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This one shot was requested by AnonimoSMW. It is from the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series.


Annabeth walked through the camp, towards the Poseidon cabin. Percy had asked her over. Immediately. Normally this would be fine but something felt wrong. She felt as if she was being followed but every time she looks back all she saw was her fellow campers, all going in the other direction. Like, they were all going in the other direction. Finally, after an anxious journey, she finally made it to the Poseidon Cabin.

"Percy?" she called, knocking, "Percy are you in here? Percy..." Annabeth slowly opened the door. she walked in. Percy was now where to be seen, as she walked past the doorframe she was doused in a sticky silly string-like substance. It blinded her and as she tumbled towards the bathroom she landed in the tub. She was greeted with tiny balls. Just as was getting out she heard a million little cracks. She jumped out as she saw the balls hatch. Out came millions of spider.

Annabeth tried to not scream but then she looked in the mirror. The stick silly-string like substance was milky-clear. Annabeth looked closer and touched them. It wasn't string. It was parts of a spider's web. That was when the scream came out, but it was not a scream of fear. It was a scream of anger. Only three people could have done this. Only Percy could have been able to use the Poseidon Cabin. Only Jason could have planned this. Only Leo could have been able to position the bucket of web. Only Nico could have got the spiders and spider webs.

"YOU FOUR ARE DEAD! I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER FIND YOU, YOU ARE OLD DEAD MEAT. I WILL..."


Behind the Poseidon cabin, Nico, Percy, Leo and Jason crouched, snickering, listening to Annabeth scream. They had already told everyone else on camp so that no one would end up with no ear drums.

"That...that was amazing." Percy said while laughing, "How did you get the spider eggs to hatch at the exact time that she sat down?"

"Life, death," Nico answered, "They are still the end of someones social or physical life." Everyone looks at Nico unbelievably.

"Dude," Percy said, "My nickname is Seaweed Brain and I call bullshit."

"Well I did a couple errands for a son of Eileithyia (Goddess of birth)." Nico said with a wink. Jason and Percy cheered quietly for Nico.

"Wait. What about Wi..." But before Nico could finish, Percy gagged him with the next part of their pranking marathon, a silver dress.

"Come on Jason. Let's go screw with you Girlfriend." Nico wrapped his arm around Jason. Percy caught up with them, but not before slapping the back of Nico's head.

"But... wait, I'm confused. Guys, wait up!" Leo said, running behind.


Piper waited for Jason on the beach. He had apparently prepared a beautiful lunch for her. She imagined that he had just made her hot dogs. Suddenly, her eyes were covered.

"Hey babe." Jason's voice sounded really different. It sounded feminine. Honestly, it didn't even sound like Jason. A black haired, pale skinned girl kissed Piper's cheek. It was Khione.

"I'm sorry, what are doing here Khione?"

"Very funny, babe."

"Why do you keep calling me babe? We don't even like each other!"

"Haha, very funny." Khione stared at Piper, "Wow. You really don't remember do you? You must have amnesia like your ex did."

"My Ex?"

"Yeah, Jason. You guys dated until he cheated on you. You ran way bumped into me and well, the rest is history," Khione said with a wink, grabbing Piper's hand. Piper put her hand's in her pocket's.

"Listen Khione. I don't know what is going on but I think I need to explain some things, and you need to really listen," Khione nodded, standing up, "Our relationship, started a long time ago and now I am 19 and you are...umm..."

"Let's say 20..."

"Okay... and now you are twenty and..." Piper took her hands out of her pockets, rocking something out. Suddenly, gravity around her forced her onto one new. Piper went to pick up the object. It was a little velvet covered box. Piper opened the box, wondering what could be inside.

Khione squealed with excitement and kissed Piper on the lips before screaming,

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, definitely yes! Love you Piper!" She went in for another kiss but Piper pushed her away.

"I'm sorry Khione. I..I..I don't even know how that ring got in here. I.. I..I have to go." Piper ran towards camp, away from a crying Khione. As soon as she was out of sight, Khione transformed into Jason Grace.

"Man, the Hecate Cabin is getting really good at illusions."

"Yeah," Leo said, coming out from behind a bush with Percy and Nico, "Who taught you to slip the ring into her pocket?"

"Connor, though it took some convincing for him to teach me how to put something in someones pocket instead of taking something out. Thanks Nico." Jason said.

"Oh trust me, the pleasure was all mine." Nico said, blushing

"No, seriously, what happened to, Wi...Ow!" Leo started before Jason shocked him.

"Come on, let's go mess with Calypso."


Calypso was tending to the Camps gardens. She was kneeling down when she lifted both of her fingers, forcing four young men forward.

"Listen to me. I have heard that every so often you guys go on a massive rampage and I have heard that you guys have been targeting your girlfriends but if you even think about pranking me then I will dump you, I'll tell Annabeth what happened on the island, I'll tell Piper who actually made your anniversary gift and I will hurt you so much that if you will realise that Hell isn't in the Underworld but is in fact here, with me."

Three of the boys backed away slowly, in silence.

"So.. we are officially boyfriends and girlfriend?" Leo smirked.

"First of all, it's literally been months and second of all, if you don't get off of my strawberries soon then you will no longer have a girlfriend."

"Bye, babe.. see you at the campfire."

"Bye Leo."


Percy, Jason and Nico sat on Percy's bed, scrolling through Netflix.

"Percy, pass me the remote. You promised that if I wear the dress I got to pick the show." Jason whined.

"Yeah, but we don't want to watch House of Cards."

"Fine, but if we are watching Toy Story then can we at least make it a drinking game."

"When Leo gets back from sneaking the booze in, deal!"

As if on que, Leo walked in, closing the door behind him, "I have the list for the drinking game." The boys reached the booze and list but Leo held them back, "Before anything happens I want to know what happened to Will and you can't sex your way out of this one."

"Dammit Leo! Do you not know when to quiet!" Jason and Percy said in unison.

"It's cool, he has the right to know. But first, I'm going to need a beer." As Nico took the beer he told the story of what happened to Solangelo, "Well, I went to go visit my dad and when I came back, Will decided he had enough of me visiting my dad every month so he dumped me. I've spent the last month hammered and having affairs."

"Man, I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have pried but I really wanted to know." Leo said sheepishly.

"It's cool. Anyway I think I have my eye on Connor Stoll, anyway"

"No. No. It's not cool. Come on, guys we have one last prank to pull."


"Okay, we're outside the Apollo Cabin, what are we doing here, Leo?" Jason asked, craving booze.

Leo walked into the cabin and found Will's bed. He spilt the strawberry jam from the failed Calypso prank and spelt out a message in unhatched spider eggs.

"You said I was your black sun but I guess every sun must go down."

"You are a weirdo, you know that Valdez."

"I know but these eggs are due to hatch at curfew and I don't want to waste them." He said with a maniacal grin.


The boys sang, drunkly along to You've Got A Friend In Me, Percy trying to read through the list.

"Okay, so we take one shot every time there Woody gets annoyed at Buzz. We take two shots everytime there is a sexual innuendo. One Shot everytime..."

Suddenly the room went pitch black and the boys were covered in green gloop. There was a minute of silence before Nico said, "Hey Girls."

"Hey Nico." Annabeth said, turning on the lights.

"Quick question, how come I'm wet."

"I may, or may not have made sure that their was no water substances in the slime."

"Dam you, Wise Girl." Percy said kissing his girlfriend.

"Yeah, dam me..." she said laughing.

"So what are you guys doing, Khione?" Piper said mockingly.

"Drinking Game."

"Toy Story?"

"Always."

"Which one?"

"Number One."

"Of Course."

"Hey Leo," Calypso said laughing,"What are the rules?"

"Well, I was trying to read out the rules but I was rudely interrupted." Percy exclaimed.

"Emphasis on trying," Leo said, "No one was listening anyway."

"Just explain them again," Annabeth suggested.

"Okay, so we take one shot every time there Woody gets annoyed at Buzz. We take two shots every time there is a sexual innuendo. One Shot every time..." Percy was interrupted again when they heard a girly scream from the Apollo Cabin. Leo and Nico high five before Percy carried on saying the rules.

"One Shot every time that the dog comes on screen. Two Shots every time..."


The song for this one shot is You Got A Friend In Me by Randy Newman.