This was requested by DoseiEvans.


It was the day of Cedric's funeral. For once all the houses was silent. Everyone was silent, well everyone except one. Cho Chang was bouncing. No she was skipping, no she was dancing. Harry was staring at her the entire way through the funeral. As she walked towards the grave he caught up with her.

"Hey Harry." She giggled.

"Yes Cho."

"I see dead people."

"Cho, of course you do. We're at a funeral."

"Exactly." She giggled.

"Cho? Are you drunk on Butter Beer?"

"Haha." She suddenly went serious, "No."

"Then what's going on?"

"Nothing." she handed him a flask, "Here. Have a drink."

Harry downed the flask, "Thanks, I needed this."

She whispered in his ear,"Meet me in Moaning Myrtles bathroom in 1 hour." She then managed to disappear into a none existent shadow.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." Even three years laters the people at that funeral still call Harry 'Minion' form that one line.


Harry stormed into the girls bathroom. He could here someone sing We're off to see the Wizard.

"So are you going to tell me what this is about?"

"Maybe."

"Tell me Cho." Cho started to walk towards Harry.

"Why do you want to know?" She was a metre away.

"Come on Cho. This is wrong and you know it," she was touching him arms, "Come on. This is wrong, it's Cedric's funeral."

"Screw him." they were touching foreheads.

"You really are drunk on Butter Beer, aren't you." she giggled again and this time Harry joined in.

"There was Butter Beer in that flask, wasn't there."

"Yes."

"You're incredible Cho."

"Why thank you."

"Incredibly weird."

"Ugh."

"I'm just kidding. You're an amazing girl."

"Thank you."

"An amazing girl who is also really weird. Wow you should really let people finish."

"You bastard."

Then they kissed and they didn't stop kissing when Myrtle watched them and kissed. They didn't stop when a bunch of girls came in and they certainly didn't stop when all the water system broke and they got soaked in toilet water.


Slowly they walked down the walls all the way to Hagrid's place.

"We're off to see the wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is the wiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was." Cho sang all the way down to Hagrid's place.

Harry joined in, "We're off to see the wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz."

"Let's go play with a beast." Harry said, drunk.

"Oh, did Hagrid get a new pet?" Cho smiled the biggest smile humanly possible.

"Nope."

And they ran into the woods, holding hands like little kids, giggling all the way like little kids, about to do one of the most mature things ever.

Play with a dragon.


Haha you thought it was going to be dirty. The song for this one shot is We're off the see the Wizard.