Here we go. Get ready for the ride with Gollum, Smeagol, and their gang. Let's see how well this turns out for them.;)

Chapter 17

The Robbery/The Witch-King's Intvertion

Brujon-Shagrat

Babet-Gorbag

Claqusous-Great Goblin

Montparnasse-Master of Lake Town


(Smeagol)

Everyone here, you know your place

Shagrat, Gorbag, Great Goblin

You, Master of Lake Town, watch for the law

With Arwen, take care.

You turn on the tears

No mistakes, my dears

(Gollum)

These bloody rebels on our streets

Here they come slumming once again

Our Arwen would kiss their feet

She never had a scrap of brain

Frodo who just finished a rally with his friends came to see his best friend Arwen. Arwen was a beautiful elf who had to live on the streets.

(Frodo)

Hey Arwen, what's up today?

I haven't seen you much about.

(Arwen)

Here, you can always catch me in.

(Frodo)

Mind the Nazgul and the Orcs don't catch you out!

(Arwen)

Here, whatcher doing with all them books?

I could be a rebel too!

Don't judge a She-Elf by how she looks

I know a lot of things I do!

(Frodo)

Poor Arwen, the things you know

You wouldn't find in books like these.

(Arwen)

I like the way you grow your hair.

(Frodo)

I like the way you always tease.

(Arwen)

Little he knows!

Little he sees!

That was when a man with his daughter who was an elf came on that very street that day. The man looked to be 87 years old while the girl looked to be 17 years old just like Arwen. That was when Smeagol and Gollum smiled wickedly and called Arwen over to them.

(Gollum)

Here's the old boy.

Stay on the job

And watch out for the law.

(Arwen)

Stay out of this.

(Frodo)

But Arwen...

(Arwen)

You'll be in trouble here

It's not your concern

You'll be in the clear

(Frodo)

Who is that man?

(Arwen)

Leave me alone!

(Frodo)

Why is he here? Hey, Arwen!

Frodo started to run after Arwen when he bumped into the girl who took his breath away. His eyes met hers and his heart beats faster and said in a very kind voice. Arwen saw it all that she became jealous of the girl.

(Frodo)

I didn't see you there, forgive me.

(Smeagol)

Please M'sieur, come this way

Here's a child that ain't eaten today.

Save a life, spear a sou

God rewards the good that you do.

Wait a bit. Know that face.

Ain't the world a remarkable place?

Men like me do forget

You're the bastard that borrowed Aria!

(Aragorn)

What is this? Are you mad?

No, M'sieur, you don't know what you do!

(Smeagol)

You know me, you know me.

I'm a con, just like you.

(Arwen)

It's the Nazgul and Orcs of Mordor! Disappear!

Run for it! It's the Witch-King of Angmar!

Smeagol and his gang started a fight with Aragorn before the Witch-King came. Frodo saw the fight that broke out and jumped in the way of Aria to protect her. That was hell broke loose for them. The Witch-King was going to start with arresting Gollum, Smeagol, and their gang to bring them back to Mordor for a fate worse then death.

(Witch-King)

Another brawl in the square

Another stink in the air!

Was there a witness to this?

Well, let him speak to the Witch-King!

M'sieur, the streets are not safe,

But let these vermin beware

We'll see that justice is done!

Look upon this fine collection

Crawled from underneath a stone

This swarm of worms and maggots

Could have picked you to the bone!

I know this man over here

I know his name and his trade

And on your witness, M'sieur,

We'll see him suitably paid.

When the Witch-King turned around to face Aragorn, he wasn't there. Both Aragorn and Aria have disappeared from his sight.

(Witch-King)

But where's the gentleman gone?

And why on earth did he run?

(Smeagol)

You will have the job to catch him

He's the one you should arrest

No more bourgeois when you scratch him

Than that brand upon his chest!

(Witch-King)

Could it be he's some old jailbird

That the tide now washes in

Heard my name and started running

Had the brand upon his skin

And the girl who stood beside him

When I turned they both had gone

Could he be the man I hunted?

Could it be he's Aragorn?

(Smeagol)

In the absence of a victim,

Dear Witch-King, may I go?

And remember when you've nicked him,

It was me who told you so!

(Witch-King)

Let the old man keep on running

I will run him off his feet!

Everyone about your business

Clear this garbage off the street!

The Witch-King left with the Nazgul and the Orcs who came with him. Smeagol and Gollum smiled in the direction that Aragorn and Aria went. They turned to their gang and told them about a plan that formed in their heads. All while smiling wickedly.


There's chapter 17. I hoped you all enjoyed. Smeagol and Gollum are plotting and the Witch-King is still on the hunt for Aragorn. Get ready for the next chapter.:)