King K. Rool: And with that, our final score is 3 to 0. Corrin's team wins!
Luna: So we're done? Good. I'm going home.
Anthony: Actually, we're not done. We've still gotta do the 2nd round. Same point system as before.
Anthony gave King K. Rool a stack of yellow index cards.
Sasha: Can't we just stop now?
Male Corrin: This has been a lot less fun that I expected it to be.
Anthony: I completely agree. But I've already committed to it, so we've gotta finish it.
King K. Rool: How come these questions aren't about Fire Emblem?
Anthony: Because after we wrote the 1st round's questions, me and George realized we know very little about Fire Emblem.
King K. Rool: I'm not even gonna pretend I was listening. First question! Female Corrin, which Ready Player One character was afraid of The Shining?
Female Corrin: I didn't understand a word of that question.
King K. Rool: The correct answer was Helen. Sasha, name any two instruments used in the song Rock You Like a Hurricane by Scorpions.
Sasha: Hhhm. I've never heard of that song.
Luna: You've never heard of that song?! How?!
Sasha: My parents didn't play much music when I was growing up. Or, I should say, when the person I'm a…
Anthony: Uhh Sasha, now's not the best time to be talking about that.
Anthony quickly glanced at Luna twice to indicate to Sasha what he meant.
Sasha: …Oh, I see. Anyway, I'm gonna guess piano and keyboard because those are the instruments I like.
King K. Rool: Incorrect. They were guitar, bass guitar, drums, and microphone.
Luna: A microphone isn't an instrument.
King K. Rool: Our next question is for Whatshername. How many ounces are in 5 cups?
Whatshername: 40?
King K. Rool: That is correct! Luna, can you tell me which sub weapon is paired with the Jet Squelcher?
Luna: ….No.
King K. Rool: That sub weapon would be the Splash Wall.
Luna looked at Whatshername.
Luna: Did you know the answer? You look like someone who would be into whatever it was he was talking about.
Whatshername: I don't even know what a Jet Squelcher is.
King K. Rool: Anthony, your question is…..nothing. This card just says "Lee-nye is hot" on it.
Anthony: What? But I told George to write a question about cell phones.
King K. Rool: Well, he didn't. I'm gonna call this an automatic wrong answer. Your team loses a point.
Whatshername: What?!
Anthony: That's a rule to this game now. If you're on the two-person team and you get a card with no question on it, you lose a point.
Whatshername: I hope you realize how stupid that is.
Anthony: I do. That's why I'm making it a part of the game.
King K. Rool: Final question!...of the round. Male Corrin, name the two very awesome companies that both start with the letter N.
Male Corrin: Nintendo and Intelligent Systems….No, wait. That doesn't start with N.
King K. Rool: Sorry, not sorry, but we have to accept your first answer. It was Nintendo and Nickelodeon. But it doesn't even matter because your team still won!
Anthony: HOWEVER!
Sasha, the Corrins, and Luna: *groan*
Anthony: There's one final, FINAL question.
Anthony gave King K. Rool a green index card. King K. Rool read that it said "The correct answer is whatever the host wants it to be."
Anthony: The four of you aren't on a team anymore. Whoever is the first to get this question right, is this game's winner. We don't have a button for you to buzz in with, so we're gonna use my head.
Anthony leaned the upper half of his body on the table.
Anthony: I just thought of something. Only the first person to push the button gets to answer. So if you wanna win, which I'm sure you all do, you've gotta be really fast.
King K. Rool: Can I ask the question now? I'm really excited to.
Anthony: Ask away.
King K. Rool: Contestants, who is the coolest, greatest, and most awesome individual in the entirety of the multiverse?!
Luna hit Anthony in the back of the head really, really hard.
Anthony: Arceus, that is extremely painful.
Luna: Mick Swagger.
King K. Rool: That…..is…WRONG! The correct answer is…
King K. Rool ripped off the game show host outfit and put his cape and crown back on.
King K. Rool: …ME, King K. Rool! So none of you win! I do!
Anthony: This is one of the rules now too.
Anthony got up and walked over to King K. Rool.
Anthony: Congratulations, King K. Rool. You are the first ever winner of Marshmallowpotatosomeotherthirdthingball! That's what this game is called, by the way.
Sasha and Luna: But there wasn't any ball.
Anthony: As reward for your phenomenal and very important accomplishment, you win…
Anthony gave King K. Rool his prize.
Anthony: …this empty juice pouch I found on the ground!
King K. Rool: …..
King K. Rool put on a boxing glove and punched Anthony in the face. Then he flew away, using his helicopter backpack.
Anthony: So, what did you all think of Marshmallowpotatosomeotherthirdthingball?
Male Corrin: I didn't care for it.
Female Corrin: Neither did I.
Sasha: It….was a game.
Whatshername: It was a good idea on paper, but I don't see it catching on.
Luna: My dad had the idea that this would make you and me get along. I wish he had known what it was so he wouldn't have made me come. I'm gonna call him and tell him how…
Suddenly, Sticks from Sonic Boom appeared. She jumped on Luna and started yelling in her face.
Sticks: You think you can just call your dad?! You think you can have casual conversations right now?! Don't you see all the things wrong with this world?!
Luna: Huh?...Wha…?...You…
Sticks: Yeah, yeah, I know. My voice sounds familiar. BUT NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR THAT!
Luna: Not that. I was going to politely ask you to get off of me.
Sticks: Oh, sorry.
Sticks got off of Luna.
Sticks: But I'm serious about what I said!
Luna: What did you say? And who are you anyway?
Sticks: My name is Sticks.
Male Corrin: I believe she is from Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sticks: No, I'm from Sonic Boom. That's a completely different thing.
Sasha: Why are you here?
Sticks: Because there is something wrong with this world, and I am gonna find out what it is! I'm pretty sure it involves aliens. It possibly involves sentient gym lockers. But I know for a fact that it involves THAT GUY!
Sticks dramatically pointed at Anthony.
Anthony: I have no response to that.
Sticks: Neither do I.
Sticks ran off.
Luna: ….So that happened. I'm gonna go home now.
