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Everyone found themselves sitting in a court house, wondering how in the world did Mario and RWB get themselves into trouble. First they landed at Delfino, then they got arrested, and now… the next day, they were in court.
Of course, since Mario and RWB couldn't find themselves an attorney, Peach quickly filled in for them as she had a gut feeling that she needed to do this. To her relief, they had allowed it.
Peach sat on the chair, wondering what she got herself into while Mario and RWB sat on the hot seat at this very moment, as everyone wondered how the hell did they get themselves in this kind of situation, and just when the dreaded silence couldn't keep them any more anxious… the doors opened.
"All rise for the honorable judge!" A Pianta said and glared hard at Mario and RWB. "May the judge have mercy on your souls…"
A judge Pianta walked over to his usual seat and when he got up there, he cleared his throat and pounded his gavel. "Court is now in session! …Wait a minute, I was told there were five!"
"About that, your honor. We tried to get her in here but she tried to escape. So we took… shall we say, drastic measures." A Pianta said, holding up a picture of Mona in chains and in a strait jacket. "Unfortunately, we chained her up too much that she became heavy to move, so we left her there."
"You couldn't just, I dunno, wheelchaired her in?" The Pianta prosecutor asked.
"We didn't have any on standby."
The prosecutor facepalmed. "Of course…"
The judge sweatdropped. "Ai yai yai… anyway, the prosecution may start."
"Thank you, your honor." The prosecutor cleared his throat. "As you are no doubt aware, someone has been senselessly defacing fair Isle Delfino with some paint-like substance. The accused is charged with polluting our beautiful home and yes, endangering our very way of life. Indeed, how can one not be aware of what it is going on? Though it is day time in Delfino Plaza, our poor residents tremble beneath a veil of darkness. Expert Shine scholars have determined that this darkness has arisen because all of our guardians, the Shine Sprites, have vanished from their gathering spot at the Shine Gate. The reason? It's quite obvious. This horrible graffiti is to blame."
The prosecutor then held up a few wanted posters of what appeared to be images of Mario and RWB, as they all looked at it in shock. "Behold these sketches of the perpetrators based on eye-witness descriptions. The truth is obvious, the guilty party sits among us. It is none other than Mario Mario, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, and Blake Belladonna!"
"Objection!" Peach exclaimed as hard as she could, as Toadsworth tried to say it as well, buuut…
"Overruled!" The judge said, causing Peach's heart to drop. "I judge the defendants guilty as charged. I hereby order the defendants to clean this entire island. Until Isle Delfino is completely free of their vile handiwork, they shall not be allowed to-"
The sound of doors were heard opening.
"HOLD IT!"
"What the?!" The Judge yelled as the whole room turned to see two people standing in the door way, one of them pointing at the judge.
The one pointing at the judge was dressed like an attorney and dressed sharp for the occasion… not to mention he had his hair spiked to the back.
The other was a girl wearing a purple kimono, purple sandals and a necklace consisting of several orbs and a magatama.
"Who are you?!" The judge demanded to know.
The man smirked. "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney! And I declare that this trial is far from over!"
BGM: Phoenix Wright ~ Objection! (Phoenix Wright – Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice)
"What are you talking about? This trial is over already! You're going to be tried for contempt of court! Guards, get these two out of here!" The prosecutor yelled as the guards ran over to him.
"OBJECTION!" Phoenix yelled, pointing his finger with such amazement… that it literally blew the guards away, nearly knocking the prosecutor off of his feet and the "hair" from the judge to be blown off.
"Ack!" The judge exclaimed, holding on to his hair to grab it… and nearly falling off of his chair in the process.
"…What is going on…" Grif wondered.
"I dunno, but I want him to be on Red Team!" Sarge said.
"He's wearing blue." Simmons said.
"Dammit, Blue Team's got a good lawyer! Damn you blue team…"
"We don't have any and you know it!" Church said while everyone else was in commotion of what was going on, and the judge readjusted his hair and slammed his gavel on the podium.
"Order! Order in the court!" The Judge ordered. "Arrest this man!" He ordered… only to see that the guards were cowering behind the judges seat, trembling in fear over the man. "…Ugh, fine… the trial is continuing, unfortunately."
"Thank you." Phoenix said.
"Phew…" Maya sighed with relief as they walked over to where Peach and Toadsworth were at.
"Mind if we sit here?" Phoenix asked.
"Sure, go ahead." Peach said as she and Toadsworth went back to their original seats.
"Hey! They can't do that!" The Prosecutor yelled.
"Technically, those two weren't their lawyers, so I'm allowing it."
"You are?!"
"…Of course, this lawyer kinda scares me…"
Phoenix then proceeded to slam the palm of his hands on the table. "So… you honestly believe these four-"
"Five. One of them wouldn't hand over a Shine Sprite." The prosecutor explained. "She's not here because we couldn't lift her up when we put too many chains on her plus a strait jacket."
Maya sweatdropped. "You couldn't have used a dolly?"
"We actually have one… but it's under a bunch of boxes so we didn't bother pulling it out." A guard said, while the prosecutor facepalmed.
"I see… so these five were thrown in jail over vandalism while one of them held a Shine Sprite hostage. I don't buy this." Phoenix said. "We need more evidence on this. You can't just quickly throw them in jail over something like this."
"We can and we will… and we did! These four are guilty!" The Prosecutor exclaimed.
Phoenix rubbed his chin in thought. "I see… tell me, have you questioned them?"
"Why would we question them when we know they did it? Look at the wanted posters!" He pointed to the screens. "Seriously! It's all the evidence we need. There's also some evidence of other heinous crimes like stealing fruit from the supermarket, writing offensive things on the sand, and not to mention… destroying everything they touched! One of our fair people are in the hospital because of them!"
"We would never do that!" Weiss said.
"Yeah!" Ruby nodded.
"The guilty party should not be allowed to speak! They are not to be questioned!"
What kind of system is this? Phoenix wondered with a deadpan look as he walked over to the four. "So, tell me, where were you four when the crime happened?"
"We were in the Mushroom Kingdom. We had no knowledge of this." Mario explained. "Peach had won a vacation and invited all of us to Delfino, and the next thing we know, we were thrown in jail!"
"AHA! So you did do it!" The Prosecutor said. "Criminals always return to the scene of the crime! Your move, Phoenix Wrong!"
"HOLD IT!" Phoenix yelled, knocking the prosecutor to his butt.
End BGM
"What kind of voice do you have?!"
"Now how can you be so sure they're criminals? How could they commit the crime when they weren't even here in the first place!"
BGM: Pursuit ~ Cornered (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
"Wh-what?! What are you talking about!"
"It's simple. They claim they were in the Mushroom Kingdom when the crimes happened. Tell me, how could you possibly commit the crime if you weren't there?"
"I-It's simple, really! They came here, made a mess of things, and went back and pretended they have no knowledge of this place!"
"Defendants! Tell me, have you ever heard of Isle Delfino?"
"We've actually never heard of it." Blake said. "We didn't think this place existed until Peach brought us here."
"AHA!" The prosecutor yelled and turned to Peach. "So Peach has heard of this place? So it was her that caused this mess!"
"WHAT! How dare you think I would do such a thing!" Peach exclaimed in offense.
"Admit it! You did those crimes!"
"I did not!"
"Order!" The Judge ordered.
"Now you're just grasping for straws!" Phoenix said. "It's obvious who committed these crimes!"
"Oh yeah? And who did? You call yourself an Ace Attorney, so who did this!"
"It's simple. Someone who has a personal grudge against Mario and RWBY of course! They decided to become them and have them do horrible crimes and pin it on them!" Phoenix said. "If we find these culprits, everything will be clear!"
"Hmph. I give you 72 hours!" The Prosecutor said.
"Uh… if I may…" The judge said. "Only I can give the verdict. Mr. Wright, you make a compelling case, but I must give a verdict. How about this, Mario and his friends go free and explore this island however they like. However! No one on this island is allowed to leave this island until we find these culprits once and for all. Since I believe Mr. Wright, the ones who came to this island by plane are free to investigate the cause of this incident, and the police are not to investigate Mario and his friends no longer! I declare Mario and his friends… Not Guilty!"
"WHAT?!" The Prosecutor yelled. "Mr. Wright! I will not stand for this! These people are guilty!"
"No, they're not guilty. In fact, they're perfectly innocent and are free to do what they were originally going to do in the first place… and in fact, Maya and I are going to help with this investigation. So TAKE THAT!" He yelled, pointing his finger at the prosector, as it was enough to actually send the Prosecutor flying as he slammed into the wall and faceplanted.
"Ow…"
"Everyone is free to go… but this investigation is still under way!"
End BGM
"Court adjourned."
BGM: Have a Nice Talk (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
"Well… that was quite something." Daisy said.
"I'll say!" Yang agreed. "Still, I knew from the beginning that my team was innocent."
"I didn't know if I could handle being in that jail cell any longer…" Ruby shuddered.
"So… Phoenix, was it? How did you know about us?" Blake wondered.
"Ah, Ryu called us."
"You know Ryu?" Yang asked.
"We sure do!" Maya giggled. "We met him at this… very dangerous event."
"Dangerous, how dangerous?" Weiss asked.
"Dangerous enough to but two worlds at risk. let's just go with that… though I wonder if we'll see those other guys again?" Maya wondered.
"Ryu did say that it wasn't the first time their universes crossed paths, so it's possible we could." Phoenix said. But I don't think I could've taken another Hulk Smash… He thought.
"Well, thank you for helping us clear our names. But I do have to ask… were there any other people that came with you?" Mario wondered.
"You got that right!" A voice said as they turned to see Elise, Sakura, Subaki, Hana, Effie, Arthur and Percy walking up to them, though they were in their bathing suits and Effie was eating a banana, also Pit was with them as well.
"Oh, it's you guys!" Ruby grinned and then saw Pit. "Pit!"
"We saw the news and hurried over as quick as we could!" Pit said as he went over and hugged Ruby, to which she hugged him back.
"It's a good thing we did." Hana said, then they heard foot steps as they saw Taiyang walking over to them.
"Girls!"
"Dad?!" Ruby and Yang exclaimed.
"I saw the news. You girls okay? Also, why is this Faunus boy hugging you?"
"I'm actually an ang-"Pit was cut off by Ruby.
"Yeah, we are. We got their names cleared since this guy helped us." Ruby said, pointing to Phoenix who could only chuckle and sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. "Also, dad… meet Pit, he's my boyfriend."
"Oh, good… I was worried that you girls got yourselves in serious trouble and I was going to get to the bottom of th-thi-thi-BOYFRIEND?!" Tai yelled and glared hard at Pit, which actually intimidated him. "You and I are going to have a serious discussion later…" He said.
"Uh… r-right…" Pit paled.
"He's not the only one who was gonna get to the bottom of this…" A drunken voice said as they saw a drunken man walk into the scene, bumbling his way through. "Ruby. Yang. How ya doin'?"
"Wait, he knows those two… and he's drunk." Simmons said. "…Sir…"
"Right ahead of you!" Sarge said, pulling out his shotgun. "Back away from the girls, you dirtbag!"
"Oh ho ho ho… you think you can get away with shooting me like that?"
"Wait!" Ruby said as she and Yang got in front of Qrow with their arms spread out. "This man is our uncle!"
"That… man is your uncle?!" Weiss exclaimed.
"There's no possible way. He's drunk!" Grif said.
"He's always drunk!" Ruby and Yang said in unison… right when Qrow was having himself a drink from his flask.
"…I can't believe what I'm hearing." Washington said.
"Your uncle looks cool!" Nora grinned. "Though… why is your dad giving him the stink eye?"
"It's complicated…" Tai grumbled while Qrow did a little 'hmph' and looked away… and then Qrow felt something on his arm as he looked to see Ruby holding on to it.
"So, Uncle Qrow! Did you miss me? Did you miss me?!"
Qrow did a little cheeky grin. "No." He said and ruffled up her hair. "So… what now?"
"Well, no one can leave this island until the suspects have been found." Phoenix informed. "So, you guys are unfortunately trapped here."
"Well, that's fine. I want to find the jerks who framed my kid in the first place." Tai said, cracking his knuckles while they heard footsteps as they saw Mona walking over to them, unstrapped and unchained.
"Who is the guy that freed me?" Mona asked.
"That would be me." Phoenix said... and then got tackled to the ground by her. "OOOF!"
"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"
"Ack… no problem!"
"Wait, I have to ask… who are you?" Jaune asked Maya.
"I'm Maya, a Spirit Medium. I talk to spirits, basically."
"Oh, neat… wait, what?"
"So, where do we start on this investigation?" Pyrrha wondered.
"If I may." FLUDD said as they looked at him where Mario put him back on. "Data analysis verifies that the inhabitants are indeed troubled by pollution, but the pollution itself is not the main problem. That object that most of you have found at the airstrip? It is a Shine Sprite. Shine Sprites are the source of power on Isle Delfino. They used to gather in great numbers at the Shine Gate but the graffiti incident has polluted the island and most of the Shine Sprites have fled. There is no longer any power support the peaceful lifestyle of the islanders. It is most pitiable. The only way to ensure the return of the Shine Sprites is to keep the island from becoming any dirtier. The perpetrators are likely at work, even as we speak."
"So, we gather up the Shine Sprites and destroy any of the gunk that we find… while also finding the perpetrators." Peach said
Coco smirked. "Well now, this vacation just got more interesting!"
Anthony looked to Mona. "We collect the shiny things, we don't keep them and we don't give them trouble. Got it?"
"Oh… alright… but can I keep one as a souvenir?"
"No."
"Aww…"
"Alright, let's-a go!" Luigi said as they walked out of the courthouse.
BGM: Delfino Plaza (Super Mario Sunshine)
As they walked out, they went around the main plaza, looking for a way to find the perps who did this, but some of them, Hana, Mario, Luigi, Ruby, Sakura, Pyrrha and Captain Toad made their way to the heart of the plaza where they saw a large amount of goop in the area.
"Wow, that's a lot!" Captain Toad said as Mario went right to work on cleaning it up with FLUDD while they noticed some jelly-like creatures coming out of them.
"What are those?" Pyrrha asked.
"Data analysis complete. Those are Goobles." FLUDD said where they hit a few to get rid of them and then Mario sprayed a small mound, where another Polluted Piranha Plant popped out… only to get instantly killed when Hana slashed through the neck.
"Huh… I thought you needed water to kill them." Ruby said.
"Who's got time to spray it in their mouth?" Hana asked, and suddenly when the goop disappeared, the whole place started to rumble, catching the attention of everyone as they went to the source.
End BGM
"What the hell is going on over here?" Daisy asked as they saw a Pianta statue rising from the ground… but they all something on top of the statue.
"Princess, look! On the statue's head!" Toadsworth exclaimed.
"What…?" Peach could only whisper as they saw a blue shadowy version of Mario, looking directly at Peach with its red eyes. "…Mario…?" She wondered as this 'Shadow Mario' jumped off of the statue and landed in front of Peach… and before anyone could do anything, he quickly snatched her up before anyone could even blink. "AAAH!"
BGM: Shadow Mario (Super Mario Sunshine)
"I'll be taking this!" He said and ran off.
"…Hey! HEY!" Mario yelled and chased after him.
"Split up! We'll corner him!" Pit ordered.
"Right!" Ruby nodded as they went in opposite directions while Mario chased him directly. Shadow Mario used a paintbrush to quickly paint goop in the area to get rid of Mario following him, but Mario quickly used his athletic ability to dodge the paint while the Piantas were watching this.
Shadow Mario quickly jumped on the ledge and still ran off with Mario chasing him in front of the cops as they looked at each other, then at their coffee and then proceeded to dump it on the ground.
"Mario! Spray me!" FLUDD said as Mario nodded and quickly sprayed at Shadow Mario, accidentally getting Peach wet in the process.
"Ack! Blegh!" Peach groaned. "Watch where you're spraying that!"
"Sorry!"
It was at this moment that Shadow Mario soon found himself cornered by the others, their weapons drawn at him but he quickly did a front flip to jump over them as they chased after them… and it was at this moment that Peach had enough.
"Hiyah!" She yelled, karate chopping the back of his neck to knock him down. Peach quickly got back up and glared at Shadow Mario who got back up and glared at the princess who got in a karate pose and did a 'come at me' taunt at him.
Shadow Mario quickly tried to whack her over the head with the paintbrush but she dodged every swing and did a sweep kick and then pulled out her umbrella and whacked him over the head to knock him back. He then tried to punch her, but they heard a bark and Stoutland jumped over Peach and landed in front of her, with Toadsworth riding him.
"Back, you vile fiend! Back, I say!" He ordered, aiming his cane at him as Stoutland growled where Shadow Mario looked around, seeing that he was cornered and did a side flip where in the blink of an eye, he painted an M emblem on the front of the statue and hopped right in, disappearing inside it where FLUDD gave Mario the idea to spray it and so he did, as it shined brightly as he jumped in.
"Did he just…" Grif said.
"Let's go in!" Pit said as he, RWBY, JNPR, JINX, MAJC, Luigi, Daisy, Peach, Sakura and her retainers and Sarge went in as well, leaving the others behind.
"What is going on!" Washington exclaimed.
"I don't know… but this is getting weird…" Sun said as he was gonna go in, but Coco grabbed his arm. "Whoa! What are you doing!"
"We are going to be doing some shopping! We'll get the other guys later!" Coco said as she walked off.
"Oh princess… I hope you are alright." Toadsworth hoped.
BGM: Bianco Hills (Super Mario Sunshine)
Mario landed on the ground and looked around. "Where am I…?" He wondered.
"You're at Bianco Hills and… wait a minute, weren't you here before?" A Blue Pianta asked, and then the others landed near him.
"Wait, where are we? Are we still in Delfino?" Nyx wondered.
"We are. This is Bianco Hills, a small village in Delfino."
"Neat!" Daisy said. "So… where is that loser." She wondered, cracking her knuckles as they walked up the hill and saw a ramp going down and into the river, where there were sprinklers spraying into the ramp, making it a slip and slide.
"So… anyone going down that?" Luigi asked.
"Coming through!" Daisy exclaimed, deciding to slide her way down. "WAHOOOOOO!" She yelled as she hit the stream. "Come on guys! The water's great down here!"
"I… I don't know about this…" Sakura shyly said.
"WOOOHOOOO!" Ruby yelled.
"Of course she would do that…" Weiss sighed as Luigi decided to do the same, along with Mario, Peach, Sakura after some encouragement from Hana, Nora, Jade and Nyx while everyone else walked down… but then Sarge changed his mind and slid down.
"YEEHAW! THIS IS THE BEST THING I EVER DID!" He yelled, while Pit was still debating.
"Hmm… no, don't do it." Pit said as he walked away… and then came back a second later. "Oh, what the heck! One slide won't hurt!" He grinned as he took a running start and slid down. "WOOHOOOO!" He then hit the water and made a big splash in the process. "Ha! That's a better splash than the high diving competition with Pittoo!" He said as he climbed out while everyone else used the tight rope and made it safely over.
"Why is this door closed?" Yang asked.
"Oh, it's because of what that person did. He made a mess on the other side… and there's monsters everywhere over there. We didn't want them coming in to our village." A female Pianta said.
"Monsters, eh?" Yang smirked, cracking her knuckles as she decided to punch the doors open… and saw a huge mess in front of them. "…Oh my."
"Coming through." Mario said, using FLUDD to spray a path for them while everyone had their weapons out and taking out any Goobles that were coming their way. They saw another Goop Generator in the distance as they went over while dodging the goop covered Piranhabons in the way, and as Mario sprayed water on the Goop Generator the other Polluted Piranha Plant came out and roared at them.
BGM: Vs Polluted Piranha Plant (Super Mario Sunshine)
As they brought out their weapons, Jen was the first to shoot them with her guns, which were two custom .44 magnum revolvers, the left one named 'Judge', and the right one named 'Jury'. These two words were also in cursive.
"Come on! Why! Won't! You! Die!"
"Bullets can't hurt it!" Jaune said.
"Grrr…" Jen then pulled out the magazine and then loaded it with Ice Dust and then shot the Polluted Piranha Plant, but it simply didn't even care and spit out goop at them, to which they avoided and then Mario sprayed water to harm it… and then Hana slashed through the neck to kill it.
End BGM
"Wait, so cutting the neck also works?" Iris asked.
"We'd be here forever if Mario sprayed it in the mouth! No offense." Hana said.
"None taken." He said as the whole place rumbled with the goop disappearing and a small hill rose from the ground, and then a Shine Sprite rose from the ground.
"And that's another one." Xena said.
"FAUNUS COMING THROUGH!" Mona yelled as she ran toward the Shine Sprite and took it. "It is so shiny!"
One of these days, I'm going to smack her… Jen thought.
It was at this moment that Nyx sensed something that was coming in hot as she looked up. "LOOK OUT!" She yelled as they looked up and quickly dove out of the way… just as a big ball of goop landed right on top of Mona and the Shine Sprite.
"Blegh! What was that? …Aww… the shiny is not even shiny anymore…" Mona groaned as she tossed it into the water, which washed out all the goop as the Shine Sprite flew up and took off to the Shine Gate. "But… aw…"
"What was that?" Peach asked.
"I am detecting a big enemy on top of the windmill." FLUDD said as they looked up to see a gigantic oversized Piranha Plant up top. "Data analysis identifies it as Petey Piranha, the leader of the Piranha Plants." He said and another huge goop ball came down.
"Lady Sakura, look out!" Hana dove toward Sakura and pushed her down, avouding the goop ball before it exploded behind them. "You alright?"
"I am now." Sakura smiled and looked down at her shoes. "Aww… my shoes are all dirty now…"
"Ha! Is that the best you can do? You'll have to try harder than that!" Sarge yelled with a taunt… and more goop balls rained down.
"You had to ask." Subaki muttered as they dodged the incoming rain of dirtiness… and they succeeded… until one particularly big ball of goop made a big splash… and some of it landed on Yang's hair.
"What'd we ever do to you?" Anthony asked.
"Uh oh…" Ruby said as she noticed how dirty Yang's hair got… and how she was trembling with rage.
"That… that…" Yang growled.
"Quick! Someone push her in the water!" Pit exclaimed but before they could do anything, Yang shot up into the air to cross the bridge and ran straight to the windmill.
"Yang! Wait for us!" Weiss exclaimed.
"I feel like we should stay away… just to be on the safe side." Sakura said.
"Lady Sakura… now's not the time to be cowardly." Subaki said. "Uh… no offense."
"It's okay… b-but, I-It's not my fault that I heard a horror story on how she beat up Pit…"
"Uh, who told you that?" Pit asked.
"Viridi…"
Pit facepalmed. "Why did Lady Palutena tell her about that…"
"Tell me that story sometime!" Daisy said.
"And me!" Sarge said.
"…Oh great…" Pit grumbled.
"So, we going up there or what?" Sarge asked.
"I strongly advise we let Yang handle this." FLUDD said. "She is nearly at the top as we speak."
"Fine by me." Nyx said as they noticed a portal opening up for them to head back to the plaza. "There's our ride, I guess."
Yang ran up the spiraling hill, punching any Piranhabon in the way until she jumped high enough to get up on the upper ledge, and then hopped on top of the windmill platform as she waited to get to the top, and then she jumped up to meet the towering Piranha Plant.
Petey Piranha looked down at the blonde and then roared loudly which it echoed throughout Bianco Hills, and Yang covered her ears before she got ready to fight him while cracking her knuckles… and then the roof they were standing on started to crack, startling the both of them as they looked around… and then it started to crack some more, both of them looking down as they looked at each other with an 'oh crap' look on their faces… and then the roof collapsed, both of them screaming with Petey's screaming being the loudest.
BGM: Vs. Boss (Super Mario Sunshine)
Yang landed on her feet while Petey landed on his back, but he got back up and glared at Yang before swinging his leaves to create mini wind tornadoes, but Yang jumped out of the way and sent a fiery shot at Petey, knocking him back. Yang jumped over and went over to punch him, but he swung his head to knock Yang toward a wall as he then jumped up to try to land on her, but she rolled out of the way and then quickly punched him a few times before he sent a point blank tornado to knock her away.
Petey then jumped up and landed and then roared at Yang that had a shockwave to hit her, then he put his leaves together and sent out a few fireballs to knock it toward her but she quickly avoided the attacks and then shot at Petey. The bullets hit him but it wasn't enough to knock him down. He sent out a big tornado and it had caught Yang, but she used this to her advantage as when she went toward a wall, she readjusted herself, and when her feet hit the wall, she launched herself off like a rocket and punched Petey in the head to knock himself down and had his belly button exposed.
Yang noticed this as she jumped up in the air and punched the Belly Button, to which Petey yelped in agony and got back up before headbutting Yang toward a wall. He walked over to the dazed huntress and then opened his mouth, seeming to exhale… and vomited out a ton of goop on her, which of course made her hair entirely dirty.
Petey was unaware that was a fatal mistake.
"Oh… YOU…!" Yang growled as she punched her fists together, her hair catching on fire as she summoned the Xiao Long Arm and then launched herself over to Petey and punched him in the head to knock him over, then she punched his belly button repeatedly as he tried to get up but the angry woman wouldn't let him get up.
Then suddenly, some mysterious orange ink came down on top of the windmill, hitting Petey repeatedly as he was groaning and desperately trying to spit it out as his belly got bigger. "What the hell…?" Yang wondered and looked up to see nobody, but then Petey was desperately trying to get up as she noticed that the belly button was bigger… so she jumped up and punched Petey hard enough to cause the ink to be splattered everywhere as Petey let out a groan of defeat before dissolving in goop and disappearing.
End BGM
Before Yang could figure out what happened, a Shine Sprite appeared before her as she grabbed it as a portal appeared before her. "I need to take a dip in the ocean…" She complained and then walked in, and on top of the windmill, a squid-looking girl was holding a paintball gun and had a disapproved look on her face.
"Ugh, that was meant for the human…" She grumbled.
"There there." A voice said as she turned to see some kind of octopus in a DJ outfit. "You will get those pesky humans soon enough. You and your brother will be victorious."
"If you say so… lord Octavio…" She said, hiding a vicious scowl from Octavio.
Back in the plaza…
"Hmm… now where will be a good start to find these suspects…" Phoenix wondered.
"Who knows, anything would be a good place to star-" Maya suddenly tripped. "WHOA!" She yelled and faceplanted. "Ow…"
"You okay?"
"Yeah… I'm fine… but I think I tripped on something." She said as they saw something shiny in the sand as they dug it out… and revealed a Shine Sprite that gently floated up and took off straight for the Shine Gate. "Ooooh!"
"Well, at least we found one of them." Phoenix chuckled.
Meanwhile… in the ocean…
"Mmph, that's just like that kid. Taking off to a new island without even telling us." A scruffy man said.
"Hey, at least we tracked him down." Another voice said, belonging to a girl.
"Yeah yeah…" He said and then looked at Delfino and then looked at the girl. "Are you sure you're okay leaving your mother like that?"
"Gladion said that he'll keep an eye on mother. Right now, I want to be with you guys. Be on another adventure. You probably don't know what I'm talking about, Guzma…"
"Heh, you got spunk kid. I like it." He chuckled as they reached the shoreline of the plaza and got off. "Alright, let's go track him down and tell him off."
"Right!" She nodded as they walked off together.
The plot thickens... mwahahaha!
Also, in case if you're wondering how Petey suddenly shot a few fireballs at Yang, I give you three simple words! Super. Princess. Peach. That is all!
