Pokemon Black and White Rebirth
Chapter 6.1: Don't stop me now.
Wes and Rui were waiting in line at the airport, trying to get their bags and get into Unova. Espeon and Umbreon were on Wes's shoulders, while Rui was rubbing her eyes, along with Plusle and Minun, who were on top of their trainer's head. They kept going till they were beginning to be checked by security. Wes and Rui took off their shoes as they were being scanned. One man had Wes's bag, and pulled out a chainsaw. Rui gave her boyfriend a slightly annoyed and dirty look, while Wes smiled innocently.
"Sir, we have your bike outside, and your free to go, but I cannot allow you to take this chainsaw into the region." The security team stated.
Wes quickly took the chainsaw from the man.
"Good sir, this isn't just a chainsaw. Why it's a chainsaw Pokemon. It's found only in Orre, and it's called FU. See?" Wes said while putting his mouth on the chainsaw. "Fu, Fu, Fu." Wes muttered into the weapon while shaking it around. The security team, Rui, and his Pokemon were not amused.
"Alright ya bastard take it!" The Orre Bounty Hunter muttered before his partner and girlfriend grabbed a hold of him and the bags, as they left the airport.
The gray sky and cloudy overcast was something new for the desert dwellers. Wes was giving dark scowls to these red heads wearing armor that was from a reject Lord of the Rings film. He didn't remember that P shield banner being in the movie. Maybe it was from some game, or…or maybe it was another Cipher or Rocket in the works. The Shadow Snagger was about to go into work mode, when they quickly scattered, along with some normal looking people. Rui was starting to get nervous, and tapped Wes's shoulder while they were looking for their hover bike in the airport parking lot. She loved her boyfriend very much, but he and his Pokemon could get a tad…destructive;
"Wes, honey, I'm glad that we are on vacation, and I really want to have fun. So could you please be the best boyfriend ever, and not get us into trouble? Pretty please?" Rui asked in the cutest tone, while pouting her lips, and giving off her cute eyes. The man who blew up Team Snagem HQ and could make most criminals run in terror at the sight of him was powerless against her. He knew it, she knew it, and their Pokemon knew it. It didn't help him that her Pokemon were adding to the adorable factor, by joining her.
The sand spiky haired man gave his darling a large kiss on her cheek as he opened the door to the side cart of his sleek, smooth, hover bike while he got onto the driver's seat.
"Rui, snookums. I promise you, that unless you are in danger, I will be on my best behavior and will do everything fun with you. Expect I'm not going into a karaoke bar. No way is that happening." Wes promised and warned her.
"Aw you're the best…now ride on! We have places to see!" Rui cheered while Wes started the engine, making the bike come to life, roaring as smoke blasted out of the engine pipes.
"OH yeah!" Wes chanted as they rode. He quickly put on Born to Be Wild on the bike's CD player, and the couple started to rock out, while two Plasma Grunts were working on a radio.
"Yeah… sir. This is bad…The Shadow Snaggers are in Unova. Yes, sir, we will handle them, and take their Pokemon." The first grunt muttered while turning off the radio.
"We are gonna die aren't we?" The second grunt questioned while crying a bit.
"Oh come on, they are two people. I'm sure most of the rumors are exaggerated." The first grunt protested.
"The guy's called Wes the IMPALER! For crying out loud! Do you wanna be next?" The second grunt snapped.
"Orders are orders, and I don't think he really impales people." The first grunt told the other grunt, while praying he was right.
"Man, when I see a rapist or serial killer, they are so getting impaled…Is what I would have said if I wasn't a better man." Wes thought to himself while driving, and correcting himself.
"Puddin, are you thinking about work?" Rui asked.
"No baby, but are you thinking about your little brother?" Wes turned the table.
"Well maybe a little. We haven't seen Ash or Pikachu in a while." Rui mumbled as her two Electric type Pokemon gazed down sadly.
"I'm sure the kid is fine. We'll give him a call when we get to our hotel, now let's have some fun." Wes suggested lifting up her sprits. The two sun and moon brothers made noises in agreement, while Rui smiled.
"Onward to fun!" She cheered.
"HEY PICK A LANE ASSHOLE!" Someone yelled at the two.
"F#$K YOU!" Wes screamed while flipping the guy off.
Ash and Pikachu got this shiver down their spines, and sneezed.
"Oh bless you." The triplets politely said to the challenger and his Pokemon.
"Thanks, anyways, I have to talk to all three of you about Team Plasma! Over at the town before here, Iris and I fought this guy N, and he has this whole team of knights with swords." He started to say as the Gym Leaders looked a tad skeptical.
"] They plan on forcing people and Pokemon to separate. They'll even do it by force and attack people. Also they'll even abuse Pokemon to make a point." Ash said angrily.
That was a cause for alarm for the Gym Leaders.
"That's sounds horrible." Cilan gasped.
"Are you sure they aren't after abusive trainers? Because those are the ones that shouldn't have Pokemon." Cress thought out loud.
"They were going to take a blind kid's Lillipup, and attacked a Pokemon Center. I don't think they care about who they take from." Iris deadpanned.
"Oh hey guys." Ash waved to his two friends.
"Ahh, much better." The blond said while about to take a sip from another cup of soda. However Iris, Axew, and Pignite were giving her annoyed looks, while the Dragon Master in training put out her hand, signaling the girl to hand the drink over. Bianca, with a sheepish smile, handed it over to her friend. Lillipup and Pignite were just happy that no issue came of it.
"Young lady, is what your friend telling us the truth?" Cress asked wanting more info.
"Nothing, but the truth. N wants to rule Unova and to have every trainer and Pokemon away from each other. Good, bad, it doesn't matter to him, and his tin men." Iris confirmed.
"Those assholes, attacking a hottie like Nurse Joy!" Chili yelled. His two brothers gave him an annoyed gaze. "Oh yeah, and stealing from a blind kid is bad too." The red head muttered.
"And a plot to rule the region…That could be trouble." Cress thought out loud.
"This is distressing news indeed, however I wonder… Ash what do you plan on doing about them?" Cilan pondered.
"Huh?" The Trainer muttered taken aback by the question. Iris, Axew, and the rest wondered what he would say.
"Brother? What are you plotting?" Cress asked Cilan. Chili wanted to know as well.
"What do you mean? I'm going to stop them!" The Kanto trainer declared.
"HECK YA!" His Pokemon cried out.
"Very well then, now tell me this. What are your ideals?" Cilan asked.
"Huh, my ideals?" Ash repeated unsure of what the question meant. Iris's ears picked up what the Gym Leader had asked her friend.
"Other than your plans to oppose this Team Plasma, what are your ideals for the future of the world? A cook cannot make something without the ingredients to prepare." Cilan told the challenger.
"Oh…Well. I've never really thought about it. I just kinda go day, by day." Ash admitted to the Gym Leader.
Cilan and Iris were slightly disappointed at his answer. Iris gave a slight shaking of her head.
"Very…well, Pansage, let us make a quick meal out of this battle." Cilan requested from his partner. Pansage looked ready.
"Wait…hold on! I think I have something." The Kanto boy stated.
"Oh, then please share." Cilan coaxed.
"Well…I would like to make a world where, Pokemon and humans don't have to worry about jerks trying to keep them apart, and where there's no such thing as a trainer that abuses their Pokemon." Ash thought on the spot.
Pikachu smiled at this. Purrloin and Pidove looked at an awed Tepig. Chili and Cress were surprised. Bianca looked like she was about to cry, rather touched. Pignite and Lilpup were giving her some support. Axew and Iris looked rather pleased at the idea. Cilan gave a satisfied grin, as Pansage was ready to do battle.
"A fantastic ideal, now send out your Pokemon, and let us do battle." The moss headed gym leader ordered.
"Okay, Purrloin you're up!" Ash declared as the purple cat Pokemon ran onto the battlefield.
"WHAT?!" Both Iris and Cilan yelled. Cress and Chili rolled their eyes as their brother started to twitch and freeze up, at the sight of the cat Pokemon. Chili threw a rock at his brother, to make him come back to reality. Cilan quickly adjusted his bow tie, and Pansage was off to battle.
"Ash you dummy! Why didn't you pick Tepig or Pidove, you dumb little kid!" Iris yelled at her friend, rather annoyed.
"She has a point." Pidove agreed with the girl from the Dragon Village.
"It does seem rather unwise of your trainer." Pansage threw his two cents in.
"Iris, I know what I'm doing, alright!" Ash snapped back at Iris, and everyone else.
"Fine then, but if you lose, don't complain to me." Iris snapped back.
"It shall be a great pleasure in doing battle with you Miss Purrloin; I do hope you shall enjoy yourself." Pansage commented while he gave a low bow to the cat Pokemon.
Purrloin neatly bowed her head forward.
"The same to you, as well Sir Pansage." Purrloin chuckled while cleaning her paw.
"Pansage, use Solar Beam." Cilan ordered trying to start off flashy, as his Pokemon started to charge up energy for the attack.
"Slash, Purrloin!" Ash commanded as the cat's paws turned into sharp claws.
"Don't let her touch you." Cilan warned his friend.
The two danced, as Purrloin tried to attack, and Pansage tried to store energy for his own attack. However Purrloin quickly wrapped her own tail around Pansage's tail, and using it as a tiny bungee cord, thrusted herself onto Pansage and slashed at his chest, causing the Pokemon to fire the solar beam into the ceiling, while making a hole in it. Pansage quickly forced his own tail to fling Purrloin like a rag doll, to get her off of him.
"Wonderful form." Pansage complimented.
"Thank you, and your Solar Beam would have been grand." Purrloin gave her own opinion.
"You're too kind; most upstarts I meet are so crude, like my brother Pansear, and that Oshawott fellow." Pansage commented.
"It seems manners, are rarer then Rare Candies these days." Purrloin muttered. They seem like old friends catching up, rather than foes in battle.
"Keep it up, Purrloin. You'll have him on the ropes!" Pikachu cheered, as the cat Pokemon blew him a kiss.
"It seems like our Pokemon are getting along." Cilan said with a smile.
"Yeah, it's a shame that I gotta do this." Ash muttered.
"Do what?" Cilan asked.
"Purrloin, use Charm." Ash ordered as Purrloin had the same sneaky look that he had.
"Huh?" Everyone asked, as Purrloin jumped right next to the green monkey. She rubbed her body on his, and gave him the most lovey dove eyes she could muster, lowering Pansage's Attack, and making him drop his guard. Pikachu was both smitten, and oddly jealous of their foe. Pansage was now smitten by the cat as well.
"Isn't that cheating?" Bianca asked.
"All's fair in love and war." Iris simply phrased while shrugging her shoulders.
"Now Purrloin, Crunch!" Ash ordered as the cat was about to take a bite out of Pansage.
"Pansage, Bullet Seed!" Cilan said in slight panic.
The Monkey shot out multiple bullets at Purrloin causing her to back away in a panic, scurrying away while trying to dodge the harsh hitting bullets.
"Use Shadow Ball!" Purrloin's trainer ordered.
She quickly fired off her trademark move at her foe.
"Pansage Dig!" Cilan commanded as Pansage got away from Purrloin's attack, while digging another hole.
"…Okay, he could pop out anywhere." Ash thought.
"Purrloin, Double Team, then shoot Shadow Balls into the holes to get Pansage out." Ash commanded while pointing with his staff.
Purrloin quickly made copies of herself, while she fired into Pansage's Dig holes. Her ears flickered as she heard the ground shake. She noticed that one of her copies saw Pansage come out. She quickly stopped moving, hoping to have him waste his energy.
Pansage looked confused. Cilan was about to tell Pansage where to fire, when the cat made all her clones hiss in sync with her. This caused Cilan to have a mini heart attack.
"Okay, I admit using the Pokemon that freaks him out isn't a bad idea. Still, it would be like someone using an Ice type on me. Brr." Iris thought while shivering.
"Pansage use Bullet Seed on all the Purrloin." The Gym Leader ordered.
Quickly, Pansage made quick work of her copies.
"Dodge then use Shadow Ball." Purrloin's trainer ordered as she was about to be hit. Purrloin charged up her Shadow Ball, while performing a summersault, and fired at Pansage who simply stood in front of it.
"Catch it." Cilan ordered with a smile on his face.
"What?" Both Pokemon and human challenger asked.
"AH! He caught it." Bianca cried out, seeing Cilan's Pansage actually catch Purrloin's Shadow Ball.
"Vital Throw." Cilan simply stated. In a very Goku like Kamehameha-wave fashion, he quickly threw Purrloin's own attack back at her. In a flash, the purple cat flew quite a ways to the end of the battlefield.
"Purrloin, can you move? Can you get up?!" Ash asked. Bianca, Pikachu, Axew, and Iris were worried. Lillipup was just enjoying the show.
"Hey Litter Box, get up! You can take it right?" Pidove asked, showing concern in her own way.
"Close Combat!" Cilan ordered.
The cat quickly got up, only to have Pansage in her face. Giving her one heck of a butt whooping forcing her to faint.
"Purrloin, return." Ash muttered sadly while putting her back in her Poke Ball.
"Oh no, poor Purrloin." Bianca whispered sadly.
"I warned that stubborn little kid." Iris groaned while shaking her head.
"She fought well." Pignite thought out loud.
"Go everyone! You can win!" Axew cheered.
"Shall you send out your next Pokemon, or do you give up?" Cilan asked.
"Never!" Ash cried out.
Pikachu was about to take the battle once again. However, his buddy stopped him.
"No buddy, Pidove, you're up!" The Kanto trainer told the bird who flew into the battlefield. However, she caught a whiff of food and flew towards it.
"It seems your Pidove listens to her stomach more than you." Cilan chuckled.
"Dang it Pidove!" Pikachu, Ash, and Iris yelled. Chili laughed while Cress smirked.
"Tepig…" Ash muttered while looking very annoyed.
"Yes?" He asked.
"Do you want to fight him?" Ash asked the fire pig.
"Do you think I can beat him?" Tepig asked nervously.
"Of course I do." Ash said while patting Tepig on the head with a smile on his face.
"Go Tepig, you can do it!" Bianca cheered.
"Give him heck dude!" Pignite cheered.
"Win, win, fight, fight, fight!" Axew chanted.
Lillipup just barked, however he meant well.
Iris just smiled, Tepig then blew embers out of his snout.
"Go get him." Pikachu said while giving the rookie a thumbs up, as Tepig entered the battlefield.
"I do apologize about Miss Purrloin, and I do hope she gets well soon." Pansage said.
"Um, thanks." Ash and Tepig forgave him.
"Ah, now then to battle." Pansage muttered.
"Tepig Tackle!" Tepig rammed right into the green monkey.
"Vital Throw!" Cilan ordered as Pansage grabbed a hold of the tiny starter pig Pokemon.
"Ember his face!" Ash ordered, and much to Pansage and Cilan's horror Tepig blasted a shot of Ember in mid throw. This caused the monkey to be lit ablaze. Cilan motioned him to stop, drop, and roll. Pansage did so.
"Quick Tepig use Flame Charge!" Bianca cried out. Iris and Pignite gave the blushing blond a small smirk.
"Tepig Tackle Pansage again!" Tepig quickly tackled the rolling Pansage.
"Pansage Clos-" Cilan was about to say when Pidove came back, and dropped stool on both Cilan and Pansage.
"MY EYES!" They both screamed.
"Oh, what shots, that was beautiful! I'm not sorry, and I'd do it again too. AHAHAHAHAHA!" Pidove laughed as she flew back to Ash and the rest.
"Are all Unova bird Pokemon crazy?" Pikachu wondered to himself.
"Ew, gross!" Bianca whined.
"Pidove, you're nasty." Iris muttered with a disgusted look on her face that matched Axew's.
"Ummm, Tepig Ember!" Ash ordered after his brain registered what his bird just did.
The fire pig not only tackled Pansage, but lit him on fire again. However, Pansage Vital Threw Tepig away from him, causing the pig some pain, as he slowly got up.
"Pansage, Solar Beam!" Cilan cried out. Pansage wiped the bird dung from his eyes, and charged up his beam.
"Tepig, use Tackle, and Ember again!" Ash commanded.
"…Are you sure I can do it?" Tepig doubted himself.
"HECK YEAH! NOW DO IT!" Ash and Pikachu cheered while Tepig ran as fast as he could as fire started to come out of his body. Pansage was about to fire the Solar Beam, only for him to be blasted with not only his own attack, but the Tackle Ember combo as well. The two were blasted away, as dust was covering the battle field. Everyone held their breath.
The smoke cleared for Ash to see Tepig half asleep, while Cilan saw his partner on the ground fainted. The battle for him was sadly over.
"I guess…The Challenger is the winner?" Cress asked.
"Woot! Way to go Tepig AHAHA!" Ash cried out, as he picked up Tepig and ran in a circle of joy.
"Victory!" Pikachu, Pidove, and a half awake Oshawott cried out!
"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! ASH YOU WON!" Bianca and Axew cheered.
Iris had a big smile on her face as she clapped. The two girls went to congradulate their friend. Bianca gave Ash a big hug, while Pignite gave Ash's Pokemon a bear hug,
"Alright, way to go. That's my little kid!" Iris finally cheered; she gave Ash a quick high five.
"I told you, that I knew what I was doing." Ash said with a smirk.
"Sure, cause Pidove landing droppings must have been a part of your grand master plan." Iris teased, in good nature.
"Well I think on my feet." Ash admitted. They spotted Cilan, who had cleaned his face.
"Well, that was a rather unexpected battle. A fresh and brand new taste in my mouth, something that I haven't had in some time. Good job, Ash the badge is yours." Cilan proclaimed to the celebrating victor.
"Tada, the Trio Badge." Cilan said while handing over the gold, red, blue, and green jeweled badge over.
"Oh thanks, but this wasn't really about the badge. My friends and I were just here for the food, and I got caught up in a battle. Still, it made my Pokemon stronger to take down Team Plasma so thanks." Ash said.
"Speaking of this Team Plamsa, I was wondering if I could join you all in stopping them." Cilan asked.
"Oh, well it's kinda sudden, but I'm game. What do you think guys?" Ash asked.
"Sure, the more the merrier." Iris said, still she felt a small headache coming on.
"Will you cook our meals?" Bianca asked.
"I'd be happy too." Cilan said cheerfully.
"Welcome aboard!" Bianca cried happily while quickly shaking his hand.
"Cilan, are you kidding us?" Cress asked a bit shocked.
"He's gotta be." Chili added.
"Cress, Chili, if what they are telling us is true, then it's our duty as Gym Leaders to stop them. Also I was thinking of taking a break from this place sooner or later. It's been bland. If I'm to go and improve not only as a Pokemon Trainer, but as a chef, and many other things, I must travel this great land of ours, and regain my passion. Also to protect the future of young Pokemon and trainers alike." Cilan declared dramatically.
"Well…if there is no stopping you." Cress muttered.
"Then…for the good of Unova's future." Chili caved in.
"Still you're our brother, so go on, and cut the lies to get to the truth!" His brother cheered.
"What does that mean?" Ash, Iris, and Pikachu asked.
Cilan's pulled out two large green blades from his sleeves, and snapped them together to make a large pair of scissors. Ash looked at his aura staff.
"Well now Plasma doesn't stand a chance. Still, maybe we should shower, and heal our Pokemon." Ash muttered.
"Well I need to pack, but I shall see you all tomorrow." Cilan said.
"Okay tomorrow then." Iris said as they started to make their way to the Pokemon Center. Bianca was cheering that they wouldn't have to starve from now on, with Cilan on the team. Axew could have sworn he saw something moving by the door, but didn't think anything of it.
End of chapter.
