …..I've had these since before I knew you. Why are you only bringing it up now? Is it because you refused to say something nice to me?

Anthony: No, I just never felt like saying it until now. Something being not new doesn't mean I can't like it.

Whatshername: Is that a metaphor for something?

Anthony: It is not. So are you guys ready for our game now?

Male Corrin: You still haven't told us what the game is.

Anthony: I'll tell you when the host gets here.

Luna: The host?

Whatshername: What an unlikely occurrence! The host is here now.

Everyone looked forward and saw Chrom.

Anthony: Good to see you, Chrom. Here, take these.

Anthony handed Chrom a stack of white index cards. Each one had a trivia question and the correct answer to that question written on them.

Chrom: What are these for? You told me to come here because Master Hand was giving me a gold medal for most deserving to be in Smash.

Anthony: That was a lie. There are 12 fighters more deserving than you by default. I actually want you here to host a trivia game for us.

Chrom: That sounds like a complete waste of time.

Anthony: Oh, it is!

Chrom: That's why I won't be doing it.

Chrom gave Anthony the index cards back then ran away.

Anthony: Maybe he wasn't the best choice for this.

?: I'll do it!

The guy who said that was King K. Rool.

King K. Rool: I've been a king, a pirate, a mad scientists, a boxer, I played baseball at one point. Now I can add "Game Show Host" to that list too.

Luna: Game show host? Is that what we're playing, a game show?

Anthony: Some people might say that, but I wouldn't.

Luna: So then how come you didn't ask Lola to play it with you?

Whatshername: He just said "but I wouldn't." What part of that wasn't clear?

Anthony: Also, I wanted to play it with you.

Sasha: So, how is this gonna work? Is it all six of us separately or is it 3 on 3?

Anthony: Neither. You, the Corrins, and Luna are on a team against me and Whatshername on a team.

Female Corrin: Why is it 4 on 2?

Anthony: It would've been 4 on 3, but Korrina couldn't be with us here today.

Female Corrin: Okay, but that still doesn't explain why the teams don't have an equal amount of players.

Luna: Is there a theme to the way you set these teams up, or…?

King K. Rool: Enough with the talking! Let's get this started.

King K. Rool took the index cards from Anthony.

King K. Rool: Who wrote these questions?

Anthony: Me and my friend George.

Male Corrin: You wrote some of these questions? Won't that mean you'll know some of the answers?

Anthony: Each question is for a specific player. George wrote the ones for me, I wrote the rest.

King K. Rool quickly skimmed through the questions.

King K. Rool: And they're all Fire Emblem related. What's that about?

Anthony: I did that because Chrom was gonna host this.

Luna: What's Fire Emblem?

Anthony: Something awesome.

Both Corrins: What he said.

King K. Rool: Chrom had his chance to host…

Anthony: And he's not gonna get it another day.

King K. Rool: So can't we do Donkey Kong Country questions instead?

Anthony: No.

King K. Rool: Eh, fine. Let's just get started.

King K. Rool took off his cape and crown and put on a stereotypical '70s game show host outfit. He even had an extremely long microphone.

King K. Rool: First question, and it's for Anthony.

Anthony: That's just a coincidence. I SWEAR!

King K. Rool: What is the order of the weapon triangle?

Anthony: …..Umm…..I don't….oh, wait….is it…..arrows beat lances, lances beat swords, swords beat arrows?

King K. Rool: That is wrong. It's swords beat axes, axes beat lances, and lances beat swords.

Anthony: No arrows? I guess I'm remembering Brawl in the Family wrong.

Hearing Anthony say "Brawl in the Family" upset Luna, but she had no idea why.

Male Corrin: You don't know the weapon triangle?

Female Corrin: How can you be a fan of our games and not know the weapon triangle?

Anthony: I'm a casual gamer. That's how.

King K. Rool: Next question, for Male Corrin. When is Lucina's birthday?

Male Corrin: April 20th.

King K. Rool: Correct. Now the score is 1 to 0.

Anthony: No, it's 1 to -1. Only Luna's team gets a point when they get a question right. My team gets two points when right, and loses a point when wrong.

King K. Rool: Why didn't you say that before?

Anthony: It never came up. Nobody asked for the rules.

King K. Rool: Okay, but don't you think those rules are pointless and a little needlessly complicated?

Anthony: That's exactly why I made it this way. And it's still not as needlessly complicated as The Price is Right.

King K. Rool: Whatever. I don't really care. This next question is for Female Corrin. In what game did Roy first appear?

Female Corrin: Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade.

King K. Rool: That is incorrect. We were looking for Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Female Corrin: Oh. I thought you meant the first Fire Emblem game he was in.

King K. Rool: Did I say "Fire Emblem game?" No, I just said "game." You need to listen. Next question is for Luna. What color is my hair? Wait a second, I don't have any hair. Oh, right. What color is Chrom's hair?

Luna: Blue.

King K. Rool: Correct.

Whatshername: How did you know that? Anthony, you said she could only see in a purple monochrome.

Luna: That's true, but I've seen this way for 17 years. I got good at telling the difference between the purples a LONG time ago. Nice try Anthony, but you can't use my color blindness to guarantee I get a question wrong.

Anthony: That's not why I included that question. I included it to see if you could tell the difference between the different purples you see.

Luna: Yeah, I totally believe that.

Anthony: It should be believable…..because it's true. King K. Rool, next question please.

King K. Rool: Sasha, which Fire Emblem character was the third to be playable in Smash?

Sasha: Hhhm…let's see. What names have I heard Karli and Twin Anthony say when they're talking about video games?...I'm gonna guess...Ike?

King K. Rool: You are correct! And now for our final question. Whatshername, what ESRB rating did Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones receive?

Whatshername: E.

King K. Rool: Correct!

Female Corrin: That one was rated E?...Huh.