This was requested by Penny Lu


Percy was tired. He was tired of everything. Tired of monsters, tired of deaths, tired of drama, tired of girls. He'd just broken up with Annabeth. He just couldn't handle all the stress that came with being her boyfriend. Relationships are supposed to be fun but being Annabeth's boyfriend was just work. Each thing he did has to one up the last thing but those also have to one up working and reading and designing. In the end he just said,

"Fuck you Annabeth. Why don't you just date your books. I've met your mom and she spends less time reading and more time looking after her kids." he had snapped before saying hi to the new Camp Half-Blood librarian, Athena. It wasn't entirely his fault. Annabeth had continuously snapped at Percy, shouting at him, she even cheated on him a couple times with some Aphrodite kids. But this had been the last straw. Annabeth had screamed at Thalia and Tyson, calling her a lesbian (not that theres anything wrong with being les) and a wannabe hero and him a dumb ass motherfucker who should just drown himself in peanut better. Everyone on camp knows you can dis Percy but not his family. He had lashed out on her, finally ending it with her. It seemed all Annabeth wanted was to be in the limelight as the heroes girlfriend, no the legends or just any guy who wasn't famous.

He crashed down on his bed as soon as he got into his cabin. Tyson had left to be the blacksmith for the Hunters. He immediately fell asleep.


"Hello Percy." Percy opened his eyes, he didn't know what he was doing or whose voice it was but he followed

"Follow me." He got out of bed.

"Come on." he got out of the cabin, the camp was empty.

"Hurry up." he began running towards the forest."

Suddenly he fell into a ditch, but not just any ditch. He was falling back through Tartarus. He could tell. He screamed tried swimming back up but all he could see was blackness. He didn't know what was the top and what was the bottom.

Then he saw it. A star in the blackness. He reached out to touch it and then got engulfed by light.


"Thou is so lucky. One is going to get into so much trouble with Orion." Percy looked up to see the a pure white room. He couldn't see the walls or the floor, for all he knew he could be on the ceiling right now. Then he saw the speaker of the latest voice. There, in front of him, in the flesh, was Zoe Nightshade. She looked more beautiful then ever.

Her brown eyes sparkled, her black hair reflected off the light of the room and the permeant frown he'd always seen her with was gone.

"What's going on? Where am I? Aren't you supposed to be dead? No offence."

"Always the slow one, are we not Percy?"

"Haha, very funny Grandma. Now do you mind telling me why I am here?"

"Thou is in my constellation. Instead of doing to Elysium I went here, which is fine by me since it has everything I could ever need."

"Oh. That makes sense." Percy threw sass at Zoe but he still felt like the underdog.

"As for what is going on," she carried on, ignoring Percy, "You were having a Living Nightmare."

"Huh? What the hell is that?"

"It's a nightmare like any other but if you get injured you get hurt in reality. You, being you, were about the die."

"Ooooooooooh. Thanks."

"No problem."

"So what do you do up here?"

"Nothing really. Read. Sleep. Train. Watch humans." then Percy got an idea.

"Do you watch me?" Zoe blushed and Percy walked up to her.

"Umm..." he was closer, "Um..." he was even closer, "Damn it Percy!"

"SHE TALKS! SHE TALKS NORMAL!"

"Yes I talk normal I'm not retarded." he had a meter away before he fell. He tripped on his own foot. On top of Zoe. Mouth on.

"I'm so sorry Zoe!" Percy screamed, breaking from the kiss.

"Just do it again."


10 minutes later Percy got up.

"I need to go to the damn toilet." he said laughing.

"You know I got the joke, right?"

"Yeah whatever."


After a trip to the loo Percy asked the question that had been on his mind.

"Don't I have to go back, eventually?"

"Yes, but only tomorrow morning."

"Won't I be tired?"

"Nope. You are still asleep right now."

"Then I'll see you tomorrow."

"I guess I will. Do you want to do anything?"

"Yeah can we watch Hercules and order pizza. You do have pizza here right?"

"Duh we do and fuck you."

"You can pick the movie next time."

"Fine bastard.


When Percy woke up he knew he would have to face all his problems but he didn't care. He told Thalia, Nico, Piper, Jason, Hazel, Frank and Leo. They all believed him. He had to go through Annabeth flirting with everyone but he didn't care. Because he knew that when they were all asleep he would be chilling with his bae, trying to watch Hercules as Zoe slaps him for picking the movie with her slice of pizza. He woke up with pepperoni on his face.


Seven years later Percy woke up with a pair of twins in his arms and a Nightshade with a ring on her finger around her waist.

"Thanks Nico." he whispered to not wake them up.

"You welcome." he heard. Damn. Anna..anna..annawhateverhernamewas was going to be so mad.

Because now Percy Jackson Nightshade had everything and she had nothing


I'm sorry if this is really bad. I still have writers block. Really sorry Penny Lu. Review please.

The song for this one shot is Aeroplanes by B.O.B